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Fuck Paul Ryan
Quittin' ass republic destroying mother fucker. Fuck him for all eternity. Him denying me the pleasure of seeing his ass destroyed at the polls this November is just another evil. I hope a satellite falls on him.
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Easy to forget that he's also in the top 4 for worst human being to be vice presidential candidate this century
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The epitome of the "Fuck you, I got mine" Republican mentality.
Gets 500k from the Koch brothers after the horrible tax cut. And now he goes off to the 7 figure land of lobbyist/advisor land. That amongst all the other shit he's done.
Hope he gets fucked in the after Congress life.
Gets 500k from the Koch brothers after the horrible tax cut. And now he goes off to the 7 figure land of lobbyist/advisor land. That amongst all the other shit he's done.
Hope he gets fucked in the after Congress life.
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Don't want to sound like a dick, but be prepared for the GOP to nominate someone even worse for that seat who goes on to beat Iron Stache Guy.
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It’s late in the game. That could happen, but I think that guy was gonna beat Paul Ryan (as apparently does Ryan himself) and anyone now is behind and the ‘stasche guy will have actually more name recognition now. That’s a weird turn of events.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:11 am Don't want to sound like a dick, but be prepared for the GOP to nominate someone even worse for that seat who goes on to beat Iron Stache Guy.
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Him, Cheney, Edwards, Palin, Pence. That’s 5.
Or drop Cheney if you’re one of those sticklers who say the next century doesn’t start until XX01.
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Yeah, the motive for this has to be cashing in on lobbying or the paid speeches circuit, right? After all he's done to destroy the social safety net and benefit the rich, Ryan will make millions from the usual private sector suspects.Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:07 am The epitome of the "Fuck you, I got mine" Republican mentality.
Gets 500k from the Koch brothers after the horrible tax cut. And now he goes off to the 7 figure land of lobbyist/advisor land. That amongst all the other shit he's done.
Hope he gets fucked in the after Congress life.
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I forgot Edwards, and 2004 is definitely in this century
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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Neat how "cheating on your cancer-stricken wife and then using campaign funds to cover it up" doesn't make you a lock for #1.
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That's a glass house issue, I guess.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:46 am Neat how "cheating on your cancer-stricken wife and then using campaign funds to cover it up" doesn't make you a lock for #1.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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I guess Joe Lieberman is locked into 6th then?
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Don't forget the Fox News payroll.Joe K wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:18 amYeah, the motive for this has to be cashing in on lobbying or the paid speeches circuit, right? After all he's done to destroy the social safety net and benefit the rich, Ryan will make millions from the usual private sector suspects.Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:07 am The epitome of the "Fuck you, I got mine" Republican mentality.
Gets 500k from the Koch brothers after the horrible tax cut. And now he goes off to the 7 figure land of lobbyist/advisor land. That amongst all the other shit he's done.
Hope he gets fucked in the after Congress life.
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Higher if you're really into video games.
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Outside of that though, he's a pretty good dude. He spent (and continues to do so) the bulk of his career fighting for the poor.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:46 am Neat how "cheating on your cancer-stricken wife and then using campaign funds to cover it up" doesn't make you a lock for #1.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Or single payer health care.
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You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:27 am https://www.vox.com/2018/4/11/17223942/ ... ryan-fraud
Paul Ryan’s career ends in abject failure
If Nancy Pelosi never gets her hands on the speaker’s gavel again, she’ll always have the fact that the 111th Congress was one of the most productive of all time.
Ryan’s brief speakership, by contrast, did not amount to much. The dream of Social Security privatization that launched his policy relevance is dead. The Medicare privatization plan that relaunched his policy relevance is also dead. His reputation as a deficit hawk has been exposed as a sham. He didn’t repeal the Affordable Care Act, and he didn’t undo the Obama administration’s financial regulations. The year isn’t over yet, but Congress has basically abandoned hope of doing anything else.
What he got was a tax cut, the thing that every Republican majority gets.
And since that’s what his donors wanted in the end, that’s probably the important thing. But it is worth saying that the tax cut ultimately came together because Republicans abandoned Ryan’s vision of a high-minded tax reform and his dumb talking point about filing taxes on a postcard. At the end of the day, they slapped together an old-fashioned deficit-financed tax cut for the rich that throws quarters at the middle class in hopes of disguising the $10 bills handed out to the rich. Flimflam and phaseout gimmicks, rather than reform and loophole closing, make it work.
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I was going to dig up the Charlie Pierce thread, but since "the zombie-eyed granny starver from the state of Wisconsin" got his own thread, I'll just toss up the link.
As a longtime connoisseur of Ryan’s public fakery, I may never decide what about him I find the most nauseating—the retrograde policies that he gussies up as concern for the poor and downtrodden, or the wet-eyed phony sincerity with which he sells them.
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That's truly a clincher for "worst human being" in the category. But as "worst for the country's people," Pence wins.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:46 am Neat how "cheating on your cancer-stricken wife and then using campaign funds to cover it up" doesn't make you a lock for #1.
Sarah Palin though... like some fever dream that you try to forget.
