Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - Postseason Awards and Wrap-Up

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Giff wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:10 am
A_B wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:38 am My OBP is higher than my slugging. That's...not ideal.
Still trying to figure out why you're still getting the majority of A_Bs.
I've been saying that for three years, man.

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I thought sharing with another guy wouldn't bother Giff that much.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:18 am I thought sharing with another guy wouldn't bother Giff that much.
You see, now that's he's called me out and given this sentiment, I'm hurt.
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I have some crazy split stats this season. My favorite is that is six road starts on grass, I am 6-0 with a 1.41 ERA.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:05 pm I have some crazy split stats this season. My favorite is that is six road starts on grass, I am 6-0 with a 1.41 ERA.
im either slightly better or slightly worse than you. cant tell
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WEEK 16 UPDATE

Image Burlington Sports Frogs
- Last Week: 3-0
- Season: 59-40 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 5th
- Next Week: vs. Danbury (4 games), at Middlesex (3 games)

Image Holland Oats
- Last Week: 3-1
- Season: 52-45 (2nd in Div, 2.5 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 11th
- Next Week: vs. Duluth (4 games), at Parma (3 games)


NEWS AND NOTES
An abbreviated week of regular games last week due to the All-Star Game. Two players each from the Sports Frogs and Oats were selected this year. wlu_lax looking thrilled to be there.

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The Bensell Conference beat the Shrew Conference, 5-4. wlu_lax and BSF21 both homered in the game. Full box score is here.

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Feeling like Steve Avery to Brian and Sabo's Glavine and Maddux.
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Why wasn't Shirley in the All Star game?

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govmentchedda wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:53 am Feeling like Steve Avery to Brian and Sabo's Glavine and Maddux.
I cannot be Smoltz in this equation.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:45 am Why wasn't Shirley in the All Star game?

Booo!
Looks like the game does the same thing as in real life, where every team gets at least one All-Star, so you see some so-so guys from bad teams instead of people who were maybe more deserving. Surprised in particular that Moreta didn't make it for Holland.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:32 am wlu_lax looking thrilled to be there.
HR Derby screws up your swing, media obligations, can't get to the ESPYs as early, knowing you won't get MVP because you will get taken out but SS gets to play a full game...you would be thrilled to.
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I'm pretty sure there's some anti-Bonaire bias, because I'm tearing shit up since the trade!
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:05 pm I have some crazy split stats this season. My favorite is that is six road starts on grass, I am 6-0 with a 1.41 ERA.
You're our Doc Ellis!


OHHHH wait nm I misunderstood
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The Dundalk uniforms are amazing. Looks like they got some clearance Nautica shirts while a department store was going out of business.
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Also....wlu has 14 years of service and is 30 years old? Modern day Joe Nuxhall.

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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:49 am Also....wlu has 14 years of service and is 30 years old? Modern day Joe Nuxhall.
I scaled down everyone's ages so no one would be "too old" by real-life baseball standards. Probably needed to edit the service times to match.
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WEEK 17 UPDATE

Image Burlington Sports Frogs
- Last Week: 4-3
- Season: 63-43 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 4th
- Next Week: vs. Rimouski (3 games), vs. Boise (3 games)

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- Last Week: 5-2
- Season: 57-47 (2nd in Div, 1.5 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 8th
- Next Week: at Rockford (4 games), vs. Newark (3 games)


NEWS AND NOTES
- Gunpowder has been going all Hack Wilson, leading the league with 103 RBI at the end of July.

- Giff had a streak of 4 consecutive starts with a HR this month.

- Hey chedda, don't look at the boxscore for the 7/25 game.

- TT2.0 has been the tough-luck pitcher of the year, taking a comfortable lead into the 8th in his last two starts only to see it quickly wiped out by the bullpen. Guys, stop blowing his leads like the other team has a McDonald's sweet tea!


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Gunpowder is probably aided in his chase of the RBI record by his complete refusal to walk. Brandon Phillips would be a huge fan.
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Roy Campanella too.
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Not cool, he couldn't swing the bat much because he was paralyzed.

By the way, our starting middle infield is killing it with 33 combined homers.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:48 am Not cool, he couldn't swing the bat much because he was paralyzed.
This excuse making is what's wrong with today's society.


Anyway GPJ will probably go the way of Juan Gonzalez with 100 RBI at the AS break and then finishing with like 117.
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I fucked that joke up anyway
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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This is fun.
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I'm on pace for 14 complete games this year.
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:17 am Gunpowder is probably aided in his chase of the RBI record by his complete refusal to walk. Brandon Phillips would be a huge fan.
Or aided by the player batting 2 spots ahead of him sitting 3rd in OBP in the league and 4th in On-Base + Slugging
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Up and over the Mendoza line!

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- TT2.0 has been the tough-luck pitcher of the year, taking a comfortable lead into the 8th in his last two starts only to see it quickly wiped out by the bullpen. Guys, stop blowing his leads like the other team has a McDonald's sweet tea!

made my morning.
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WEEK 18 UPDATE

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- Last Week: 3-3
- Season: 63-43 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 7th
- Next Week: at Saint John (3 games), at Newark (3 games)

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- Last Week: 2-5
- Season: 59-52 (2nd in Div, 2.5 GB)
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Anyone else get a small satisfaction from checking the stats each week and seeing that you're still having a better season than the player who blocked your position in Burlington and forced your move to Holland? No?
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rass wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:02 am Anyone else get a small satisfaction from checking the stats each week and seeing that you're still having a better season than the player who blocked your position in Burlington and forced your move to Holland? No?
Well, horse's ass.
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Not a good stretch for some of the Swamp teams' pitching:

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Also, may be some controversy brewing from this past week:

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rass wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:02 am Anyone else get a small satisfaction from checking the stats each week and seeing that you're still having a better season than the player who blocked your position in Burlington and forced your move to Holland? No?
Although I am having a good season, I was the one holding Gunpowder back. Beneficial to both teams.
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rass wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:02 am Anyone else get a small satisfaction from checking the stats each week and seeing that you're still having a better season than the player who blocked your position in Burlington and forced your move to Holland? No?
No
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