Swamp Kids in College Thread

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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by A_B » Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:22 pm

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If anyone needs me I will be sitting here at my computer reviewing an application to be the president of the greek council. I have the terrible football game on one screen, but this is the college equivalent of "I have an art project due tomorrow and wal mart closes in 15 minutes."
FYI the art project was successful. President of the Greek council for 2021.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by Shirley » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:15 pm

I almost forgot that I was Secretary of the Inter Fraternity Council for a year or so in college. Can't remember why I thought that was a good idea. Got a few funny stories out of it though.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by Pruitt » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:11 am

I was "V.P. Internal" of our chapter.

Meant I ordered beer and arranged the weekly parties.

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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by rass » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:26 am

It's Ogre, not "meathead" and while Revenge of the Nerds was a pretty formative movie for me (watched at a slumber party at some kid's house when I was no older than 5th or 6th grade) and I'll still occasionally quote it ("That's my pie!", it's all in the inflection) it's definitely problematic in ways that a pre-teen in the mid-80s couldn't appreciate. Just in case you forgot some of the details and were gonna hunker down to watch for family movie night.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by The Sybian » Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:58 am

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It's Ogre, not "meathead" and while Revenge of the Nerds was a pretty formative movie for me (watched at a slumber party at some kid's house when I was no older than 5th or 6th grade)
Exactly the same for me. Haven't seen it since, but I'm guessing it's pretty rapey by today's standards. Weren't they spying on girls getting dressed? Classic 80s comedy excuse to get some boobies into the movie.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by tennbengal » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:50 am

It’s super-rapey. With an added sweetener of its not rape if you fuck her into liking it with your surprise large cock.

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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

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The Sybian wrote:
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rass wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:26 am
It's Ogre, not "meathead" and while Revenge of the Nerds was a pretty formative movie for me (watched at a slumber party at some kid's house when I was no older than 5th or 6th grade)
Exactly the same for me. Haven't seen it since, but I'm guessing it's pretty rapey by today's standards. Weren't they spying on girls getting dressed? Classic 80s comedy excuse to get some boobies into the movie.
Not pretty rapey, actual rapey. Plus voyeurism that would land you in jail for a long time. Especially if you take into account one of the kids was 12.

Still a funny fucking movie though. I think the most underrated scene is Toshiro riding the tricycle. The music in the background when he's winning is so good.

I still act like Ogre eating the pie when someone asks me how something tastes.
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Is it good? Or is it great?
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by rass » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:15 am

And I thought Lewis was an attentive, caring lover/rapist, not that he was necessarily well hung.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by EdRomero » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:19 am

Giff wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:10 am
The Sybian wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:58 am
rass wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:26 am
It's Ogre, not "meathead" and while Revenge of the Nerds was a pretty formative movie for me (watched at a slumber party at some kid's house when I was no older than 5th or 6th grade)
Exactly the same for me. Haven't seen it since, but I'm guessing it's pretty rapey by today's standards. Weren't they spying on girls getting dressed? Classic 80s comedy excuse to get some boobies into the movie.
Not pretty rapey, actual rapey. Plus voyeurism that would land you in jail for a long time. Especially if you take into account one of the kids was 12.

Still a funny fucking movie though. I think the most underrated scene is Toshiro riding the tricycle. The music in the background when he's winning is so good.

I still act like Ogre eating the pie when someone asks me how something tastes.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:45 am

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And I thought Lewis was an attentive, caring lover/rapist, not that he was necessarily well hung.
Yeah, I thought she loved when he raped her because he went down on her when the football player wouldn't.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by rass » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:57 am

Facts matter, steve.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by EdRomero » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:57 am

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:45 am
rass wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:15 am
And I thought Lewis was an attentive, caring lover/rapist, not that he was necessarily well hung.
Yeah, I thought she loved when he raped her because he went down on her when the football player wouldn't.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by DaveInSeattle » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:05 pm

rass wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:26 am
It's Ogre, not "meathead" and while Revenge of the Nerds was a pretty formative movie for me (watched at a slumber party at some kid's house when I was no older than 5th or 6th grade) and I'll still occasionally quote it ("That's my pie!", it's all in the inflection) it's definitely problematic in ways that a pre-teen in the mid-80s couldn't appreciate. Just in case you forgot some of the details and were gonna hunker down to watch for family movie night.
I remember seeing it in the theater. And thinking it was really funny...but yeah, super-duper rapey. And fairly homo-phobic (designing a javelin to take advantage of the gay characters limp wrist? C'mon....).

I still laugh at the 'Got the cruise control set at 35!' line.

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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by sancarlos » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:28 pm

So, my daughter came home in mid-November. All her classes are online anyway. But with a new quarter starting, and her missing the boyfriend, we agreed to take her back to UW in Seattle, in the most covid-avoidant way we could.

So, yesterday, we drove 480 miles north to central Oregon. The boyfriend drove down from Seattle to meet us. Today, the wife, dog and I drove back home,while our daughter and the boyfriend drove to Seattle.

960 miles. I’m tired.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by A_B » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:29 pm

Ours flew back today to Boston. So weird. But they are pretty much adults and it’s hard.
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by sancarlos » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:32 pm

A_B wrote:
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Ours flew back today to Boston. So weird. But they are pretty much adults and it’s hard.
That’s the truth.
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:51 am

This is where I'm glad my son couldn't handle the stress of a hard college program away from home and transferred to the U of U.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by mister d » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:55 am

SanCarlos = 0.96 of a Proclaimer
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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by MaxWebster » Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:01 am

simultaneously shaking my head and chuckling...
mister d wrote:
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SanCarlos = 0.96 of a Proclaimer

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Post by Steve of phpBB » Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:13 am

mister d wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:55 am
SanCarlos = 0.96 of a Proclaimer
I am literally loling here.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by MaxWebster » Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:17 am

my daughter (freshman) goes back on Sunday - they don't start classes for another week but are having everyone test on campus twice. like a massive self-quarantine. Thus far they've done a pretty good job keeping covid mostly at bay. last semester was about 50-50 in terms of online v in-person classes but apparently they're shooting for majority in-person this coming semester.

Not entirely sure how it's going to work (e.g. do they have to be confined to their dorms?) - i'm just numb to everything.

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Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Post by sancarlos » Mon Jan 11, 2021 12:35 pm

mister d wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:55 am
SanCarlos = 0.96 of a Proclaimer
OK, that's funny.
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