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Olivia Sprauer, Former Teacher, Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces (PHOTO)

This one is a little different. In that she did nothing wrong, and she did nothing that is any fucking business of the fucking public school. The nerve of these petty bureaucrats pisses me the fuck off.
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howard wrote:Olivia Sprauer, Former Teacher, Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces (PHOTO)

This one is a little different. In that she did nothing wrong, and she did nothing that is any fucking business of the fucking public school. The nerve of these petty bureaucrats pisses me the fuck off.

The only thing she is guilty of is going too big on the implants IMHO. I'm sure many will disagree. May want to throw up a NSFW tag. And this goes a bit beyond bikini modeling, but it's tasteful.


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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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It says 'controversial' video. Controversy? Someone (aside from batshit crazy teacher) maintains this was perfectly normal, perfectly acceptable?
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You forget that was a youtube poster that made that title. People who post/comment on Youtube are the scum of the Earth...

though I am glad for the peeps that post full albums for my listening enjoyment.
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I was just going for the quick, cheap joke. As usual.
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Is it always fairly attractive women, or does the media just not publish the story when the teacher is ugly? Much like missing girls, they are almost always blond. I love that she thought going with the sexy librarian look in court was a good idea. Better yet, she claimed the 16 yo is to blame, as he worked so hard to weaken her defenses she caved in.


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C'mon you know all librarians are always sexy.
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It always fascinates me when a woman who can get hundreds of men her own age to drool over her goes for a teenager
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Brontoburglar wrote:It always fascinates me when a woman who can get hundreds of men her own age to drool over her goes for a teenager

More psychological? Some women like to be the one in control, or gets off having sex with teenaged virgins.
It's the extreme of the 'women who like younger men' group.
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Rush2112 wrote:C'mon you know all librarians are always sexy.
My mom was a librarian's aide.
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mister d wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:C'mon you know all librarians are always sexy.
My mom was a librarian's aide.
You mean a fluffer?
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In the 80s and 90s perhaps we didn't dare think about going for a teacher but if we actually had the balls to would the success rate actually be better than we think?

What if you could bang 1 of your high school teachers in the 4 years you were there.
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Brontoburglar wrote:It always fascinates me when a woman who can get hundreds of men her own age to drool over her goes for a teenager
It's a mental illness.

No different than when a man tries to seduce an underage girl, though society deems it less creepy when it's a woman trying to seduce a young boy.
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brian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:It always fascinates me when a woman who can get hundreds of men her own age to drool over her goes for a teenager
It's a mental illness.

No different than when a man tries to seduce an underage girl, though society deems it less creepy when it's a woman trying to seduce a young boy.
Yup. Though I think there's a difference (not that I'm condoning it by any stretch of the imagination) from going for a 16-year-old and an 11-year-old, it's still an issue.
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Brontoburglar wrote:It always fascinates me when a woman who can get hundreds of men her own age to drool over her goes for a teenager
A "harder" submissive partner with quicker recovery time?
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degenerasian wrote:In the 80s and 90s perhaps we didn't dare think about going for a teacher but if we actually had the balls to would the success rate actually be better than we think?

What if you could bang 1 of your high school teachers in the 4 years you were there.
Having attended an all boys Catholic HS for 2 years, it just wasn't on my radar!
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degenerasian wrote:Calgary Edition

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Looks like she'll be on a seafood diet for two years.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/16 ... th-boy-16/
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Daughter-in-law of Nike founder Bill Bowerman.

She's 43. Married to a 76-year-old. Alleged relationship with a 17-year-old. That's running the gamut right there.
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Brontoburglar wrote:Daughter-in-law of Nike founder Bill Bowerman.

She's 43. Married to a 76-year-old. Alleged relationship with a 17-year-old. That's running the gamut right there.

Not that they could have seen this coming...
In May 2012, Melissa Bowerman, whose late father-in-law invented the waffle-soled running shoe and co-founded Nike with Phil Knight, was dismissed as the volunteer Condon/Wheeler track coach after she escorted a 17-year-old boy to the Condon High School prom. She had been coaching the team with her husband.

"We all should have learned from that," Jon Bowerman said Monday.
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Now there's a Common Core I can get behind!
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Here is today's
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/2 ... eacher-sex" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So the Huff Post has a whole section for just this
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/teacher-sex/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Here is today's
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/2 ... eacher-sex" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I thought you were going to go with this one.
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Can we put "Hot for Cheerleader" here, too?
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SportsDoc wrote:Can we put "Hot for Cheerleader" here, too?

47 doesn't look like it did when I was a kid.
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I'm still not convinced that any of these are harmful to these boys, at least not the sex. If the older woman gets clingy and manipulative, that could be a problem. But fucking your buddy's hot mom? Probably not the worst thing to happen to a 15-year-old boy. (now the friend finding out - which I'm guessing is what happened here - that's a different story)
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One of my friends is an administrator and coach at the school her kids go to. He is too upstanding a person to push the rumor mill or leak anything that the school is aware of and not sharing during a conversation, but I am curious on his take.
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Shirley wrote:I'm still not convinced that any of these are harmful to these boys, at least not the sex. If the older woman gets clingy and manipulative, that could be a problem. But fucking your buddy's hot mom? Probably not the worst thing to happen to a 15-year-old boy. (now the friend finding out - which I'm guessing is what happened here - that's a different story)
The circumstances of this one are pretty shitty, Dave.

