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Baloney wrote:Daily Mail on top today

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Special Ed Student? Grade 8?! WTF?
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Why does the Daily Mail have better stories about American gossip than American gossip outlets?
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Daily Mail comes up trumps yet again

Married high school art teacher, 25, 'had sex with four of her teenage students, including two she took back to her apartment on the same day

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Oh man the husband pictures.
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rass wrote:Oh man the husband pictures.


The comments (like most comment sections) are filled with sociology and psychology experts!
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Having driven through Beaumont, the location of the second story, many times, I would bet it was either get down with meth or a student.
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$150,000 bond seems excessive, no?
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Rami Malek went from Mr. Robot to Freddy Mercury to this?
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That's a woman?
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Looks like Steve-O cleaned himself up and is starring in Orange is the New Statutory Rape.
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I'm sure he will find a private school that will sell it's soul for playoffs.
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Is this how all stories about former Florida football players are worded?

Edgewater High School football coach and Art Recovery teacher Chris Leak, who played quarterback at the University of Florida just before Tim Tebow, voluntarily surrendered his Florida Educator’s Certificate amid allegations that, on Sept. 5, 2015, he received a massage from a 15-year-old female student and asked the student to touch his penis, according to an order filed by the Florida Education Practices Commission on Tuesday.
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brian wrote:Is this how all stories about former Florida football players are worded?

Edgewater High School football coach and Art Recovery teacher Chris Leak, who played quarterback at the University of Florida just before Tim Tebow, voluntarily surrendered his Florida Educator’s Certificate amid allegations that, on Sept. 5, 2015, he received a massage from a 15-year-old female student and asked the student to touch his penis, according to an order filed by the Florida Education Practices Commission on Tuesday.


He did lead the Gators to a national championship.
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Yeah, I was going to post that same part:

Chris Leak, who played quarterback at the University of Florida just before Tim Tebow


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Johnnie wrote:Why does the Daily Mail have better stories about American gossip than American gossip outlets?

The Daily Mail just keeps on being the go-to site for American teacher shenanigans!
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I am not saying any of these did or did not happen but it does not seem to hard for me to imagine that some trouble maker kids could go after/blackmail a teacher pretty easily.

Oh wait that was basically part of the premise of this
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Substitute teachers don't want to feel left out

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Baloney wrote:Substitute teachers don't want to feel left out

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... d-him.html


Part of the allegation is she invited the student to her house, and answered the door in a bathrobe. So she decides to wear a trenchcoat during the trial? Her attorney need a new fashion coordinator.


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Tampa Bay Times scoops the Daily Mail

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I know we've covered this ground over the years, but holy crap... It sure seems like these young woman are doing this at a much higher rate than before.
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Nonlinear FC wrote:I know we've covered this ground over the years, but holy crap... It sure seems like these young woman are doing this at a much higher rate than before.

My gf's roommate is a teacher. Her co-worker and ex friend got caught up fucking a 12 year old and was fired. The court stuff is still going on. Once I see a write up in the ABQ journal I'll link it.
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A 12-year-old? Boy or girl? Can a 12-year-old boy actually fuck?

And as for that last teacher ... no.
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This thread is a little more interesting following the debate on Kevin Spacey and 26-year-old and 14-year-old.
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Shirley wrote:A 12-year-old? Boy or girl? Can a 12-year-old boy actually fuck?

And as for that last teacher ... no.

Should have specified. Teacher was female, student male.
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Baloney wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:34 am Interesting defense

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ction.html
Hmmm. And one that just.might.work.
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Cemetery, huh? And her husband was charged with a similar crime.
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Baloney wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:34 am Interesting defense

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ction.html
Female gym teacher sleeping with MALE students? I was ready to claim she was trying to overcompensate her closeted nature, then the pic confirmed it.


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I would have paid more attention in Science.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 8f644a0770
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Rush2112 wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:56 pm I would have paid more attention in Science.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 8f644a0770
I clicked that article and saw the hot picture of her in that Gypsy Soul t-shirt literally as Van Morrison was singing "I wanna rock your gypsy soul" in my headphones (inspired by the pick of the fantastic album, Moondance, in the album draft). I agree with Van.
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Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:08 pm
Rush2112 wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:56 pm I would have paid more attention in Science.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 8f644a0770
I clicked that article and saw the hot picture of her in that Gypsy Soul t-shirt literally as Van Morrison was singing "I wanna rock your gypsy soul" in my headphones (inspired by the pick of the fantastic album, Moondance, in the album draft). I agree with Van.
I'm not sure that shirt would fit you...
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I don't know man. 17 is a very horny age, but...

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Just lookat those luscious beans.
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