2019 NFL Offseason Thread

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From the comments section on today's Why Your Team Sucks on the Bills:
The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:09 pm From the comments section on today's Why Your Team Sucks on the Bills:
The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again.
That is gold!

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I enjoy almost everything about these except for the comments by some of the obviously dumber fans (for the Lions this is the vast majority of the fanbase).
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One of the best parts of NFL preseason
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This Antonio Brown stuff feels more troubling than entertaining.
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mister d wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:30 pm This Antonio Brown stuff feels more troubling than entertaining.
Nah. This is beautiful. First his feet, now this nonsensical ridiculousness.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:57 pm
mister d wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:30 pm This Antonio Brown stuff feels more troubling than entertaining.
Nah. This is beautiful. First his feet, now this nonsensical ridiculousness.
It is beautiful. Later on, we will see Richie Incognito or Vontaze Burfict do something crazy, too. But for now, Antonio Brown is leading the race. I love anything that makes Gruden grind his teeth.
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mister d is just worried that this will be a net positive for Big Ben’s reputation.

(kidding about mister d, though the rest of it is probably true)
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rass wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:53 pm mister d is just worried that this will be a net positive for Big Ben’s reputation.

(kidding about mister d, though the rest of it is probably true)
Yeah. They’re all douchebags but Ben is edging ahead on points
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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In response to the Roc Nation/ NFL partnership, Jemele Hill's latest.

Jay-Z Helped the NFL Banish Colin Kaepernick
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Johnnie wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:14 am In response to the Roc Nation/ NFL partnership, Jemele Hill's latest.

Jay-Z Helped the NFL Banish Colin Kaepernick
I for one am shocked that the guy responsible for these lyrics would care more about a big money partnership than about supporting Kaepernick.
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Patriots release Super Bowl hero, Ryan Allen.
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It's a helluva drug.

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You see, his nickname of "Snow Snorter" was just because he used to always make weird noises with his nose whenever it started to snow outside...
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Ty Law's cousin strikes again
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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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So formal!
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If you can (Brian) take the over in the Raiders/Packers game. They are playing on a 80 yard field.

Or take the Raiders cause the Packers rested everyone due to the bad field.
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Tickets tonight were from $164-$330. (In us money!) Seasons tickets for the Blue Bombers are $250... for 11 games

ANYONE who bought a ticket at that price deserves to see what they are seeing.

ETA: Doesn't Look Like The Winnipeg Media Were Duped
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Seems like if the Raiders wanted to play a game on a shitty field in front of 30,000 people willing to be fleeced for overpriced tickets they could have easily played the game at Sam Boyd in Las Vegas.
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brian wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:40 am Seems like if the Raiders wanted to play a game on a shitty field in front of 30,000 people willing to be fleeced for overpriced tickets they could have easily played the game at Sam Boyd in Las Vegas.
Or, just stayed in Oakland.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:15 am
brian wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:40 am Seems like if the Raiders wanted to play a game on a shitty field in front of 30,000 people willing to be fleeced for overpriced tickets they could have easily played the game at Sam Boyd in Las Vegas.
Or, just stayed in Oakland.
They were trying to save $500,000 on leasing Oakland Coliseum and it was moot because the A's were at home.
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Jakobi Meyers just keeps catching balls. Think the undrafted kid is going to get targets.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:53 am Jakobi Meyers just keeps catching balls. Think the undrafted kid is going to get targets.
He and Stidham have it, the same can't be said for Meyers and Brady.
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And Michael Bishop should be starting over Bledsoe.
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Rush2112 wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:50 pm
HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:53 am Jakobi Meyers just keeps catching balls. Think the undrafted kid is going to get targets.
He and Stidham have it, the same can't be said for Meyers and Brady.
I'd say hoyers got it going with him too but yeah all for nothing if Brady doesn't like him. Still does seem like Brady is putting in time to get him up to speed.
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One will be the second-best QB in the history of football and the other the third-best, that is for sure!
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Had to double check if this was a fake account.

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Wow. What the fuck.
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Just joining his dad in the XFL?
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brian wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:30 pm Had to double check if this was a fake account.

Just retiring in his prime...it’s like he’s on the Lions or something.
oh shit...
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Obviously it’s a gambling suspension.
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He finally heard back about getting accepted to law school.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:55 pm
Classy.

I'd bet this guy was booing.

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Luck seems smart enough, and curious enough about areas outside football for this decision to make sense.



... But this never would’ve happened if Luck just joined up with Alex Guerrero and gave up tomatoes and table salt.
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