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bfj wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:45 pm
rass wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:46 pm
mister d wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:33 pm Surprised Ben didn’t force him to play.
Speaking of forced
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rass wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:46 pm
bfj wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:45 pm
rass wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:46 pm
mister d wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:33 pm Surprised Ben didn’t force him to play.
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I figured you either meant my comment or would feel compelled to explain that you didn't. Thanks!
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Or he could be Hugh Jackson's DC. Bring in Todd Haley as OC and you've got the dream team right there.
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Joe K wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:10 pm
brian wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:45 am Teams keep going to that Patriot well, somehow not realizing there's nothing there other than Belichick.
I’m not hiring any Patriots coordinator unless Ernie Adams and his “research” methods are coming too. Patricia got the rocket scientist hype for years and has been markedly worse in Detroit than the oft-maligned Jim Caldwell. I guess Bill O’Brien has a decent track record but you wonder where he’d be if they didn’t draft Watson.
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Gunpowder wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:40 am
Joe K wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:10 pm
brian wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:45 am Teams keep going to that Patriot well, somehow not realizing there's nothing there other than Belichick.
I’m not hiring any Patriots coordinator unless Ernie Adams and his “research” methods are coming too. Patricia got the rocket scientist hype for years and has been markedly worse in Detroit than the oft-maligned Jim Caldwell. I guess Bill O’Brien has a decent track record but you wonder where he’d be if they didn’t draft Watson.
Before Doug Marrone staked his claim to the crown, no team quit quite like a Bill O'Brien team.
If it's a competition, I'd like to nominate Dick Jauron whose Bills teams finished his full seasons on 2-3, 2-5 and 2-8 runs. They started the next season 3-6 before he was canned.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:51 am
Gunpowder wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:40 am
Joe K wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:10 pm
brian wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:45 am Teams keep going to that Patriot well, somehow not realizing there's nothing there other than Belichick.
I’m not hiring any Patriots coordinator unless Ernie Adams and his “research” methods are coming too. Patricia got the rocket scientist hype for years and has been markedly worse in Detroit than the oft-maligned Jim Caldwell. I guess Bill O’Brien has a decent track record but you wonder where he’d be if they didn’t draft Watson.
Before Doug Marrone staked his claim to the crown, no team quit quite like a Bill O'Brien team.
If it's a competition, I'd like to nominate Dick Jauron whose Bills teams finished his full seasons on 2-3, 2-5 and 2-8 runs. They started the next season 3-6 before he was canned.

Yeah but that was a team that had JP Losman throwing to Peerless Price.

EDIT: I guess you could say the same about Jacksonville but that defense is just so stacked at every level.
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Seeing a lot of rumors about "Brian Kelly to XYZ NFL team" and starting to think there might be something to it. If he ever goes to the NFL this is going to be the time. He might be thinking that he'll never have a better chance to win the national title than he did this season and they never really had a chance against either Clemson or Alabama. Dude is also an egomaniac and probably thinks he can succeed where a lot of college guys haven't.


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So the Antonio Brown thing really does look like fire where there was smoke.
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So next question is assuming Pittsburgh actually decides to trade him what they can get in return.

Truth is this probably isn't the worst time to trade him. He's been pretty durable and he's still pretty young, but he should start declining in production pretty soon. Not unreasonable to assume some desperate team will overpay even if the Steelers don't have any leverage other than trying to pit several teams against each other.
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Has to fetch at least a first if Cooper got a first.

He's already liked a photo of him photoshopped in a San Fran uni.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:21 pm Has to fetch at least a first if Cooper got a first.

