Super Bowl LIII--Patriots vs. Rams

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Just got back from the Super Bowl festivities in Centennial Park, and let me tell you about the incredible amount of Three Card Monte I just witnessed
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The Lebowski thing is gonna piss so many people off.
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It’s chicken parm.
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cerrano wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:09 pm It’s chicken parm.
As Peyton pointed out!
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Gladys has aged about as gracefully as America.
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But what about melts in your mouth and not in your hand???
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The NFL especially and football in general is complete unwatchable bullshit.
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Well the start to this game is just going swimmingly. Another fucking heart attack special in the works.
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brian wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:48 pm The NFL especially and football in general is complete unwatchable bullshit.
Gostkowski missed. The gods have heard you.
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My 9 year old daughter....
"All I know about football is Tom Brady deflates footballs"

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cerrano wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:01 pm
brian wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:48 pm The NFL especially and football in general is complete unwatchable bullshit.
Gostkowski missed. The gods have heard you.
He missed two from 45 (I think) to the right warming up shortly before kickoff, including one off the upright.
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That’s an all timer from game of thrones
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Man, I fucking hate Edelman.
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A_B wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:20 pm That’s an all timer from game of thrones
Yeah. They got me.
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But I do love me some "Funkytown".
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No reason to not call timeout before that third downnplay
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A_B wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:57 pm No reason to not call timeout before that third downnplay
That was very strange indeed.

And Jeff Bridges should be embarrassed.
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Is that Stephon on keyboards?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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this is really really horrific. How much do those people get paid to act like they're enjoying it?
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We saw it a year in advance. Atlanta Hip Hop would've been much better. But instead, shirtless Adam Levine. Fucking lame.
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My 20 year old daughter confirms that this is horrible.

So it's a multi-generational hate.
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It was exactly what you knew the nfl would do. This wasn’t hard to predict.
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Anyone who is watching this over Titanic deserves what they get.
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Thank goodness this isn’t a couple of entertaining teams like KC and New Orleans.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:23 pm We saw it a year in advance. Atlanta Hip Hop would've been much better. But instead, shirtless Adam Levine. Fucking lame.
Seriously. Get Migos, Future, TI and Jeezy our there. Hell, I’d rather watch Quavo play QB than Jared Goff.
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Joe K wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:47 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:23 pm We saw it a year in advance. Atlanta Hip Hop would've been much better. But instead, shirtless Adam Levine. Fucking lame.
Seriously. Get Migos, Future, TI and Jeezy our there. Hell, I’d rather watch Quavo play QB than Jared Goff.
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CJ Anderson's ass is a good target to aim to throw it away.

And I've given them shit in the past, but the Patriots fans showed up for this game. They've been noticeable for more than I can remember in a long time.
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Only because there are no LA fans that give a shit to travel.
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This game is really, really frustrating.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:23 pm We saw it a year in advance. Atlanta Hip Hop would've been much better. But instead, shirtless Adam Levine. Fucking lame.
Who’s that peekin’ in my window ...
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At least I took the under.
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Joe K wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:47 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:23 pm We saw it a year in advance. Atlanta Hip Hop would've been much better. But instead, shirtless Adam Levine. Fucking lame.
Seriously. Get Migos, Future, TI and Jeezy our there. Hell, I’d rather watch Quavo play QB than Jared Goff.
Ludacris, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Childish Gambino, Lil Jon...etc. Atlanta was tailor made for something with this much hype.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:22 pm
Joe K wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:47 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:23 pm We saw it a year in advance. Atlanta Hip Hop would've been much better. But instead, shirtless Adam Levine. Fucking lame.
Seriously. Get Migos, Future, TI and Jeezy our there. Hell, I’d rather watch Quavo play QB than Jared Goff.
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Does Goff know you can throw it away?
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A_B wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:26 pm Does Goff know you can throw it away?
Brady gets an unnecessary roughness on that hit. 100%.
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A_B wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:26 pm Does Goff know you can throw it away?
Right? He could've tossed it underhand out of bounds because he was outside the pocket on that last one.

ETA: Andy Warhol? Does anyone under 40 know him?
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:28 pm
A_B wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:26 pm Does Goff know you can throw it away?
Right? He could've tossed it underhand out of bounds because he was outside the pocket on that last one.
It’s been twice a hat he should have and didn’t. The second one was worse than first.
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Also, Budweiser is flat out lying about renewable energy. /soapbox.
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Brady never goes past first read?
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