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degenerasian wrote:I read that as sex with 20 inmates.

My english is getting worse.
Sounds like you could use a promiscuous Asian ESL teacher.
Totally Kafkaesque
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If we are going to allow for this we will be here a very, very long time and the quality will go way, way down.
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Las Vegas!

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High school right next to CIA headquarters
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http://www.click2houston.com/news/middl ... rities-say
Vera said the student's parents not only knew about the relationship, they approved of it and allowed the teen to spend the night at Vera's home in Spring, where they engaged in sex on a regular basis, according to court documents. She told an investigator that she would drop him off at home in the morning so he could catch the bus to Stovall Middle School, prosecutors said.

Vera told an officer that the school had an open house in October, when she met the student's parents. After the open house, Vera went to the student's home and was introduced as his girlfriend to his parents. According to the report, Vera said the parents were accepting of their relationship and she was invited to family gatherings.
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How humiliating, a 24 year old introducing herself as a 13 year old's girlfriend. Also funny that the first time they had sex was at his parents house when the parents left.
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Poor kid. He'll never get over banging his hot teacher as a middle schooler.
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So ya think Steph Curry looks to old for her?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/20 ... ation.html

Airdrie RCMP have charged a 25-year-old assistant basketball coach from Calgary with sexual exploitation of a young person.
Kristie Sheils, an assistant basketball coach of the University Of Calgary Junior Dinos club program, was charged on July 11 and appeared in Calgary provincial court the following day.
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Its only ok if its hot young girl on teenage boy. This lady needs to be locked up for life for this type of molestation.
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degenerasian wrote:http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/20 ... ation.html

Airdrie RCMP have charged a 25-year-old assistant basketball coach from Calgary with sexual exploitation of a young person.
Kristie Sheils, an assistant basketball coach of the University Of Calgary Junior Dinos club program, was charged on July 11 and appeared in Calgary provincial court the following day.
What a waste...

She was 2nd team all star too.

A sad day for Canadian Women's College Basketball.

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Police: Snapchat led to teacher-student sex
The 16-year-old student told police that he wrote his Snapchat user name at the top of a test while in 23-year-old Alaina Ferguson's algebra class at Plano Senior High School, according to court documents.

Ferguson replied via the social media app, and the two met a few days later and had sex on a park bench in Lewisville, the teen told police.
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Johnnie wrote: Ferguson replied via the social media app, and the two met a few days later and had sex on a park bench in Lewisville, the teen told police.
Told police? Shit, he telling everybody!
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Who fucks on a park bench?
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Who doesn't?
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Those of us trying to get some goddamn sleep
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Pregnant middle school teacher had sex with 15 year old student

Make sure you note the name of the student's home town...
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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So the URL you provided offers "separates-from-husband-she-bedded-when-he-was-12", and the headline of the article says "former student years after sex scandal".

Compared to the WP, the BBC doesn't fuck around:

US husband splits from wife who raped him as boy
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I think you should smile for mugshots. If you're going to get your picture taken might as well go all in.
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rass wrote:
So the URL you provided offers "separates-from-husband-she-bedded-when-he-was-12", and the headline of the article says "former student years after sex scandal".

Compared to the WP, the BBC doesn't fuck around:

US husband splits from wife who raped him as boy

Plot twist! Apparently they got divorced because he wants to start-up a pot dispensary and her record as a child molester is making the application process difficult.
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Yes. Yes she is.

Those 17 year old boys aren't hiding in shame today, that's for sure.

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Whoa.

No, they are not. Lucky bastards.
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Kids Masturbate In Front of Teacher While In Class

Grade One?! What the hell is going on in South Korea?

(And it's a reputable source)
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Pruitt wrote:Kids Masturbate In Front of Teacher While In Class

Grade One?! What the hell is going on in South Korea?

(And it's a reputable source)

grade 1 of middle school.
so grade 7
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degenerasian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Kids Masturbate In Front of Teacher While In Class

Grade One?! What the hell is going on in South Korea?

(And it's a reputable source)

grade 1 of middle school.
so grade 7
Still bizarre and gross behaviour... but not mind-warpingly insane.
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this is a guy i went to highschool with. fucking creep.
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Yup this one is a bit closer to home. The high school I went to. However my Spanish teacher was a large man with a long goatee. He coached Moose Haus. As far as I know he did not blame the school for not training him to not sleep with students.

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Like all men, I was perpetually, excruciatingly horny when I was in high school.

But I was never THAT horny.
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Almost as bad as fucking a goat.
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govmentchedda wrote:Almost as bad as fucking a goat.


At least you could eat a goat.
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Pruitt wrote:At least you could eat a goat.


This phrasing has stuck with me all day.
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Baloney wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4862132/Married-grandmother-teacher-charged-raping-student.html


You buried the lede...

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Euphemism?
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The other photo credit coming from Myspace explains the, uh, small discrepancy between the two photos.
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Had a colleague who lost his career, had sexual relationship with a patient. Yep, it was wrong, but it was consensual, and without acrimony from either. Shame, he was such a talented veterinarian.
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