NFL Week 9

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Andy Reid with his famous late half time management.
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A_B wrote: Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:33 pm Andy Reid with his famous late half time management.
That whole sequence was weird.

ETA: I like Freddie Kitchens already.
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The greatest trick Ryan Fitzpatrick ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't suck, like 5 times.
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Gunpowder wrote: Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:36 pm The greatest trick Ryan Fitzpatrick ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't suck, like 5 times.
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If I'm Colin Kaepernick's attorneys, I just say "Exhibits A&B: Brock Osweiller and Nathan Peterman."
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Bears scored 41 points and had less than 200 yards of offense.
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As a fan of a couple of really bad teams, it is hard to convey just how much fun it is to watch Brees and Goff duelling in New Orleans.

Restores my faith in football.
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I don’t want to get too dark on y’all but really most of the NFL is a joke.
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brian wrote: Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:02 pm I don’t want to get too dark on y’all but really most of the NFL is a joke.
With 30-32 teams in the 4 major leagues its all a joke until the playoffs
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Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:18 pm Bears scored 41 points and had less than 200 yards of offense.
there's a weird twitter subset of Bears fans that thinks Patrick Mahomes is getting unduly praised compared to Mitch Trubisky
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Brontoburglar wrote: Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:03 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:18 pm Bears scored 41 points and had less than 200 yards of offense.
there's a weird twitter subset of Bears fans that thinks Patrick Mahomes is getting unduly praised compared to Mitch Trubisky
One guy was arguing that "literally" all of his TDs are 1 yard throws with YAC. Yes, he's benefited unduly from throws like that but JFC man. It's ok to note hate something.
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ETA:
Peterman’s 189 passing yards were the fewest in NFL history for any QB completing at least 30 passes.
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I'm impressed with how many bad teams the Bears have played this year, and they haven't even played against the Giants yet!
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Rex wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:54 pm I'm impressed with how many bad teams the Bears have played this year, and they haven't even played against the Giants yet!
That really is an unimpressive list of wins against teams with a combined record of 14-28. Take the Seahawks out of the mix and the Bears last four wins came against teams with a combined record of 10-24. (Cards, Bills, Jets and Bucs)
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:36 pm
tennbengal wrote: Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:12 pm I picked up the Raiders' defense and sat George Kittle when it was announced Mullens would start, so it appears I have one-upped some of you.

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Why are the Titans wearing Argonauts jerseys?
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You'd think Jason Witten would get a better haircut for his homecoming. He looks creepy as fuck.
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Did Vrabel make a vest out of his Salute to Service team shirt?
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That was the most one sided pro cowboys broadcast I ever heard on a national telecast
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Johnnie wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:36 pm Did Vrabel make a vest out of his Salute to Service team shirt?
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Giff wrote: Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:40 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:36 pm
tennbengal wrote: Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:12 pm I picked up the Raiders' defense and sat George Kittle when it was announced Mullens would start, so it appears I have one-upped some of you.

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Just wait to see how bad you beat me in a few weeks when Gurley is on his bye, even without Mahomes and Hunt (what a letdown for the marquee game of the year in our league).
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I didn't realize that.
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Giff wrote: Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:40 am I didn't realize that.
I checked sometime within the last couple weeks and saw I had Gurley on bye then. I was about to just post that part, then checked your roster.
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