The Swamp

Had to steal Rass' joke for the thread title.

Continuing the discussion from the Random Politics thread, music videos you wanked too...

Cheddah, was the Paula Abdul video the one where they stretched out the video because she got fat? No shame wanking to that.

1.) Robert Plant Addicted to Love. I was too young to wank, but I'm confident this video created a borderline fetish for black skirts with black stockings. Not exactly kink material, and I'm sure everyone likes that look, but it gets me. Just looked at the video, and holy fuck is it horrible and cheesy. The girls seem drugged or like zombies. The sheer shirts without bras was a major draw, too.




2.) Chris Isaac Wicked Game. Helena Christiansen.



So many more, but alas I need to feed the kids [not a euphemism].

Couldn't decide between this one and Free Your Mind so I watched them both. Time for a nap.

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don't want to fall in love

Yes.


Divinyls were enlightening.

Open Your Heart

I was just getting ready to post this when before I saw rass's post. Oh well, bring a back memories. The cleavage, the fishnet stockings, the voice, and the other scantily clad women in the video.

Kind of off the subject, but I saw the Divinyls at a small club in Denver (the Rainbow Music Hall) in the early 1980s, a few years before they made it big. I was surprised at how they rocked, but the highlight of the show was when they came back for their encore. A few guys in the front row had apparently been annoying Christina Amphlett, so when they reappeared for their encore, she was carrying a bucket of water. She rushed over to the front row guys, and before they knew what hit them, she dumped the bucket of water on their heads. She then threw the pail high in the air and the band launched into this song:

This could be a long list...
MTV was such a big step up from ogling the ladies in the Victoria Secret Catalog.....Sears Catalog

I think the first was David Lee Roth's California Girls. Pretty much anything by Paula Abdul, Madonna, Mariah Carey. Hell, Cher's If I Could Turn Back Time worked on me (you could see her thong for a quarter of a second). But the number one video was probably this

I wouldn't necessarily say I fapped to these, but I was greatly turned on by the ladies in these videos.

My first crush was Alyssa Milano in Who's The Boss? My second was Janet Jackson because of this video:



I never wanted to be a chair so much in my life. I was 4 years old.

Then there's this all timer. If a cartoon cat could woo Paula, so could a 6 year old me.



Then, when I was 9, Tyra was the hottest woman alive:



But my all time favorite music video for sexiness, Kylie Minogue:

Oh, and let's not forget these:





This one came out some years back, but someone edited it so only the women were in it:



Also, an honorable mention to the chick in the Lil Dicky vid that made him go viral.

When you said George Michael, I thought you were gonna go with Freedom. That's on the list.

Rock the Cradle of Love

Yes

I wish we had a gay dude in here because I’d be fascinated to know their list to this question.

Cher

I can't believe I forgot about Rock the Cradle of Love.

Can I just say "that TLC video where Chili was showing her abs" and then you guys list them off?

duff wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:09 pm

Couldn't decide between this one and Free Your Mind so I watched them both. Time for a nap.

Damn, this video was the next one I would have posted. Their legs in the sequin dresses... Really surprised they didn't stay in the spotlight longer. They were so hot and could sing!

brian wrote:I wish we had a gay dude in here because I’d be fascinated to know their list to this question.

Great point, that would be an interesting discussion.


This one is stupid, but Dorothy in the Blues Traveler video... I think I have a Dorothy costume fetish, too.

Syb, I don't think that one was stupid.

This thread is a real wank-fest

Could have alternatively (ha) called it 120 Seconds

Pretty sure this is what you meant to say.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm
This one is stupid, but Ken Ober in the Blues Traveler video... I think I have a game show host fetish, too.

duff wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:47 am Pretty sure this is what you meant to say.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm
This one is stupid, but Ken Ober in the Blues Traveler video... I think I have a game show host fetish, too.

Please. Trebek kicked off that fetish a decade earlier. Mustache, no mustache, he is an enigma.

Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:58 pm Oh, and let's not forget these:

I've literally seen none of those videos before.

brian wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:54 am

Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:58 pm Oh, and let's not forget these:

I've literally seen none of those videos before.

I've literally heard none of those bands before.

I wish we had a dude 10+ years younger than most everyone else in here because I’d be ignorant of the videos on their list to this question.

rass wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:06 pm I wish we had a dude 10+ years younger than most everyone else in here because I’d be ignorant of the videos on their list to this question.

Despite what it sounded like maybe I wasn't criticizing, just noting kinda what you said. It's interesting to see the differences.

Yeah, I was just jokingly restating you and Giff because I'm not at all familiar with those videos either.

The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm This one is stupid, but Dorothy in the Blues Traveler video... I think I have a Dorothy costume fetish, too.

Dammit, I was trying to find a video from Swingers where Jon Favreau talks with Vince Vaughan about his Dorothy fetish (after the fiasco in the trailer).

Was gonna put this in the spins thread but it fits here but if I was about 20 years younger I’d probably have a real serious obsession with Soccer Mommy. I mean that’s just a pitch right down the middle for 22-year-old me.

Kate Bush used to put fire in my loins.

Her music was "meh," but there was a time...

And points all her own sitting way up high

brian wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:54 am

Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:58 pm Oh, and let's not forget these:

I've literally seen none of those videos before.

Pretty sure I've only seen the Lil Dicky and Dan Balan videos because they were posted in the Swamp at some point. That Eric Prydz video... No way the male dancer didn't have raging hardon the entire time they filmed, even if he is gay. Jesus Christ.

I rewatched the Blues Traveler video, and yeah the Dorthy is still incredibly hot, but the video is so dark, and we get 5 second snippets of her in between shots of a nervous Ken Ober and the fake band and the real band... It's amazing we were able to jerk off to these old videos. In my teenaged horny frenzy, I don't think I ever noticed the obvious plot of the video, with the fake band in front of the curtain while BT played behind a curtain.

Another classic was the nip slip in the White Snake Here I Go Again video. My friend's older brother taped the video, and we would try to time the pause to capture the nip slip. So sad that 30 years later, I still remember that you'd have to pause just after the spotlight crossed the camera. For all the effort to time the pause, even if you got it perfect, it was grainy as fuck. Today, a 2 second Google search, and sure enough, some jackass posted it on Twitter:

I have a vague memory of a porno being sliced into a Red Hot Chili Pepper Video, and remember squinting and trying to see it. Could have sworn it was Under the Bridge, but nothing came up googling. Now I'm worried someone was just fucking with me or it's my faulty brain.

I remember taping and using the pause button for the cleavage in this one

Michael Bolton was fucking STACKED.

I wanted to be the stripper pole.

Yep, AND A GREAT CD!

Motley Crue, "Girls Girls Girls".

And, yes, I do flip onto MTV Classic from time to time.