She had her oldest introduce them, she first reached out to him before that after seeing an instagram photo of him, she did this (allegedly) while hosting him and other friends of her three kids at a Labor Day weekend at the beach. It's predatory.

Locally, this is a huge story. The school (one of the well known independents) heard the rumor back in September and tipped the police. Solid on that school. Their reward was being splashed on TMZ last night.
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Shirley wrote:I'm still not convinced that any of these are harmful to these boys, at least not the sex. If the older woman gets clingy and manipulative, that could be a problem. But fucking your buddy's hot mom? Probably not the worst thing to happen to a 15-year-old boy. (now the friend finding out - which I'm guessing is what happened here - that's a different story)
The circumstances of this one are pretty shitty, Dave.

She had her oldest introduce them, she first reached out to him before that after seeing an instagram photo of him, she did this (allegedly) while hosting him and other friends of her three kids at a Labor Day weekend at the beach. It's predatory.

Locally, this is a huge story. The school (one of the well known independents) heard the rumor back in September and tipped the police. Solid on that school. Their reward was being splashed on TMZ last night.
I hadn't heard those details, but while it makes her sound a bit worse, it still doesn't add up to something terrible for the boy.

Ever see the movie Summer of '42? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_of_'42" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (or American Pie, or Class - which is pretty much this exact story)

I see these situations as VERY different from a 40-something dude seducing a 15-year-old girl. I'm not sure why it's so different, but it is.

You hear countless stories from adult girls about how traumatizing some adolescent sexual experience with an adult was and how it still haunts them. Somehow, unless it's male-on-male rape, you really never hear adult men complain about how banging their teacher/friend's mom/lonely neighbor/etc ruined their life.
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Shirley wrote: You hear countless stories from adult girls about how traumatizing some adolescent sexual experience with an adult was and how it still haunts them. Somehow, unless it's male-on-male rape, you really never hear adult men complain about how banging their teacher/friend's mom/lonely neighbor/etc ruined their life.
Think about the reaction a man would get if he openly discussed how banging his buddy's mom or a teacher as a teenager screwed up his life. If you put yourself back into your 15 year old mindset and ability to handle adult situations, I think it could screw you up. The power balance is totally fucked up, and I don't see how a kid could get their brain around the situation. I think it is completely different than awkwardly fumbling around with a girl your own age. I think there is a greater sense of violation for girls, physical and emotional. There are genuine differences, and I don't think it is sexist to acknowledge that.
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Shirley wrote: You hear countless stories from adult girls about how traumatizing some adolescent sexual experience with an adult was and how it still haunts them. Somehow, unless it's male-on-male rape, you really never hear adult men complain about how banging their teacher/friend's mom/lonely neighbor/etc ruined their life.
Think about the reaction a man would get if he openly discussed how banging his buddy's mom or a teacher as a teenager screwed up his life. If you put yourself back into your 15 year old mindset and ability to handle adult situations, I think it could screw you up. The power balance is totally fucked up, and I don't see how a kid could get their brain around the situation. I think it is completely different than awkwardly fumbling around with a girl your own age. I think there is a greater sense of violation for girls, physical and emotional. There are genuine differences, and I don't think it is sexist to acknowledge that.
Yeah, I'm not claiming it would always be OK. Just not nearly as traumatizing as it is for young girls.

That said, banging your buddy's mom brings in a whole different set of problems that are likely way worse than the actual sex or seduction.
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Shirley wrote: You hear countless stories from adult girls about how traumatizing some adolescent sexual experience with an adult was and how it still haunts them. Somehow, unless it's male-on-male rape, you really never hear adult men complain about how banging their teacher/friend's mom/lonely neighbor/etc ruined their life.
Think about the reaction a man would get if he openly discussed how banging his buddy's mom or a teacher as a teenager screwed up his life. If you put yourself back into your 15 year old mindset and ability to handle adult situations, I think it could screw you up. The power balance is totally fucked up, and I don't see how a kid could get their brain around the situation. I think it is completely different than awkwardly fumbling around with a girl your own age. I think there is a greater sense of violation for girls, physical and emotional. There are genuine differences, and I don't think it is sexist to acknowledge that.
Yeah, I'm not claiming it would always be OK. Just not nearly as traumatizing as it is for young girls.

That said, banging your buddy's mom brings in a whole different set of problems that are likely way worse than the actual sex or seduction.
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I had a friend's girlfriend's mom kinda make moves on me when I was 17 and I didn't even realize it. She took me to the movies and out to eat, but nothing happened and nothing ever crossed my mind. I was house-sitting for my girlfriend's family and I told them when they got back. Their reaction made me realize how creepy it probably was. I wouldn't have done anything then, but looking back, I wish I would have. My tastes have changed.
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    Shirley wrote:I'm still not convinced that any of these are harmful to these boys, at least not the sex. If the older woman gets clingy and manipulative, that could be a problem. But fucking your buddy's hot mom? Probably not the worst thing to happen to a 15-year-old boy. (now the friend finding out - which I'm guessing is what happened here - that's a different story)
    Big timely article in the paper here this past weekend.

    I have a friend who knows this guy (or knew of him in HS, well enough that in another timely happenstance this past weekend a friend of a friend asked if the teacher from the article above could tag along to party at my friend's house (the answer was no)) and he has absolutely no sympathy for the guy.
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    The grossest part of that whole gross story was the girl's mom.
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