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NEW THREAD!

Fun facts:

- Duke is the worst 3-point shooting team in the tournament
- Virginia is 0-2 in their last 2 tournament games.
- Syracuse is the only team in the field who has had a coach kill a guy in the past month
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Just give me Zion v. Tacko in Round 2 and I'll go home happy
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The pressure is all on Gardner-Webb now.
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A_B wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:22 am- Syracuse is the only team in the field who has had a coach kill a guy in the past month
If only Dave Bliss was still coaching Baylor...
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First ever meeting between Tennessee and Toothpaste, allegedly.


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Fun article ranking playing careers of college coaches in the tourney.
http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basket ... ayers-1-68
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I caught the last 8 minutes of the Fairleigh Dicksonson-Prairie View game. FDU was down 4 when I tuned it. It was a barnburner from that point on. It was 55-59 at that point.

Also, Maryland better come to play. Belmont looked legit.
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:13 am Fun article ranking playing careers of college coaches in the tourney.
http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basket ... ayers-1-68
I had some issues with the X played 2 minutes for East-West Montana being ranked higher than the dude that was the NAIA national player of the year. (but it was fun.)
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A_B wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:24 am I caught the last 8 minutes of the Fairleigh Dicksonson-Prairie View game. FDU was down 4 when I tuned it. It was a barnburner from that point on. It was 55-59 at that point.

Also, Maryland better come to play. Belmont looked legit.
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something fun.

the last 33 champions in their own interactive bracket

https://public.tableau.com/en-us/s/gall ... llery=votd
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Syracuse's point guard has been suspended indefinitely due to a violation of athletic department policy.

If you don't want to hear about the father-son coach-player combo, don't tune in (it'll be easy, it's a truTV game), because Boeheim's kid will probably play 30+ minutes.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:14 pm Syracuse's point guard has been suspended indefinitely due to a violation of athletic department policy.

If you don't want to hear about the father-son coach-player combo, don't tune in (it'll be easy, it's a truTV game), because Boeheim's kid will probably play 30+ minutes.
Does that suspension materially affect their chances of a first round win?
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It’s an 8/9 game so anything out of normal could tilt.
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Their offense isn't predicated on their point guard creating, but he is a very good defender in the zone. Boeheim's kid is a much better perimeter shooter, but not nearly as good on defense, so it could go either way.
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Doing the fast fill-in on a bracket for my family's pool, I realized that watched almost zero college basketball this year.

So I will be Linda, the secretary in your office who picks teams based on their color, the ferocity of the mascot, and whether a relative has gone to the school.
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Coach to wear ripped suit pants to coach against Kentucky.

FFS, does the dude not have a frigging credit card?
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Also, as an aside, Tonny Bennett to UCLA seems like it would be a perfect hire. He would dominate PAc 12.
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You can't drive a porsche like a Buick though, right?
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Luke Walton will be available in 3 weeks.
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Joe K wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:28 am Luke Walton will be available in 3 weeks.
Arizona should call him!
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Two decades and counting where all four of the #3-#6 seeds I'd pick to run some upsets are sitting in the same two regions on the same side of the bracket.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:15 am Doing the fast fill-in on a bracket for my family's pool, I realized that watched almost zero college basketball this year.

So I will be Linda, the secretary in your office who picks teams based on their color, the ferocity of the mascot, and whether a relative has gone to the school.
So, now you picked Gonzaga, amirite?
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Minnesota with a minor upset over L'ville.

Yale with a nice little comeback, but down 8 with 1:22 to go.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:39 pm Minnesota with a minor upset over L'ville.

Yale with a nice little comeback, but down 8 with 1:22 to go.
4 with 12 seconds!
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:39 pm Minnesota with a minor upset over L'ville.

Yale with a nice little comeback, but down 8 with 1:22 to go.
I was very confident that Richard Pitino would avenge the WITCH HUNT.
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3 with 7!
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:39 pm Minnesota with a minor upset over L'ville.

Yale with a nice little comeback, but down 8 with 1:22 to go.
Always, always, always fade the ACC (as a whole) in the NCAA Tournament. Year after year, the most overrated conference.
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mister d wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:34 am Two decades and counting where all four of the #3-#6 seeds I'd pick to run some upsets are sitting in the same two regions on the same side of the bracket.
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NM State to shoot three FT for the win after he gives up on the tying lay up. Hot damn.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:48 pm NM State to shoot three FT for the win after he gives up on the tying lay up. Hot damn.
How did he pass that up??
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And Auburn fucks up the rebound up one. NMST ball.
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No shit. According to wiki, Gene Steratore also officiates NCAA hoops.
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Oh well. Never mind.
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Auburn fans won’t be able to tp roomers corner cause they need it to clean up.
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I swear you could hear a slight but still audible crowd reaction when the FSU kid passed on the layup and cost them the cover.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:51 pm No shit. According to wiki, Gene Steratore also officiates NCAA hoops.
He's officiated MAC games seemingly forever.
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Assuming Michigan State doesn't completely shit its pants here, the Big 10 will have a team in the Sweet 16 after only five games played in the tournament which might be a record?
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Maryland got *all* the breaks late on their way to dominating Belmont, 79-77.

Not an impressive win.
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