Help a swamper out

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Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:20 am

Friend's son is up for player of the week. Last name Knopp, about halfway down the list(edit: looks like it randomizes names each time, so no way to know where on the list he will be). I apologize for how shitty the poll is. He's in second, about 50 votes behind. Ends at noon eastern. Can vote from phone and multiple browsers to really rig the system.

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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by brian » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:54 am

I voted and it apparently broke a tie since it said 3240 for him and 3239 for the next kid. Also Kentucky.com needs to come back to my company since our polling software is way better than this.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by duff » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:56 am

I got five votes in for him. He is now in the lead.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:56 am

It really is a terrible poll app or whatever.
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Post by BSF21 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:00 am

Hes up 14 or so now.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:08 am

Thanks fellas. Three more hours!
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Jerloma » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:40 am

Questions. Do the parents know you're doing this? If so, will the parents be able to derive some sense of pride over their child winning player of the week knowing that they rigged it online? Did he really have a better week than Jaden Stinson? Lexington Catholic vs. Lexington Christian? I'm guessing there's no Lexington Muslim?
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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:40 am

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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:42 am

Really wish Ryan would give me unlimited votes in Flag Wars.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:42 am

Jerloma wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:40 am
Questions. Do the parents know you're doing this? If so, will the parents be able to derive some sense of pride over their child winning player of the week knowing that they rigged it online? Did he really have a better week than Jaden Stinson? Lexington Catholic vs. Lexington Christian? I'm guessing there's no Lexington Muslim?

Goodness you think too much. The parents were the one who sent the links out to people. And almost without question, he wasn't the best performance of the week.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:46 am

It will be unfortunate if he gets disqualified because of a New Jersey click farm.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Nonlinear FC » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:58 am

Yeah, who fucking cares how he wins, with such a ridiculous poll mechanism, I just voted 3 times as a form of protest.

Hey, Kentucky.com, how 'bout you winnow the names down a bit you lazy asshats.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by BSF21 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:58 am

A_B wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:46 am
It will be unfortunate if he gets disqualified because of a New Jersey click farm.
Based on that website, I'm not entirely sure they know what a click is, much less how to farm them.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:00 am

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:58 am
Yeah, who fucking cares how he wins, with such a ridiculous poll mechanism, I just voted 3 times as a form of protest.

Hey, Kentucky.com, how 'bout you winnow the names down a bit you lazy asshats.
It appears he selects a few from each region of the state. But it's way too many.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Moreta » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:03 am

That was awful. But 3 votes from me!

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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by wlu_lax6 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:17 am

Jerloma wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:40 am
Questions. Do the parents know you're doing this? If so, will the parents be able to derive some sense of pride over their child winning player of the week knowing that they rigged it online? Did he really have a better week than Jaden Stinson? Lexington Catholic vs. Lexington Christian? I'm guessing there's no Lexington Muslim?
Look at who got a conscious.

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Post by rass » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:18 am

Jerloma wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:40 am
Questions. Do the parents know you're doing this? If so, will the parents be able to derive some sense of pride over their child winning player of the week knowing that they rigged it online? Did he really have a better week than Jaden Stinson? Lexington Catholic vs. Lexington Christian? I'm guessing there's no Lexington Muslim?
I laughed.

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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Jerloma » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:26 am

*conscience
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by mister d » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:26 am

I'm with J-Lo.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Shirley » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:28 am

I kind of agree with J-Lo, but I voted anyway. And then, looking at the results, it's clear it's just a popularity contest. The kids at the top are definitely not the best performers (I saw some kid with 200+ yards rushing, a bunch of tackles, and the game-winning TD as time expired. Not near the top of the votes.) So, if it doesn't really matter, then why not vote?
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:30 am

I'm sorry I have created such a moral conundrum on this fine Friday morning. I will be sure to inform the parents that the whole thing is illegitimate and they should feel no joy ever again in their life.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Nonlinear FC » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:50 am

Jerloma wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:40 am
Questions. Do the parents know you're doing this? If so, will the parents be able to derive some sense of pride over their child winning player of the week knowing that they rigged it online? Did he really have a better week than Jaden Stinson? Lexington Catholic vs. Lexington Christian? I'm guessing there's no Lexington Muslim?
There's a guy you can vote for named Malachi Yulee.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Shirley » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:23 am

A_B wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:30 am
I'm sorry I have created such a moral conundrum on this fine Friday morning. I will be sure to inform the parents that the whole thing is illegitimate and they should feel no joy ever again in their life.
That would be great, thanks.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by degenerasian » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:31 am

voted, now 3,621 to 3,609

they will wonder how a guy from Calgary voted
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Post by Brontoburglar » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:32 am

members of the swamp discover that online polls are a popularity contest

more at 11
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Rush2112 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:33 am

Looks like there are some bad games in Kentucky, and Muhlenberg County! I haven't been there since we used to shoot with our pistols. (Don't worry empty pop bottles was all we would kill.)
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Nonlinear FC » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:44 am

3680 --> 3651
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Post by The Sybian » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:49 am

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:50 am
Jerloma wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:40 am
Questions. Do the parents know you're doing this? If so, will the parents be able to derive some sense of pride over their child winning player of the week knowing that they rigged it online? Did he really have a better week than Jaden Stinson? Lexington Catholic vs. Lexington Christian? I'm guessing there's no Lexington Muslim?
There's a guy you can vote for named Malachi Yulee.
Malachi Yulee isn't even the best Malachi on the list

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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by degenerasian » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:51 am

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:44 am
3680 --> 3651
There is an equally efficient jihad on the other side.
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Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:42 am

Specifically for Jerloma, and yes, I know.

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Post by mister d » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:53 am

ITS DIFFERENT WHEN ITS A ZERO SUM GAME SHEA!!!
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My people call that Kishka.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:08 pm

Are we victorious?

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Post by HaulCitgo » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:12 pm

I'm sorry but second place sucks if they only threw 7 times so no worries about morality. Come to Georgia and see some real fooball.

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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Pruitt » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:18 pm

Got in from golf too late to help, but he won!

Although Damarco Fishback was also worthy of consideration.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:32 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:18 pm
Got in from golf too late to help, but he won!

Although Damarco Fishback was also worthy of consideration.
Fishback is the cousin of one of my daughter's former volleyball teammates.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by brian » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:35 pm

A_B wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:32 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:18 pm
Got in from golf too late to help, but he won!

Although Damarco Fishback was also worthy of consideration.
Fishback is the cousin of one of my daughter's former volleyball teammates.
Damn dude now you tell us. I would have voted for him instead then.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:37 pm

brian wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:35 pm
A_B wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:32 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:18 pm
Got in from golf too late to help, but he won!

Although Damarco Fishback was also worthy of consideration.
Fishback is the cousin of one of my daughter's former volleyball teammates.
Damn dude now you tell us. I would have voted for him instead then.

we don't much care for them
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Jerloma » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:55 pm

Also, how is this helping you out?
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:06 pm

Jerloma wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:55 pm
Also, how is this helping you out?
Oh for Christ’s sake. Go do something instead of sitting around house.
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Re: Help a swamper out

Post by Shirley » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:19 pm

Jerloma wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:55 pm
Also, how is this helping you out?
Some people get enjoyment out of helping others. It's true!
Totally Kafkaesque

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