Help a swamper out

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That is fantastic - that is "Bob's Burgers" level punniness, and that is a high compliment indeed.

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The lack of a chewy chocolate chip disturbs the force though.
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A_B wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:39 pm The lack of a chewy chocolate chip disturbs the force though.
Everyone's a critic.

Fuck AB. That was brilliant.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:55 am
A_B wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:39 pm The lack of a chewy chocolate chip disturbs the force though.
Everyone's a critic.

Fuck AB. That was brilliant.
It indeed was I agree. I loved every one of them. Are we not allowed to fuck with each other anymore? Jesus.
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Thanks for the help..It's been a rough year for staffing and behavior -- I was accused of war crimes and compared to Saddam Hussein by a 10 year old -- so puns were a nice distraction. Turns out that I only have 2 students obsessed with Star Wars...which could explain some of the behavior problem.
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Impressed a 10 year old knows who Saddam Hussein was.
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https://www.d3hoops.com/notables/2019/0 ... 1885171576


D3 All-Star Voting!!! Vote for the JHU kid, because... REASONS!

(tight race between The Hop and the kid from Roger Williams.)
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done

Maybe need a separate poll for best logo. I really like the sagehen side-eye.
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rass wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:54 am done

Maybe need a separate poll for best logo. I really like the sagehen side-eye.
So funny you said that, I looked at that and was like.. "Have I ever seen mascot side-eye before?"

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Done....and lead to a little research on the Claremont Colleges.
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Holy shit... 7670-7651... My dude is down 19 votes!!
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Who should play in the Reese's NABC All-Star Game?

Ryan Bruns, Ohio Northern (3243) 9%

Austin Coene, Roger Williams (7854) 22%

Robert Duax, UW-Platteville (1470) 4%

Michael Gardner, Johns Hopkins (7858) 22%

Daniel Rosenbaum, Pomona-Pitzer (4991) 14%

Calvin Songster, Maryville (Tenn.) (753) 2%

Tyler Stenglein, Nazareth (5267) 15%

Justin Sutton, Medgar Evers (2794) 8%
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Done.

My sister went to JHU.

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If you thought my request would skew, wait till the FOH army shows up

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She's in first now.
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FOH army is definitely convinced the other girl got a bot, since she made up 8k votes in about 30 minutes. Hell of a ride.
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So the kid i started this thread about is now 20. He apparently is pretty sick with Covid.
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My kid has a short 3ish min survey about memes and advertising for her AP Research class and needs more adults in the Swamp age group. If you have a couple minutes before your next Zoom call, please let your voice be heard! Thanks in advance.

Survey fun here!
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Sort of disappointed by a lack of a "how do you pronounce 'meme'?" question, but submitted anyway.
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Rams Fanny wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:42 pm My kid has a short 3ish min survey about memes and advertising for her AP Research class and needs more adults in the Swamp age group. If you have a couple minutes before your next Zoom call, please let your voice be heard! Thanks in advance.

Survey fun here!
Done.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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C'mon. 41-60???
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Thrilled to do a Google survey that is not the "assess if your school-attending children have been endangered by the pandemic this week" one.
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mister d wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:05 pm C'mon. 41-60???
One of several upsetting questions.
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Filled out just like my 41-60 year-old ass.
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Submitted as well.
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In.
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Doneski.
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Done...but not sure asking a bunch of old geezers like (most of) us is going to give much insight on the effectiveness of using memes as advertising.
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Thanks to all for participating. I think part of it may be that since her generation interacts with influencers and are used to being sold things subtly, they might be more receptive to product placement in a meme whereas us old folks just see funny pictures.
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I hate college board but like a good student generated survey. Done.
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Done
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Done
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Done
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mister d wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:05 pm C'mon. 41-60???
Yeah this hurt
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Ryan wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:22 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:05 pm C'mon. 41-60???
Yeah this hurt
Could be worse.

60 - died of old age.
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mister d wrote: Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:05 pm C'mon. 41-60???
We're in the Dad Zone
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Grandad maybe.
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Done.

I'm smack dab in the middle of 41-60 (or sort of - Aug '70).
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Done.
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“And in closing, while I stand behind the data I do acknowledge the demographics are strange because my dad is weird. Thank you”
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