2019 Masters
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- Pruitt
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All hail Corey Conners, the pride of Listowel Ontario.
I was just listening to "Against All Odds" - Cousin Sal's gambling podcast - and golf expert Joe House was hyping Conners as a long shot to make the top 20.
10 days ago, Conners had to qualify to make the Texas open which he had to win in order to qualify for the Masters. What a story.
I was just listening to "Against All Odds" - Cousin Sal's gambling podcast - and golf expert Joe House was hyping Conners as a long shot to make the top 20.
10 days ago, Conners had to qualify to make the Texas open which he had to win in order to qualify for the Masters. What a story.
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Bill Simmons' buddy House is a "golf expert" now? What a time to be alive.Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:23 pm All hail Corey Conners, the pride of Listowel Ontario.
I was just listening to "Against All Odds" - Cousin Sal's gambling podcast - and golf expert Joe House was hyping Conners as a long shot to make the top 20.
10 days ago, Conners had to qualify to make the Texas open which he had to win in order to qualify for the Masters. What a story.
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Honestly, if you’re not at -3 right now, you stink!
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Hey - he got this call right!brian wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:40 pmBill Simmons' buddy House is a "golf expert" now? What a time to be alive.Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:23 pm All hail Corey Conners, the pride of Listowel Ontario.
I was just listening to "Against All Odds" - Cousin Sal's gambling podcast - and golf expert Joe House was hyping Conners as a long shot to make the top 20.
10 days ago, Conners had to qualify to make the Texas open which he had to win in order to qualify for the Masters. What a story.
This Thai golfer - Aphibarnrat (sp?) has the look of an old-time golfer.
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Yeah, the Barn Rat is a smoker too, which they don't show on TV. so you seldom see him on TV unless he's actually hitting a shot.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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It’s weird.
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As someone who normally likes to play by themselves, and fast, I love it. If I get out first, with a cart, I can get 18 in at less than two hours. Leaving the pin in helps with that.
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Yeah when I used to do nine by myself I never took flag out.
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Umbrellas are out but most of the players are in short sleeves and vests but they are on the course and practice range.
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Only light drizzle 90 miles west so should be ok for the morning at least.
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As of right now, only 17 players would miss the cut.
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I can't believe with all of the tight-ass rules that golf has, you get a mulligan for accidentally hitting the ball on a warm-up swing.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Seriously?
That is nuts - especially considering the fact that Dustin Johnson could have lost the US Open for grazing his ball during a practice swing on the green.
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Yeah, Zach Johnson just did it off the tee. Just retrieved his ball and teed it up again and birdied the hole.
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That rule has been that way for a while. No penalty on the waggle from the tee. (And only from the tee)
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Aw yeah Phil is using the entire golf course again
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I don't know why Tiger would be disappointed to leave himself a 40 foot putt, that's his best chance of making it.
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Kind of scary to think of the number he'd be sitting on if he could make a few 8-footers.
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I had a nice dinner with the wife anything happen after 530 or so?
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I didn’t eat at 530. Dammit. I just didn’t watch the late stuff today. Go tiger.
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Also I’ve almost assuredly won my masters pool.
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Surface of the sun also Tony Finau.
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In my tiger rooting nightmares Molinari is wandering around making birdies and always keeping tiger one shot back.
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Gonna be a morning Masters tomorrow.
coverage starts at 9am, last group goes at 9:20
coverage starts at 9am, last group goes at 9:20
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They’ve got until 2:00 - tops - before all hell breaks loose with a massive storm line
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Fuck this I want to watch Face The Nation!
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They joy on the ace was fun.
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First ever. Wild for a touring pro.
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I can't see Finau and not remember him dislocating his ankle.
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There’s the first move. That was a two-shot swing on two when Molinari didn’t birdie and tiger didn’t bogey from their tee shots and now tiger picks up a shot at 3.
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And here come the first TV cut ins for tornado warnings. This will be Augusta in about 3 hours.
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Also, TIL there is a town in the middle of Georgia called “The Rock”
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I wonder what study/evidence of better golf all these guys chewing gum/spitting chewing tobacco saw
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