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That's one of my grayest areas. I have no issue if its two fully consenting parties but I also think most men who do it here are moral shit because they don't care at all about the other side's situation.
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Reports coming in that we will be releasing the Kraken in Seattle.
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That's a super dumb name.
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The Krak-house.
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Totems would have been so much better.
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brian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:18 am Totems would have been so much better.
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Sockeye

Except, apparently there's a book series called Seattle Sockeyes that would have issues as well.
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Idaho already has the Steelheads.
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Needles.
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mister d wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:35 pmNeedles.
Can still use Krak-house!
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wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:28 am Reports coming in that we will be releasing the Kraken in Seattle.
Unconfirmed as of now. I'm still hoping for Totems, but Kraken isn't bad. Way better then 'Emeralds', which is another one under consideration.
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Emeralds is amazing. Kraken is singular garbage picked only because one guy did a walkthrough of what player intros would be like
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:32 pm Emeralds is amazing.
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Totems is funny since it's synonymous with 'mascots'.
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BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:34 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:32 pm Emeralds is amazing.
Sonic the Hedgehog night would be lit.
Wizard of Oz night. Lit-er.
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Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:32 pm Emeralds is amazing. Kraken is singular garbage picked only because one guy did a walkthrough of what player intros would be like
Yeah, I kinda like it too. Even better if they do a red/orange faux jersey reveal just for the outrage.
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Add a needless modifier like Vegas maybe?

Your Seattle Magenta Emeralds!
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Emerald Knights would be a lot of fun.
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Supertrains
Cranes
Ice Needles
Territorial Pissings
Clippys
Fishthrowers
Sealfisters

This is like the easiest team to name in history—you can’t miss
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New mascot dropped. And dropped.
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