Help a swamper out

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Jerloma wrote: Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:55 pm Also, how is this helping you out?
He is trying to bump up the kids ego so he can then bet against him this week....obviously
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Well, I for one enjoyed the hell out of the whole thing, and I have absolutely zero to gain. I hate A_B.
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I suppose I shouldn't link to the new poll that includes two high-school friends' kid?


Edit: I just checked his stats for this week. No idea why he got nominated. 10-21-154-1-0, 56 rush yd, 6-0 win. Yikes.
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What is the name (and composer) of the song they played on Letterman during Stupid Human Tricks and other skits? (about 90 seconds in)

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Check the Pee Wee's Big Adventure score. Seems like it's in that movie as well.
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Danny Elfman. I don't think that's the same theme.
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Sabre Dance - Aram Khatchaturian
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Thank you! How'd you figure it out, or was in your Jeopardy Brain Database?
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Every juggler ever on tv performs to the soundtrack of Sabre Dance. I think it's a law.

And, here's a version of that song you've never heard before:

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EdRomero wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:22 am Thank you! How'd you figure it out, or was in your Jeopardy Brain Database?
Please.

Googled "fast classical music armenian"
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So ... close.
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*I actually knew he was Georgian but "fast classical music Georgia" was all Ying Yang Twins videos.
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EdRomero wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:22 am Thank you! How'd you figure it out, or was in your Jeopardy Brain Database?
The Buffalo Sabres have been playing that tune since they came into the league.

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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Coffee just spit out!
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Work request: I need a Star Wars pun for sliced apples and one for Triscuits. For apples, I just have Gala-xy Far Far Away Apples, but I'm not happy with it, and I'm not sure if I bought Galas.

I already have 5 Leia Dip, Luke Skywater, and Colby Wan Kenobi Cheese
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Something about the Triscuits being a prequel to the poops they'll later cause.
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Not sure I can top those. Galas be damned, go with what you came up with.

There is no try-scuits?
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Galaxy far far a-wafers?
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How about the starwars tricorder triscots purpose screw up and watch the nerds flipout
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I can't come up with any right now, but "5 Leia Dip" is fantastic and will more than compensate for any mediocre entries.
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These Aren’t the Wheat Thins You’re Looking For
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:17 pm I can't come up with any right now, but "5 Leia Dip" is fantastic and will more than compensate for any mediocre entries.
Yes, fantastic pun, but who makes a 5 layer dip? 7 layers, damnit! For the first time in 20 years, I'm craving Taco Bell. The Slayer burrito was awesome.
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I would normally never give this advice, but you HAVE to buy Empire apples!!!
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Ryan wrote: Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:24 pm These Aren’t the Wheat Thins You’re Looking For
I think I'm going with this, but I'll change Wheat Thins to Saltines...kids fucking love Saltines.

I think mislabeling the name of an apple would be very offensive to our Swamp Apple Grower.

Shit, now I need a pun for Saltines
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EdRomero wrote: Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:09 pm Shit, now I need a pun for Saltines
Saltinious Crumbs
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slice up apples of different varieties and call it the Admiral Apple(ac)-Bar
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competing asian recipes...or Thai-fighters?
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Emperor Palpsaltines
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Ryan wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:35 am Emperor Palpsaltines
Done. I should hire you
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:41 pm
EdRomero wrote: Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:09 pm Shit, now I need a pun for Saltines
Saltinious Crumbs
A fairly deep cut even amongst nerds!
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Lactose Calrissian?
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Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight. Just don't want them to go to waste because they were a little pricey for a washed up yacht rock star in a Plymouth theater. Tickets can just be emailed so there's no worries over geography.
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Jerloma wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight.
Find the nearest middle-aged white woman who has been divorced three times and you should have no problem.
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Jerloma wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight. Just don't want them to go to waste because they were a little pricey for a washed up yacht rock star in a Plymouth theater. Tickets can just be emailed so there's no worries over geography.
Set up an online poll with a bunch of people who you think might like him, a bunch who most likely don't, list a few of each of their personality highlights and we will vote on it.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:11 am
Jerloma wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:27 am Is there an easy way to give away concert tickets? I got 2 5th row seats for Michael McDonald tonight.
Find the nearest middle-aged white woman who has been divorced three times and you should have no problem.
If he could find that, he'd have someone to go with.
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Whenever I see this thread it reminds me of my grandfather...

"Grandpa can you help me out?"
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Twitter?
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Aren’t you a little short to be a 5 layer dip?
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