The Swamp Can Resume its Gambling Problem

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:19 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:02 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:14 pm I think you cheer for Utah here. Then for chaos everywhere else.
Than let's cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

(Edibles are fun)

I love that quote. The first part. Second one is nice too but I’ve never had an edible.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:26 pm

degenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:48 pm It's creeped back up to 48. I'm locked in at 45.5 :)

Did you go over? Cause right butthole time if so. Well I guess either way.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:30 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:26 pm
degenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:48 pm It's creeped back up to 48. I'm locked in at 45.5 :)
Did you go over? Cause right butthole time if so. Well I guess either way.

Yep. Looks like I'm going to be half a point short.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:38 pm

Woooooooooooo!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:42 pm

Nice.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:46 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:19 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:02 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:14 pm I think you cheer for Utah here. Then for chaos everywhere else.
Than let's cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

(Edibles are fun)
I love that quote. The first part. Second one is nice too but I’ve never had an edible.

Highly recommended.

My God, College games take forever.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:52 pm

Anyone get a bad beat or get blessed by the Eagles last second TD?

edwzipper · Post by **edwzipper** » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:56 pm

I think the last TD made the game go over but I didnt touch that game.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:42 pm

bfj wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:52 pm Anyone get a bad beat or get blessed by the Eagles last second TD?

Just in pools.

But can you imagine the noise in the sports books in New JErsey?

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:58 am

Minnesota beat Sacramento in 2OT and the under still cashed in (by 10+)

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:06 am

degenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:58 am Minnesota beat Sacramento in 2OT and the under still cashed in (by 10+)

Gross!

Both teams shot 35%.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:19 pm

The Bears and the Jets are close to even money on the road. Both Bills and Vikings are resting their starters.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:52 pm

I played Blackjack at a table for the first time in my life Saturday night. I was up $75 and ran away like a bitch. Not sure if that makes me a good gambler or a shitty one.

Although I wish I was playing craps so when I told that story I could have said "That's just how I roll." I feel like it would have been clever and indicative of my good-humored nature.

Post by **Sabo** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:56 pm

Jerloma wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:52 pm I played Blackjack at a table for the first time in my life Saturday night. I was up $75 and ran away like a bitch. Not sure if that makes me a good gambler or a shitty one.

Although I wish I was playing craps so when I told that story I could have said "That's just how I roll." I feel like it would have been clever and indicative of my good-humored nature.

Any time you walk away a winner, that's a good gambling story. What stakes were you playing? $5? $10?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:59 pm

25. Started with 2 chips, left with 5.

I wanted to feel important and get free drinks.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:00 pm

Man that must have been a roller coaster of a three minutes!

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:02 pm

I know. I never even got my free drink.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:02 am

Hey guys in Indiana and NJ...take advantage of this one:

(If Rory makes a single birdie at the PLayers championship you can turn $5 in $150. I'm sure there's some kind of playthrough requirement but that's easy money.)

ETA: It looks like it's a new user sign up, but you can withdraw the money if you win.

Additional edit: so it does look like you have to bet the 150 but then you can take out whatever you win with those bets.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:13 am

You probably have to rollover that bonus 20x. 3000 to get that 150 out.

This is how bookies get you.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:14 am

degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:13 am You probably have to rollover that bonus 20x. 3000 to get that 150 out.

This is how bookies get you.

I thought the same but the article linked seems to say that it's just the $150 that you have to bet. It does seem too good to be true.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:29 am

Quebec is a nanny state.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal ... -1.5543533

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:35 am

A_B wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:02 am Hey guys in Indiana and NJ...take advantage of this one:

(If Rory makes a single birdie at the PLayers championship you can turn $5 in $150. I'm sure there's some kind of playthrough requirement but that's easy money.)

ETA: It looks like it's a new user sign up, but you can withdraw the money if you win.

Additional edit: so it does look like you have to bet the 150 but then you can take out whatever you win with those bets.

Did he make a birdie before they made them leave? I wonder how all that went.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:17 am

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:29 am Quebec is a nanny state.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal ... -1.5543533

While it found the game may call up a certain measure of skill, "it seems evident … that the game also involves a large part of chance, so that it does not take 'only skill or bodily exertion on the part of the parties,'" the court concluded.

Lotto Quebec Annual Report

Revenues of $2.8 billion. Paid out $1.1 billion.

Post by **brian** » Tue May 12, 2020 1:58 pm

Some guy hit a 10-person table tennis parlay for $24K+ by just taking all favorites.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue May 12, 2020 2:06 pm

Chalk!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue May 12, 2020 2:30 pm

You could probably offer the underdogs $50 each to make sure they lost and still be way up.

Post by **brian** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 3:00 pm

I almost never do this, but you guys can share my weekend sweat. I put $5 on Jhonny Vegas at 250 to 1 to win the PGA Tour event this week and he's three strokes back heading into the weekend.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:17 pm

Is that a made up name for an e-golf event?

Post by **brian** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:21 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:17 pm Is that a made up name for an e-golf event?

Well, he goes by Jhonathan and is Colombian so Vegas is a not unheard of surname in Latin America. I only picked him because he seems to randomly have an awesome tournament every couple of years and figured why not now. Put up a 63 today.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:33 am

Bet on the sharks...and not Brent Burns
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/23/scie ... bling.html

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:34 am

Just noticed that MLS is now listing betting lines on their schedule.

elflaco2 · Post by **elflaco2** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:04 pm

brian wrote: ↑Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:21 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:17 pm Is that a made up name for an e-golf event?
Well, he goes by Jhonathan and is Colombian so Vegas is a not unheard of surname in Latin America. I only picked him because he seems to randomly have an awesome tournament every couple of years and figured why not now. Put up a 63 today.

Venezuelan, not Colombian.

Post by **brian** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:06 pm

My bad. Thought he was Colombian.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:44 am

I'm looking at Portland +400 tonight vs LAFC and I can't not have some skin in the game. Any app recommendations?

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:01 pm

Isn't there an unwritten rule against that or something.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:02 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:44 am I'm looking at Portland +400 tonight vs LAFC and I can't not have some skin in the game. Any app recommendations?

I can do it through my guy on our behalf and venmo between us, if you'd like.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:03 pm

Current lines are

Por +375
LAFC -161
Draw +320

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:12 pm

Sportsbetting is legal here (CO). Never done it, don't know where to start. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:14 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:12 pm Sportsbetting is legal here (CO). Never done it, don't know where to start. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

$20 minimum wager, but I'd split it with you if you wanted to wager less.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:18 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:14 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:12 pm Sportsbetting is legal here (CO). Never done it, don't know where to start. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
$20 minimum wager, but I'd split it with you if you wanted to wager less.

I'll prob throw ~$25 down. Trying to get set up on MGM. (They still have Timbers at +400)

Edit: Sorted!