2018 Masters

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:20 am

"Dilly Dilly" has been outlawed at Augusta.

Post by **brian** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:22 am

That's awesome. Hopefully they throw out anyone who does a Ric Flair "Woo!" as well.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:25 am

Yeah this is in the all-too-familiar zone of "these fucking guys think they can stop people from saying certain words, that's really un-American......oh yeah those words are terrible good for them"

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:55 am

Yeah, no "mashed potatoes" or "baba booey" or any of that other stupid crap this week, either.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:10 pm

I love these people.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:13 pm

I also like how he put "removed" in quotes, like whoever gave him the info said it in such a way that he's pretty sure the offender will be shot to death on the cart path next to Yellow Jasmine

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:17 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:13 pm I also like how he put "removed" in quotes, like whoever gave him the info said it in such a way that he's pretty sure the offender will be shot to death on the cart path next to Yellow Jasmine

Everyone knows the shooting happens on the Par 3 Course.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:18 pm

Dilly dilly has become a thing at Lightning games. I hate it so much.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:42 pm

One of these five golfers (not listed in any particular order) will win the Masters this year. BOOK IT.

Bubba Watson
Jordan Spieth
Kiradech Aphibarnrat
Jason Day
Jason Dufner

Post by **brian** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:56 pm

Ain't no barn rats gonna win the Masters. (Though it would be cool to have an overweight, chain-smoking Thai win it.)

My dark horse is Brian Harman. Had a lot of top 10s this season and lefties seem to not exactly have an advantage at Augusta but it seems to help a little.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:36 pm

How much worse is it to hear someone say "dilly dilly" when you know that person wouldn't drink a Bud Light unless paid a minimum of $20?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:43 pm

"Dilly Dilly" or "Get In The Hole?"

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:44 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:36 pm How much worse is it to hear someone say "dilly dilly" when you know that person wouldn't drink a Bud Light unless paid a minimum of $20?

I think you are overestimating the sophistication* of golfers. They're all frat bros.

Former co-worker used to golf with Chris Dimarco quite a bit and when it wasn't a competitive round he was a beer a hole guy, apparently.

(I originally had sophisticatedness in there...which isn't a word. The brain farts sometimes.)

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:33 pm

It's pretty clear that Bubba is going to win, when you crunch all the numbers and stuff.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:13 pm

brian wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:22 am That's awesome. Hopefully they throw out anyone who does a Ric Flair "Woo!" as well.

They do this shit at Indy Fuel games...and the wave...it makes we want to murder people.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:06 pm

Dilly Dilly. Heard it at least four times tonight. I think it is what in game plays when we go on the power play. So awful.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:53 am

Par 3 might be a bit of a wind fest today.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:07 am

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:44 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:36 pm How much worse is it to hear someone say "dilly dilly" when you know that person wouldn't drink a Bud Light unless paid a minimum of $20?
I think you are overestimating the sophistication* of golfers. They're all frat bros.

Former co-worker used to golf with Chris Dimarco quite a bit and when it wasn't a competitive round he was a beer a hole guy, apparently.

(I originally had sophisticatedness in there...which isn't a word. The brain farts sometimes.)

I actually had a friend from college in mind, not a golfer.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:08 am

Oh you were referring to the yeller, not the yellee

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 11:45 am

Bovada is blocked in my state, can someone dump me off the Masters odds?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:20 pm

Thanks, assholes. Panicked and ended up taking Payne Stewart 10th overall.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:44 pm