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Was awesome watching Joe Biden dance on Paul Ryan's head in that Veep debate back in 2012.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
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as much as I loathe Paul Ryan, I am hard-pressed to not give a shred of credibility to a "more time with family" excuse when the person making it's father died youngDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:43 pm Was awesome watching Joe Biden dance on Paul Ryan's head in that Veep debate back in 2012.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
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He's not Bob Stoops. You can look at his history and know this is complete bullshit.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:40 amas much as I loathe Paul Ryan, I am hard-pressed to not give a shred of credibility to a "more time with family" excuse when the person making it's father died youngDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:43 pm Was awesome watching Joe Biden dance on Paul Ryan's head in that Veep debate back in 2012.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
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Yeah, bullshit. He's already lining up massive travel to raise money for the usual right wing causes. He's not gonna be "at home" any more than he was when in Congress. It's part of his act.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:40 amas much as I loathe Paul Ryan, I am hard-pressed to not give a shred of credibility to a "more time with family" excuse when the person making it's father died youngDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:43 pm Was awesome watching Joe Biden dance on Paul Ryan's head in that Veep debate back in 2012.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
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This thread is a perfect example between the reasonable left and the unreasonable right now. I mentioned Edwards, and collectively here everyone was like “oh yeah. Forgot about him. Fuck that guy.”
Swap out “dying of cancer” with “breastfeeding your newborn son” and that’s what President Fredo did. And there are a sizable enough percentage of the right who are still defending him. God, fuck them all.
Swap out “dying of cancer” with “breastfeeding your newborn son” and that’s what President Fredo did. And there are a sizable enough percentage of the right who are still defending him. God, fuck them all.
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apparently "shred of credibility" is a pretty big statement of belieftennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:58 amYeah, bullshit. He's already lining up massive travel to raise money for the usual right wing causes. He's not gonna be "at home" any more than he was when in Congress. It's part of his act.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:40 amas much as I loathe Paul Ryan, I am hard-pressed to not give a shred of credibility to a "more time with family" excuse when the person making it's father died youngDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:43 pm Was awesome watching Joe Biden dance on Paul Ryan's head in that Veep debate back in 2012.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
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He gets no shred of anything from me. See what Mr. D said. He's made it his life's mission to destroy the lives of others, and he will keep doing so. The "be with my family" thing is a massive lie to cover up he was going to lose his election and is saving face and lining up his next run for office. Fuck. Him.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:52 amapparently "shred of credibility" is a pretty big statement of belieftennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:58 amYeah, bullshit. He's already lining up massive travel to raise money for the usual right wing causes. He's not gonna be "at home" any more than he was when in Congress. It's part of his act.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:40 amas much as I loathe Paul Ryan, I am hard-pressed to not give a shred of credibility to a "more time with family" excuse when the person making it's father died youngDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:43 pm Was awesome watching Joe Biden dance on Paul Ryan's head in that Veep debate back in 2012.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
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Well, it sounds better than "spend more time with the Koch family."tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:23 pm
He gets no shred of anything from me. See what Mr. D said. He's made it his life's mission to destroy the lives of others, and he will keep doing so. The "be with my family" thing is a massive lie to cover up he was going to lose his election and is saving face and lining up his next run for office. Fuck. Him.
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it's not mutually exclusive to dislike him for all of the reasons listed in this thread and also believe that he may actually believe among many other things that he does want to spend time with his familytennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:23 pmHe gets no shred of anything from me. See what Mr. D said. He's made it his life's mission to destroy the lives of others, and he will keep doing so. The "be with my family" thing is a massive lie to cover up he was going to lose his election and is saving face and lining up his next run for office. Fuck. Him.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:52 amapparently "shred of credibility" is a pretty big statement of belieftennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:58 amYeah, bullshit. He's already lining up massive travel to raise money for the usual right wing causes. He's not gonna be "at home" any more than he was when in Congress. It's part of his act.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:40 amas much as I loathe Paul Ryan, I am hard-pressed to not give a shred of credibility to a "more time with family" excuse when the person making it's father died youngDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:43 pm Was awesome watching Joe Biden dance on Paul Ryan's head in that Veep debate back in 2012.
And pretty amazing he trotted out the 'spend more time with my family' canard. C'mon...no one falls for that one anymore.
I have serious doubts about the priority of the reason, of course, but I can see him believing it and as a human being have a bare level of empathy for it, even if politicians are delusional and it looks like the house is going blue in November
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I don't believe it and have no empathy for him or his lies.
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(Obi wan voice): "Bronto, he's evil, can't you see that?"
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evil people have families tootennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:38 pm (Obi wan voice): "Bronto, he's evil, can't you see that?"
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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because the kochs should pay you when you quit your job, duh
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He's going to spend 3 hours a night with his family coming up with a tabletop game called Entitlement
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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You just be happy there isn’t a comma in that thread title.
I mean, this is obviously a long play towards a run in 2024. I don’t see it though after 8 years of Trump.
I mean, this is obviously a long play towards a run in 2024. I don’t see it though after 8 years of Trump.
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This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this sort of take on Ryan, like since he’s an “honest Randian” or something it mitigates the severity of his bullshit.
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That game is called Monopoly, btw.
Anyhoo, this family talk reminds me of what he said when he was being considered for the Speakership:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?328879-1/ ... peakership
Fast forward to 1:52.
"I cannot and I will not give up my family time."
As a military dude, I rolled my eyes. Must be fucking nice to just demand that. So, he's used that line as cover for his long con bullshit. I'm with TB and Mister D on this one. Fuck that guy.
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