He's already liked a photo of him photoshopped in a San Fran uni.
He's not nearly as young as Cooper and he is a headcase but he also comes on a 3 year deal at $12 mil a year with no guarantees so that certainly helps increase his trade value.
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Gunpowder wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:36 am
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:51 am
Gunpowder wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:40 am
Joe K wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:10 pm
brian wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:45 am Teams keep going to that Patriot well, somehow not realizing there's nothing there other than Belichick.
I’m not hiring any Patriots coordinator unless Ernie Adams and his “research” methods are coming too. Patricia got the rocket scientist hype for years and has been markedly worse in Detroit than the oft-maligned Jim Caldwell. I guess Bill O’Brien has a decent track record but you wonder where he’d be if they didn’t draft Watson.
Before Doug Marrone staked his claim to the crown, no team quit quite like a Bill O'Brien team.
If it's a competition, I'd like to nominate Dick Jauron whose Bills teams finished his full seasons on 2-3, 2-5 and 2-8 runs. They started the next season 3-6 before he was canned.

Yeah but that was a team that had JP Losman throwing to Peerless Price.

EDIT: I guess you could say the same about Jacksonville but that defense is just so stacked at every level.
Do me a favour... never mention J.P. Losman again.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:41 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:36 am
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:51 am
Gunpowder wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:40 am
Joe K wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:10 pm
brian wrote: Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:45 am Teams keep going to that Patriot well, somehow not realizing there's nothing there other than Belichick.
I’m not hiring any Patriots coordinator unless Ernie Adams and his “research” methods are coming too. Patricia got the rocket scientist hype for years and has been markedly worse in Detroit than the oft-maligned Jim Caldwell. I guess Bill O’Brien has a decent track record but you wonder where he’d be if they didn’t draft Watson.
Before Doug Marrone staked his claim to the crown, no team quit quite like a Bill O'Brien team.
If it's a competition, I'd like to nominate Dick Jauron whose Bills teams finished his full seasons on 2-3, 2-5 and 2-8 runs. They started the next season 3-6 before he was canned.

Yeah but that was a team that had JP Losman throwing to Peerless Price.

EDIT: I guess you could say the same about Jacksonville but that defense is just so stacked at every level.
Do me a favour... never mention J.P. Losman again.

(guess who is a great statistical comp for Josh Allen...)
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Gunpowder wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:12 pm (guess who is a great statistical comp for Josh Allen...)
Don't you dare do that to me!

It's a new year and I am filled with hope and joy.

And it's gone...
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rass wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:28 pm
Is that guy being sarcastic?

Because who wouldn't spend a 6th round pick on a 7 time pro bowler?
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I don’t think so. He seems pretty defensive if anyone has ever wanted to get blocked by a former scouting director of an NFL team.
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rass wrote: Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:40 pm I don’t think so. He seems pretty defensive if anyone has ever wanted to get blocked by a former scouting director of an NFL team.
I see what you mean!



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Management knew they would have no “issues” with Danny Batten!
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He sounds like Trump
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Davis Webb was better at Texas Tech than with the Giants, so there!
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:19 pmwtf
Clearly doesn't understand the concept of "previously recorded"
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You could hear the audio and it was actually from after the Jags-Steelers playoff game last year. Guess that's what counts for funny on Barstool.
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brian wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:22 pm You could hear the audio and it was actually from after the Jags-Steelers playoff game last year. Guess that's what counts for funny on Barstool.
Oh. I was on mute and just saw the dude going ballistic, knowing that brown was on that show recently.
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PJ Fleck gonna get lots of interviews if NFL teams are looking for young, handsome, mediocre college coaches like Kingsbury.
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You should have aired that one out on FB or Twitter.
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brian wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:53 pm PJ Fleck gonna get lots of interviews if NFL teams are looking for young, handsome, mediocre college coaches like Kingsbury.
I know Mahomes has taken the league by storm but if that’s the rationale here, I’d rather spin a roulette wheel and hire a random Andy Reid assistant than hire Kingsbury. I wouldn’t even call Kingsbury a mediocre college coach. He was flat out bad compared to how others have done at Texas Tech.
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Only one coach has been good at Texas tech, no?
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Reportedly, Matt LaFleur will be the Packers' new coach. This one goes out to GPJ:

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A_B wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:04 pm Only one coach has been good at Texas tech, no?
Kingsbury has the second worst winning percentage of any TT coach in the history of the program.
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what I’m trying to say is it isn’t like Texas tech is some hotbed of great coaches.
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