2019 NFL Offseason Thread

Okay . . . let's try this again.

Moderators: Shirley, Sabo, brian, rass, DaveInSeattle

User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20291
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread

Post by rass »

A_B wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:17 pm
rass wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:53 pm mister d is just worried that this will be a net positive for Big Ben’s reputation.

(kidding about mister d, though the rest of it is probably true)
Yeah. They’re all douchebags but Ben is edging ahead on points
welp
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
A_B
The Dude
Posts: 23405
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:36 am
Location: Getting them boards like a wolf in the chicken pen.

Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread

Post by A_B »

rass wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:35 am
A_B wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:17 pm
rass wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:53 pm mister d is just worried that this will be a net positive for Big Ben’s reputation.

(kidding about mister d, though the rest of it is probably true)
Yeah. They’re all douchebags but Ben is edging ahead on points
welp
Absolutely I need to retract. All AB's are douchebags, obviously.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
User avatar
rass
The Dude
Posts: 20291
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:41 am
Location: N effin' J

Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread

Post by rass »

Trying to a midday FFL draft at work (with co-workers) and the AB news crashed the app/website mid-draft.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
User avatar
Pruitt
The Dude
Posts: 18105
Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:02 am
Location: North Shore of Lake Ontario

Re: 2019 NFL Offseason Thread

Post by Pruitt »

Mike Mayock was the first announcer who made me turn the volume off. I have never been as irritated by a colour man as I was when he was doing the NFL Network games. Every play led to a monologue whose subtext seemed to be - "there is more to all of this than you will ever understand."

I for one am very happy to see the Raiders' idiocy in hiring two lousy colour guys to run the team blow up big time. Couldn't have happened to a shittier franchise - and as I've said before, I am very thankful that I do not pay taxes in Clark County. I'd rather my money go for schools, roads and street festivals than to enrich the triumvirate of idiots who run this 3-13 team.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Post Reply