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Which Friend dies first?

Chandler
10
48%
Joey
4
19%
Monica
0
No votes
Phoebe
2
10%
Rachel
1
5%
Ross
4
19%
 
Total votes: 21

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Ross is just too high strung.
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Joey is a mouth-breathing imbecile.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:26 am Joey is a mouth-breathing imbecile.
With a heart of gold!

But to your point, if he at least made it to 2017 he'll be fine.
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I think Monica kills Chandler in their early 50s
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Phoebe, because a pimp spit in her mouth.
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Plus, she’ll come back as a ghost and reside in one of her paintings.

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Friends is a terrible show
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Which Friend kills Bronto first?
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Ross while they're moving the mattress again
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Brontoburglar wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:28 am Friends is a terrible show
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You guys are too young! It's not great, it's unrealistic, but it was part of the 90s!
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A_B wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:58 am You guys are too young! It's not great, it's unrealistic, but it was part of the 90s!
I think this was my How I Met Your Mother. I was just too young to relate to 20somethings in 1995 or whatever, but it was perfect timing for me when HIMYM came on.
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A_B wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:58 am You guys are too young! It's not great, it's unrealistic, but it was part of the 90s!
And I think I'm too old. Never much of a fan, but it wasn't "King of Queens" bad.
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BSF21 wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:09 am
A_B wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:58 am You guys are too young! It's not great, it's unrealistic, but it was part of the 90s!
I think this was my How I Met Your Mother. I was just too young to relate to 20somethings in 1995 or whatever, but it was perfect timing for me when HIMYM came on.
This is probably perfect. Because I never cared for that show!
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Rachel .drug issues related to depression (exact opposite of her role as Polly Prince). Maybe Chandler from a heart attack.
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There was a discussion somewhere about which Friend would be the most likely to be the murderer if the cast was put in a scary movie - I think it was Le Batard. For some reason, NO ONE said Monica, which is the only answer.
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Also the last episode aired in 2004. It's one of those shows that's strongly associated with a particular time but went on far longer than people remember. Sort of like how Happy Days lasted until 1984.
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Chandler would be the first to die and I'd bet Matthew Perry is absolutely the first to die in "real life".
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I have a different answer real life versus show.
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mister d wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:32 am I have a different answer real life versus show.
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brian wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:25 am Chandler would be the first to die and I'd bet Matthew Perry is absolutely the first to die in "real life".
I voted Chandler thinking it was real-life. On the show, it's absolutely Joey. Either heart attack or AIDS.
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Real: Chandler

Show: Phoebe

Kill the rest: Absolutely Monica (rage + knife skills)
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Or Joey is murdered by a pissed-off husband.
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Monica would kill all the men and then stage their bodies in a real-life foosball display where the referee is a cardboard cutout of her fat high school self.
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Giff wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:39 am
brian wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:25 am Chandler would be the first to die and I'd bet Matthew Perry is absolutely the first to die in "real life".
I voted Chandler thinking it was real-life. On the show, it's absolutely Joey. Either heart attack or AIDS.
i also voted matthew perry thinking it was real life. I realize its hypocritical to bet against a recovering addict, but to quote a line from Deadpool...

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Show: Ross, heart attack or suicide.

Real Life: Perry.

And in real life, Matt Leblanc is supposed to be unnaturally chill. He lives to 97.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:14 am Show: Ross, heart attack or suicide.

Real Life: Perry.

And in real life, Matt Leblanc is supposed to be unnaturally chill. He lives to 97.
If you watch the show "Episodes," he plays a very funny version of himself.
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A_B wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:58 am You guys are too young! It's not great, it's unrealistic, but it was part of the 90s!

I'm in the wheelhouse, but I was much much more of a Seinfeld guy.

My wife LOVES Friends and will queue it up once and while. I walk past and chuckle at some joke..and she'll say "See, it's funny!" Well sure, it's a sitcom with jokes...there are parts that are funny.

Also, I really hate David Schwimmer.
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I'd be curious about his career if he was never cast on the show because you can't separate him from Ross. "Ross playing Robert Kardashian", etc.
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He's basically the same guy in Band of Brothers.
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I wasn't a Friends fan when it was on, but that's more because I found half of them to be annoying pricks. And unlike say Always Sunny, they weren't funny enough or got their comeuppance enough to justify it.
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No exaggeration, it's a source of great joy between my wife and I for the various inside jokes our love of that show has spawned. Plus we one the Gellar Cup at a Friends trivia contest last year. I agree with many of the criticisms of the show, but they all seem kinda too deep for what's a 22-minute escape from reality. Anyway, I think it holds up great which is very rare for sitcoms from that time period.
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