Jordan Spieth 10/1
Tiger Woods 10/1
Dustin Johnson 12/1
Justin Thomas 12/1
Rory McIlroy 12/1
Bubba Watson 15/1
Justin Rose 15/1
Phil Mickelson 15/1
Jason Day 20/1
Jon Rahm 25/1
Paul Casey 25/1
Rickie Fowler 25/1
Hideki Matsuyama 35/1
Sergio Garcia 35/1
Alex Noren 40/1
Henrik Stenson 45/1
Matt Kuchar 45/1
Patrick Reed 50/1
Tommy Fleetwood 50/1
Ian Poulter 60/1
Louis Oosthuizen 60/1
Adam Scott 66/1
Bryson DeChambeau 66/1
Marc Leishman 70/1
Thomas Pieters 75/1
Charley Hoffman 80/1
Tyrrell Hatton 80/1
Patrick Cantlay 85/1
Brian Harman 90/1
Xander Schauffele 90/1
Branden Grace 100/1
Daniel Berger 100/1
Kevin Chappell 100/1
Kevin Kisner 100/1
Cameron Smith 125/1
Charl Schwartzel 125/1
Kiradech Aphibarnrat 125/1
Rafael Cabrera Bello 125/1
Tony Finau 125/1
Adam Hadwin 150/1
Chez Reavie 150/1
Dylan Frittelli 150/1
Francesco Molinari 150/1
Gary Woodland 150/1
Jimmy Walker 150/1
Pat Perez 150/1
Russell Henley 150/1
Ryan Moore 150/1
Zach Johnson 150/1
Brendan Steele 175/1
Matthew Fitzpatrick 175/1
Haotong Li 200/1
Jason Dufner 200/1
Kyle Stanley 200/1
Patton Kizzire 200/1
Shubhankar Sharma 200/1
Webb Simpson 200/1
Austin Cook 250/1
Bernd Wiesberger 250/1
Jhonattan Vegas 250/1
Ross Fisher 250/1
Satoshi Kodaira 250/1
Si Woo Kim 250/1
Billy Horschel 300/1
Angel Cabrera 400/1
Danny Willett 400/1
Fred Couples 400/1
Wesley Bryan 450/1
Jose Maria Olazabal 500/1
Larry Mize 500/1
Martin Kaymer 500/1
Ted Potter Jr. 500/1
Trevor Immelman 500/1
Yuta Ikeda 500/1
Yuxin Lin 500/1
Joaquin Niemann 600/1
Bernhard Langer 750/1
Doug Ghim 750/1
Ian Woosnam 750/1
Mark O'Meara 750/1
Matt Parziale 750/1
Sandy Lyle 750/1
Vijay Singh 750/1
Yusaku Miyazato 750/1
Doc Redman 1000/1
Harry Ellis 1000/1

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:45 pm

Per Vegas Insider.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:39 pm

Ummm ... that looked really disgusting.

(And thank you Chedda.)

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Wed Apr 04, 2018 11:56 pm

Jack Nicklaus, with a Humble Brag for the Ages:

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:53 am

That was great. Seeing a lot on social media expressing some surprise, or "yeah right, they'll kick someone out" sentiment about Baba Booey and Dilly Dilly. I bet you don't hear it once this week. They do not play around at Augusta.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:54 am

Correct, they play either two or four!

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:37 am

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:53 am That was great. Seeing a lot on social media expressing some surprise, or "yeah right, they'll kick someone out" sentiment about Baba Booey and Dilly Dilly. I bet you don't hear it once this week. They do not play around at Augusta.

They did such a fantastic job keeping women and minorities out for such a long time, something like this should be very easy for them.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 1:48 pm

Interesting piece on Tiger by Brian Koppelman.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:20 pm

Sergio I can't watch it any more

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:35 pm

Adam Hadwin - the pride of Moose Jaw!

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:40 pm

How is a guy with a bum ankle leading the Masters?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:47 pm

degenerasian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:40 pm How is a guy with a bum ankle leading the Masters?

Augusta is a pretty flat course I think so no stress on the feet.

( I don't think this)

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:52 pm

Spieth went HAM on back nine

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:55 pm

Well. Maybe not.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:40 pm

I'm watching Game 1 of the Frozen Four, and checking the crawl at the bottom.

Holy Shit, guys.

Sergio went full-on Tin Cup today. FIVE FUCKING SHOTS INTO THE WATER.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:15 pm

Deadspin has a great clip of it

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:17 pm

Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:15 pm Deadspin has a great clip of it

You are just trolling Bronto right?
https://deadspin.com/sergio-garcia-does ... 1825028637

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:20 am

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:55 pmWell. Maybe not.

and double bogey to start today

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:25 am

I'm rooting for Haotong Li. He's got moxie. (No rhyme intended.)