2019 Masters

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Wow 4 balls in the water at 12 last two groups.
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Tiger with the all time boss move standing on the green just in Frank’s line of sight
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Rex wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:40 am Tiger with the all time dick move standing on the green just in Frank’s line of sight
FIFY
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Oh my god
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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:12 pm
Rex wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:40 am Tiger with the all time dick move standing on the green just in Frank’s line of sight
FIFY
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Hadn't really processed that the Thanksgiving incident was 10 years ago this year. That's a long time!
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Just for shits, what's the bigger story? Tiger winning, or Tiger blowing it up 2 at 17?
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rass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:02 pm Just for shits, what's the bigger story? Tiger winning, or Tiger blowing it up 2 at 17?
How bout you shut your whore mouth.
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Welp, this is happening you guys.
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I would miss this putt.
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This is pretty cool.
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I cried.
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Me too.
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Past tense? Not yet.
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Nantz's jacket is not flattering to his ass.
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I was in college when he won his first. Someone is old.
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Shit, can't wait for the next three weeks of real sports news getting buried by this.
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rass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:45 pm Nantz's jacket is not flattering to his ass.
Though he might be sitting weird to hide his boner.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:48 pm Shit, can't wait for the next three weeks of real sports news getting buried by this.
The PGA is in May now so you might not be far off.
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rass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:47 pm I was in college when he won his first. Someone is old.
I watched it while holding my 4 month old son...

Who finishes university this week.

Someone is VERY old.
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Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:45 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:47 pm I was in college when he won his first. Someone is old.
I watched it while holding my 4 month old son...

Who finishes university this week.

Someone is VERY old.
Yeah. Your son is very old.
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EdRomero wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:14 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:45 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:47 pm I was in college when he won his first. Someone is old.
I watched it while holding my 4 month old son...

Who finishes university this week.

Someone is VERY old.
Yeah. Your son is very old.
Too old to be held for sure.
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That shot on 16. For the ages.
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I wanted that to go in more than Gordon Hayward wanted a son
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:52 am I wanted that to go in more than Gordon Hayward wanted a son
I had the same hope for that, that I had for the Butler shot from half court that damn near beat Duke in the national title game - that moment of mmmaaaayyyyyybbbbbeeee . So close.
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FFS, Rush!

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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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So much for the goodwill Tiger built up after the Masters win...

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I am going to be watching every shot of this final round like it's live
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Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:42 am I am going to be watching every shot of this final round like it's live
Same here. Not gonna lie, it got a little dusty in my house at the moment “Augusta” started playing. Pathetic, I know.
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cerrano wrote: ↑Sun Apr 12, 2020 12:12 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:42 am I am going to be watching every shot of this final round like it's live
Same here. Not gonna lie, it got a little dusty in my house at the moment “Augusta” started playing. Pathetic, I know.
I started walking around the house and talking in reverent and hushed tones
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