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That was an awful(ly great!!!!) pick by Newton.
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James Conner being good at pro football is one of those stories that makes you forget that they are killing people out there
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Assuming Conner is ok, this has gone well.

Never good when Troy Aikman says a team needs to “heal emotionally” from the beating they are absorbing.
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And to give Troy another pop, why is Newton still playing?
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Interestingly, Stewart doesn't have his number retired by CU Boulder. (Salaam, Westbrook and Fauria are up there from that '94 team)
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Rush2112 wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:13 am Interestingly, Stewart doesn't have his number retired by CU Boulder. (Salaam, Westbrook and Fauria are up there from that '94 team)
Do they have a rule where you have to have a degree to get things like that? UK used to have that, but I don't think they stick to it anymore.
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Dez Bryant was just signed to the Saints the other day and today he may have blown out his achilles.
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I honestly don’t know I’d take that contract if I knew my Achilles would explode inside 72 hours. Like I probably would, but I might back out before signing.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:34 pm Just received this email a few minutes ago. Red zone Sunday!
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:34 pm Just received this email a few minutes ago. Red zone Sunday!
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Met a couple friends to watch the Lions game and instantly regret it.
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It was only 6-0 when I wrote that btw
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When the Bills win they win big.
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Those Titans unis today are horrendous.
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The Buccaneers are horrible.
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I left at halftime. Just a good feeling.
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I am a betting man.

And I say that Todd Bowles is done.
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EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:16 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
Not sure...

But I'll tell you, the Bengals may have been the most fraudulent 5-3 team.
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Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:21 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:16 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
Not sure...

But I'll tell you, the Bengals may have been the most fraudulent 5-3 team.
I mean, it’s not a newsflash that the saints are better, and it doesn’t help that they have nine starters out injured (eifert, aj green, burfict, Redmond, vigil, Glasgow, kroft, Lawson, lost Kirkpatrick during first half, and I am forgetting a few others).if fully healthy they lose, under these circumstances and with that coach, they get killed.
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:16 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
Hard to say, except to note their OL was banged up today and still did a decent enough job of protecting the yawn-inducing Alex Smith.

The Bucs gained 481 yards today and they scored 3 points. Burn it all to the ground.
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:35 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:21 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:16 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
Not sure...

But I'll tell you, the Bengals may have been the most fraudulent 5-3 team.
I mean, it’s not a newsflash that the saints are better, and it doesn’t help that they have nine starters out injured (eifert, aj green, burfict, Redmond, vigil, Glasgow, kroft, Lawson, lost Kirkpatrick during first half, and I am forgetting a few others).if fully healthy they lose, under these circumstances and with that coach, they get killed.
Oh, I get that they are hurt.

But they are still what they are.
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EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:42 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:16 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
Hard to say, except to note their OL was banged up today and still did a decent enough job of protecting the yawn-inducing Alex Smith.

The Bucs gained 481 yards today and they scored 3 points. Burn it all to the ground.

Washington is 6-3 with a point differential of +1. And they're in a shitty division. If Philly loses tonight, Washington will be 2 points up.

Chicago is 6-3 with a point differential of +96 and are only half a game ahead of Minnesota.
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:45 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:42 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:16 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
Hard to say, except to note their OL was banged up today and still did a decent enough job of protecting the yawn-inducing Alex Smith.

The Bucs gained 481 yards today and they scored 3 points. Burn it all to the ground.

Washington is 6-3 with a point differential of +1. And they're in a shitty division. If Philly loses tonight, Washington will be 2 points up.

Chicago is 6-3 with a point differential of +96 and are only half a game ahead of Minnesota.
To be honest, the Skins looked “meh” vs the Bucs today. For the record, those Bucs are negative 19 in the turnover differential this year.
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Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:44 pm
tennbengal wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:35 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:21 pm
degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:16 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm The Buccaneers are horrible.
Is Washington the most fraudulent 6-3 team ever?
Not sure...

But I'll tell you, the Bengals may have been the most fraudulent 5-3 team.
I mean, it’s not a newsflash that the saints are better, and it doesn’t help that they have nine starters out injured (eifert, aj green, burfict, Redmond, vigil, Glasgow, kroft, Lawson, lost Kirkpatrick during first half, and I am forgetting a few others).if fully healthy they lose, under these circumstances and with that coach, they get killed.
Oh, I get that they are hurt.

But they are still what they are.
Ok?

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Dolphins are somehow in this.

4 FGs today. No TDs in last 24 possessions.
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The fact that this happened is ridiculous. What a shitshow.

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TB getting salty over some drive-by analysis of the Bengals is some old school Swampage. Warms my heart!
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rass wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:35 pm TB getting salty over some drive-by analysis of the Bengals is some old school Swampage. Warms my heart!
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Dak Prescott simply isn’t very good. He’s regressed badly since his rookie year.
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Sabo wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:45 pm Dak Prescott simply isn’t very good. He’s regressed badly since his rookie year.
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:13 pm When the Bills win they win big.
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Sabo wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:45 pm Dak Prescott simply isn’t very good. He’s regressed badly since his rookie year.
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Holy shit!

Why would any one other than fans of the visiting teams, go to see a game in Oakland? The mere fact that this team planned to play one and maybe two lame duck seasons in the Coliseum is the biggest "fuck you" to fans I think I have ever seen.
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:09 pm Holy shit!

Why would any one other than fans of the visiting teams, go to see a game in Oakland? The mere fact that this team planned to play one and maybe two lame duck seasons in the Coliseum is the biggest "fuck you" to fans I think I have ever seen.
And so seemingly unnecessary too. I don't think Oakland really needed a wholesale rebuild. I don't think they were a serious Super Bowl contender, but only seemed to be a few parts away perhaps.

So I have a theory. I think it really bothers Gruden that a lot of people still consider his Super Bowl victory to be riding the coattails of a team that Tony Dungy built and this is all to feed his ego to so that the same thing couldn't be said if in two or three years and he won another one in Oakland/Las Vegas. I think once he was hired this was always in the plans.
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At the same time, I don't think it's a stretch in any way that his thoughts on how to win games in the NFL are hopelessly out of date, no matter who is on his roster.
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