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SportsDoc wrote:Can we put "Hot for Cheerleader" here, too?
Rick Reilly article on this woman when she originally made the Raven's cheerleading squad at 38. The phrase "nail her with a cream pie" is used.

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SportsDoc wrote:Can we put "Hot for Cheerleader" here, too?
Rick Reilly article on this woman when she originally made the Raven's cheerleading squad at 38. The phrase "nail her with a cream pie" is used.

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That is the best line Reilly has ever written. No coincidence it was completely unintentional. I will say, she did look 38 in her cheerleading days.



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Looks no more than a 36 to me.

Sorry...
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I did not know there was such a charge. The kid is 18.

And $75000 bail. Holy shit.
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While the article did not specify when the kid turned 18, they said the acts took place in May and June of 2014. If the kid was 18 when the acts took place (which is how the article reads), couldn't they just have waited until, say, two seconds after the graduation ceremony was over?
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Pretty sure if he was under 18 it would be rape.

What's official misconduct?
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degenerasian wrote:Pretty sure if he was under 18 it would be rape.

What's official misconduct?
Right, which is why I inquired about if the kid was 18 at the time of the acts and, if so, why not wait a relatively short amount of time for him to graduate and get rid of potential issues like this (not to say anyone other than the kid would be nominating her Teacher of the Year, but she would have avoided being arrested).

Not really excited to be posting about that side of the coin, but more wondering the insistence on her being stupid about it.
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degenerasian wrote:Pretty sure if he was under 18 it would be rape.

What's official misconduct?
I imagine it's a catch-all to punish position-of-authority transgressions.
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More NJ teacher sex.

That one is the next town over from me.
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Lets hope that tanks home prices.
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So want to be closer to your Whole Foods?
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More or less.
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mister d wrote:Lets hope that tanks home prices.
Good luck with those taxes. Cute town, though. The gays moved out from Park Slope, Brooklyn about 10 years ago to start raising kids. Always a great thing for a town or neighborhood. The school district has a lot of issues due to combining with South Orange. I have 3 friends who teach in the district, if you ever want to get an inside scoop.
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I love it;s click for more pics! (of the hot one.)
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A high school teacher has been arrested after allegedly having sex with two students.

Ashley Hall, 33, who is an English teacher at Opp High School in Opp, Alabama, was charged with two counts of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19.

She is now the fifth woman in the town of Opp accused of having sex with a minor this year.
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Bensell wrote: She is now the fifth woman in the town of Opp accused of having sex with a minor this year.
The adult men of Opp must leave a lot to be desired. Or the boys are dreamy.

(just a cheap bad-taste joke. I understand child molestation is a serious crime, even adult female on minor male.)
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Bensell wrote:
A high school teacher has been arrested after allegedly having sex with two students.

Ashley Hall, 33, who is an English teacher at Opp High School in Opp, Alabama, was charged with two counts of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19.

She is now the fifth woman in the town of Opp accused of having sex with a minor this year.
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Also from this article...how are sodomy laws still a thing? We still have legislation on the books regarding how people can have sex? How is this still a thing?
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Is she two dimensional?
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A high school teacher has been arrested after allegedly having sex with two students.

Ashley Hall, 33, who is an English teacher at Opp High School in Opp, Alabama, was charged with two counts of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19.

She is now the fifth woman in the town of Opp accused of having sex with a minor this year.
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BSF21 wrote:
Bensell wrote:
A high school teacher has been arrested after allegedly having sex with two students.

Ashley Hall, 33, who is an English teacher at Opp High School in Opp, Alabama, was charged with two counts of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19.

She is now the fifth woman in the town of Opp accused of having sex with a minor this year.
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Full article here

Also from this article...how are sodomy laws still a thing? We still have legislation on the books regarding how people can have sex? How is this still a thing?
I think it more to do with the minor thing. I'm pretty sure any laws against ass-fucking between consenting adults are unenforceable.
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Jerloma wrote:
BSF21 wrote:
Bensell wrote:
A high school teacher has been arrested after allegedly having sex with two students.

Ashley Hall, 33, who is an English teacher at Opp High School in Opp, Alabama, was charged with two counts of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19.

She is now the fifth woman in the town of Opp accused of having sex with a minor this year.
Image

Full article here

Also from this article...how are sodomy laws still a thing? We still have legislation on the books regarding how people can have sex? How is this still a thing?
I think it more to do with the minor thing. I'm pretty sure any laws against ass-fucking between consenting adults are unenforceable.
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A high school teacher has been arrested after allegedly having sex with two students.

Ashley Hall, 33, who is an English teacher at Opp High School in Opp, Alabama, was charged with two counts of a school employee engaging in a sex act or deviant sexual intercourse with a student under the age of 19.

She is now the fifth woman in the town of Opp accused of having sex with a minor this year.
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Not a teacher-on-student fuck session, but they probably wish they did.

Czech teachers just do full on porn.

She's 35 and has two kids. Hot damn.

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Gotta throw a flag. Clearly this thread is for female teachers. Will consider picking it up if a swamper has a connection to the school (which I suspect is the case.)
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I heard this from a kid who is interviewing with my company. He went to the same high school I did (Before going to Boy's Latin) and he went to W&L. Anyway, the connection is he was at my high school before going to Towson.
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rass wrote:More NJ teacher sex.

That one is the next town over from me.
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"Ms. Dufault suffers from frontal lobe syndrome which has rendered her defenseless to over-aggressive behavior, and that is exactly what she was exposed to," Smith said in a statement to NJ Advance Media.

"Such will be our defense to a number of counts to the indictment," Smith added. "The remaining counts are either legally deficient or resulted from opportunistic tendencies."

Smith said in a brief phone interview on Tuesday that Dufault's syndrome stems from brain surgery she underwent following complications due to her first pregnancy. During that surgery, a shunt and the related apparatus was installed in Dufault's brain, Smith said.
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rass wrote:More NJ teacher sex.

That one is the next town over from me.
Unless something falls through in the next 2 weeks, soon to be my/our new town.
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Congrats man. It is a really nice town (to visit, at least).
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Scones all day, every day.
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N.J. prison teacher had sex with inmate 20 times

Comments are super duper awful! Yay NJ!
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I read that as sex with 20 inmates.

My english is getting worse.
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Not a bad gig.
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