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A suspect is in custody.

The suspect is a male in his 50s, and was arrested in Florida in a white van covered in what appear to be Trump stickers.
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I guess my bump was too subtle.
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So not a BernieBro like they led us to believe.
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rass wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:47 amThe suspect is a male in his 50s and was arrested in Florida, in a white van, covered in what appear to be Drumpf stickers.
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Rush2112 wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:51 am So not a BernieBro like they led us to believe.
Of course you were the only one who actually believed that!
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:49 am I guess my bump was too subtle.
Took a sec to realize you weren't replying to month's old article about anal bleaching, but not really. That just made it the third thread where this has been discussed, and a separate thread was probably overdue anyway.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:52 am
rass wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:47 amThe suspect is a male in his 50s and was arrested in Florida, in a white van, covered in what appear to be Drumpf stickers.
#Add2Commas
But would you bet against my misstatement being incorrect?
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rass wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:54 am
Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:49 am I guess my bump was too subtle.
Took a sec to realize you weren't replying to month's old article about anal bleaching, but not really. That just made it the third thread where this has been discussed, and a separate thread was probably overdue anyway.
I thought Johnny C. was just bumping the anal bleaching story.
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It's always the soccer fans.
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Would probably have to go back aways to find the last instance of a terrorist attack on domestic soil by a perpetrator who was radicalized by the President of the United States.

Good times.
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Rex wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:58 am It's always the soccer fans.
yikes
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That was fucking quick.

My favorite part of all of this has been the hashtag MAGAbomber.
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This is legitimately hilarious.

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The Democrats need to seize on this, stat.

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Shut the fucking internet down! It's not even lunch yet!!!

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I'm thinking if you have a van like that you're probably gonna turn up on a watchlist.
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Uh, yeah, a future state rep watch list. Rising star for sure.
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rass wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:02 am
Rex wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:58 am It's always the soccer fans.
yikes
Wtf does that mean. Top soccer recruits for Trump? Is his kid a youth player?
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Almost like maybe he's not 100% with it.
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And to think, now he’s going to miss the Pulisic generation taking the reins and driving to glory in 2026
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brian wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:00 am Would probably have to go back aways to find the last instance of a terrorist attack on domestic soil by a perpetrator who was radicalized by the President of the United States.

Good times.
Like 2 days. When did that Kentucky Kroger shooting happen?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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WEdnesday.

And apparently he had tried to enter a predominantly black church just before he went to kroger.
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Obvious point:

That fucking van is SO on point, it will absolutely feed the far-right loony bin crowd's narrative that this was all paid for by Soros.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:59 am Obvious point:

That fucking van is SO on point, it will absolutely feed the far-right loony bin crowd's narrative that this was all paid for by Soros.
Dude, haven't you learned by now? Anything will be spun in any direction to pin this on the Democrats.

The D_onald subreddit said the bumper stickers looked new so it was clearly a framejob.

Anyhoo, his name is Cesar Sayoc and the internet is tearing through his social media right now.
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I legitimately hope he voted
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Ryan wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:25 pm I legitimately hope he voted
Isn't there a measure on the ballot to restore the vote to felons who have served their sentences? Nice timing for him.
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I saw a clip of a retired FBI Agent discussing the bomber. He said that the bomber wasn't focused on concealing his identity by sending so many identical bombs in a short period. He sure as fuck wasn't trying to conceal his identity with his van. Jesus, he should have just covered it in red flags.
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I'm not surprised by anything anymore.
10News obtained court records that indicate he was once a road manager for the Chippendales, a touring dance troupe best known for its male strippers. His responsibilities included selling merchandise, handling bookings and supervising operations, court records showed.

A man, who 10News independently confirmed knew him, said Sayoc worked as a male stripper in the 1990s.
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So what is the Unconquered Seminole Tribe?
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:42 pm So what is the Unconquered Seminole Tribe?
Florida St.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:42 pm So what is the Unconquered Seminole Tribe?
That's Chris Weinke's rap metal band
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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rass wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:37 pmMAGA Mike
Trademark this ASAP so you can sue the NY Daily News tomorrow.
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Great read:

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This is a good thread also.

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:04 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:59 am Obvious point:

That fucking van is SO on point, it will absolutely feed the far-right loony bin crowd's narrative that this was all paid for by Soros.
Dude, haven't you learned by now? Anything will be spun in any direction to pin this on the Democrats.
S'why I put "obvious point alert," dude.

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Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:03 pm This is a good thread also.

I'm hesitant to go down this road. Yes there is heated rhetoric going on. But it doesn't cause someone to send bombs. The guy is just nuts.
Nichols presents it better than others.
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Would someone rid Degenerasian of his meddlesome opinion?
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:45 pm Would someone rid Degenerasian of his meddlesome opinion?
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degenerasian wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:34 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:03 pm This is a good thread also.

I'm hesitant to go down this road. Yes there is heated rhetoric going on. But it doesn't cause someone to send bombs. The guy is just nuts.
Nichols presents it better than others.
A dude got kicked off a plane for groping and said out loud "the president says its ok"
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degenerasian wrote: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:34 pm
I'm hesitant to go down this road. Yes there is heated rhetoric going on. But it doesn't cause someone to send bombs. The guy is just nuts.
Nichols presents it better than others.
Did we get rid of the sarcasm font?

Hopefully, you never try this out by yelling "fire" in a crowded room... or in this case "lock her up"...
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