Polishing Robert Kraft's trophy

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Jesus, the guy is a billionaire. Surely he can afford a higher class of hooker where discretion is part of the price.
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Honestly, the best part of this story is going to be when the press uncovers that the only reason he was in Jupiter to begin with is because he was at Mar-A-Lago earlier in the day.
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Holy shit, man. Fly to Europe and do it legally.

And wasn't he seen with a way younger woman after his wife's passing?

Man, what a dumbass.
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brian wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:08 pm Honestly, the best part of this story is going to be when the press uncovers that the only reason he was in Jupiter to begin with is because he was at Mar-A-Lago earlier in the day.
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*yawn*

The only thing I've got an issue with is apparently these massage parlors are known to deal with a lot of trafficking, or really shitty indentured servitude-type arrangements.

But, yeah, what you guys said... Guy with that much money and all that. Probably part of his kink.
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They deleted the tweet!
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That tweet was deleted. What did it say?
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:16 pm Holy shit, man. Fly to Europe and do it legally.

And wasn't he seen with a way younger woman after his wife's passing?

Man, what a dumbass.
He's had a couple of gold diggers, yes. The current one had a kid last year IIRC, so maybe he isn't into the preggo thing.
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On the one hand, six rings.

On the other hand, I am guessing Mike Brown would be way too cheap to pay $59 at a Jupiter "spa". Score one for Bengals fans.
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This might be one of those rare moments when Twitter feels useful and fun. Unless you are a Pats fan, I guess. Or Bob Kraft's girlfriend.
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Myra has been dead for 8 years. As stated before he's got a young hot "actress" GF.
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"Had".
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The toadying and bootlicking of most NFL beat writers (not just the Pats TBH) is disgusting.
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rass wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:42 pm

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brian wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:08 pm Honestly, the best part of this story is going to be when the press uncovers that the only reason he was in Jupiter to begin with is because he was at Mar-A-Lago earlier in the day.
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mister d wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:34 pm "Had".
He's a billionaire and she recently had a baby with another fuck buddy, they'll probably stick together.
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This may be my favorite team's owner, but the "grew up poor and loving to see the rich get in trouble" part of me prevails here.

Also, lolz.



Oh, obvious joke: that's one way to get a 7th ring.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:31 pm This might be one of those rare moments when Twitter feels useful and fun. Unless you are a Pats fan, I guess. Or Bob Kraft's girlfriend.
No, I'm enjoying it..unless the Pats lose a draft pick over this.
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Do players start passing their pussy up to the owner next year? That has to happen at some point next year. Somehow Edelman seems like a culprit but im sure Tom could hook up that hush hush A+ on a flight from ipanema. In all seriousness I'd burn one of those favors and ask my QB for a little help here.
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Maybe Bob Kraft is Q and he was just on the job!

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PFT: Kraft "not biggest name" in prostitution ring.

As with most PFT stuff take with a grain of salt and guessing the bigger name isn't the person we all hope it is, but still interested.
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Please be Roger Goodell (oh, shit just remembered that Belichick was in Mar-a-Lago after the Super Bowl)
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brian wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:14 pm PFT: Kraft "not biggest name" in prostitution ring.

As with most PFT stuff take with a grain of salt and guessing the bigger name isn't the person we all hope it is, but still interested.
Probably just some accountant with a lot of letters in his name.
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:27 pm
brian wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:14 pm PFT: Kraft "not biggest name" in prostitution ring.

As with most PFT stuff take with a grain of salt and guessing the bigger name isn't the person we all hope it is, but still interested.
Probably just some accountant with a lot of letters in his name.
Or Jarrod Saltalamacchia

Mike Pence would be a good one too
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Ryan wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:31 pmIt's Jim Nantz
Golf related makes a ton of sense.

Tiger Woods.
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If I got to pick who it was and it had to be realistic, I'd pick Kushner.
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Well, if this list posted in the other thread is accurate, I don't recognize any bigger names. Alan Weinberger is the longest name, and sure sounds like an accountant.

ETA: And John Johnson is totally my fake name if I ever solicit a prostitute. The arrest report would be classic. John, John Johnson's johnson was exposed at the time of the raid."
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mister d wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:35 pm If I got to pick who it was and it had to be realistic, I'd pick Kushner.
Whoever it is had the juice to get it kept under wraps longer than Kraft, which means it has to be someone who is more powerful than rich. (or both, obvs)

Syb: This particular place wasn't the only one busted. This was part of a huge South Florida sting operation.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:43 pm1934!
Not likely to be an awesome 85th birthday for that dude next week.
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brian wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:37 pm
mister d wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:35 pm If I got to pick who it was and it had to be realistic, I'd pick Kushner.
Whoever it is had the juice to get it kept under wraps longer than Kraft, which means it has to be someone who is more powerful than rich. (or both, obvs)

Syb: This particular place wasn't the only one busted. This was part of a huge South Florida sting operation.
Other theory I heard is the bigger name may have been one of the people running it and was not a customer, so his name wasn't on this list.
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