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Yup.
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This really sucks because dead men tell no tales.
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Six shotgun blasts to the chest. Worst case of suicide they’d ever seen.
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Must follow the do not read replies on twitter rule (Another Clinton Murder)
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:24 am This really sucks because dead men tell no tales.
Yup. Unless Gislaine Maxell gets prosecuted and then talks, a lot of bad actors are breathing a sigh of relief now.

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Yeah, pretty convenient for all involved, huh?
Totally Kafkaesque
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This part of it could be good?


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He died the way he lived; with people looking the other way.
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The only people that seem to think that this was a suicide are the news organizations' headlines.

Everyone else is calling bullshit because of how strict suicide watch actually is.

This is fucked.
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I doubt he was even on suicide watch. The previous attempt was 3 weeks ago- it is likely that a determination was made in that time that he was no longer an imminent risk.

I hope they can charge Maxwell. I hope these victims get to see *someone* held accountable for this depravity.

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Seems similar to Pentangeli.
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Interesting thread:

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Pretty wild you can’t 100% rule out two of the last four presidents in the death of a wealthy pedophile.
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How’s a prisoner who demonstrated a suicide attempt not three weeks ago (while awaiting trial, mind you) not deemed a suicide risk?

My guess is it’s a lot easier for the FBI to investigate the why here rather than look at Trump for raping a 13 year old.
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mister d wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:36 pm Pretty wild you can’t 100% rule out two of the last four presidents in the death of a wealthy pedophile.
Don’t forget that Epstein first got his break into the inner circle of NYC high-society when he hired to teach at the Dalton School by Donald Barr, the father of the current USAG. Barr hired Epstein even though he was a college dropout, which is one of the many strange mysteries about this whole story.
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I have never been one for conspiracy theories, but come on!

From Harry Litman, a Washington Post contributing columnist, is a former U.S. attorney and deputy assistant attorney general. He teaches constitutional law and national security law at the University of California at Los Angeles School of Law and the University of California at San Diego Department of Political Science:

Jeffrey Epstein’s apparent suicide is unfathomable
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Before his death, I read something interesting saying he was an Israeli spy which could explain how he was protected and how he got some positions and money
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Another good point:

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EdRomero wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:58 pm Before his death, I read something interesting saying he was an Israeli spy which could explain how he was protected and how he got some positions and money
He wouldn't need to be a spy - dude had cash and info about powerful people's crimes (financial and sexual).

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The conspiracy theory is that was the spy strategy -- take advantage of pervs with power. Earn money and protection as a result. Maybe I read too many spy novels.
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Along with Prince Andrew, Bill Richardson and Senator Mitchell were named. Just prominent Dems being named leads to other conspiracy theories.

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EdRomero wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:09 pm The conspiracy theory is that was the spy strategy -- take advantage of pervs with power. Earn money and protection as a result. Maybe I read too many spy novels.
The Israeli spy theory is based in large part on the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell’s father, Robert Maxwell, was suspected to have been a Mossad agent. Robert Maxwell also apparently had some links to British and Soviet intelligence.
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brian wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:03 pm Another good point:

“Epstein’s body and all video covering the immediate vicinity was incinerated within 30 minutes in accordance with Jewish tradition.”
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It'll surprise no one to know that the President of The United States of America retweeted this.

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Is this where we have an honest talk about conspiracy theories? Like I kinda believe we never landed on the moon, but I wouldn’t put a big bet on it. This not being a suicide however ...
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I can't believe all the people buying that he's dead.
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Rex wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:16 pm I can't believe all the people buying that he's dead.
No good Jew would hang himself on Shabbos.
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This is about the size of things.

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Rex wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:16 pm I can't believe all the people buying that he's dead.
Also this and I’m terrified my brain is dead.
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mister d wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:27 pm Is this where we have an honest talk about conspiracy theories? Like I kinda believe we never landed on the moon, but I wouldn’t put a big bet on it. This not being a suicide however ...
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mister d wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:57 pm
brian wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:03 pm Another good point:

“Epstein’s body and all video covering the immediate vicinity was incinerated within 30 minutes in accordance with Jewish tradition.”
Is this a joke, or are you actually quoting something you read? Pretty sure practicing Jews don't do cremation.
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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This is cute:
Donald Barr is AG William Barr's dad

Donald Barr was in the OSS, which was the precursor to the CIA

Donald Barr gave Epstein his first job as a math teacher in an elite, politically connected school, even though Epstein did not have any qualifications or even a college degree.

Donald Barr wrote a book called Space Relations about a race of aliens that are so rich they become bored with everything and start a sex slavery ring and are also aroused by fear
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Trump and his dimwitted son actively promoting a conspiracy theory about a former president unfuckingbelievable. We're well beyond 25th amendment time.
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:54 pm
mister d wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:57 pm
brian wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:03 pm Another good point:

“Epstein’s body and all video covering the immediate vicinity was incinerated within 30 minutes in accordance with Jewish tradition.”
Is this a joke, or are you actually quoting something you read? Pretty sure practicing Jews don't do cremation.
Pretty sure practicing Jews shouldn’t fuck kids either, but here we are.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:23 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:18 am Seems similar to Pentangeli.
Former mobster says Bill Barr made a secret visit to jail before Epstein’s death: ‘Something’s not right there’
For a second I thought that said Bill Burr and that did indeed give me pause...
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