Jeffrey Epstein

Joe K · Post by **Joe K** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:04 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:26 pm This is a wild interview: https://www.motherjones.com/crime-justi ... -sick-pal/

Absurd. Poor Jeffrey and his “medical condition.” This whole Epstein story, and the comments from all his rich buddies, is one of the best arguments for aggressively redistributionist socialism that I’ve ever seen.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:38 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:51 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:23 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:18 am Seems similar to Pentangeli.
Former mobster says Bill Barr made a secret visit to jail before Epstein’s death: ‘Something’s not right there’
For a second I thought that said Bill Burr and that did indeed give me pause...

D'oh Jeeezzzussss.

Maybe if the MCC used Zip...................RECRUITAHH they wouldn't have had such terrible workers the day Epstein died.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:19 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:26 pm This is a wild interview: https://www.motherjones.com/crime-justi ... -sick-pal/

That is bizarre. First I thought the guy was fucking with the interviewer, then I thought he was a scatterbrained old man. Maybe a bot of both.

Side note, I learned nymphomania refers specifically to females, an the male equivalent disorder is called satyriasis.

Post by **brian** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:51 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:19 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:26 pm This is a wild interview: https://www.motherjones.com/crime-justi ... -sick-pal/
That is bizarre. First I thought the guy was fucking with the interviewer, then I thought he was a scatterbrained old man. Maybe a bot of both.

Side note, I learned nymphomania refers specifically to females, an the male equivalent disorder is called satyriasis.

Have you never seen The Big Lebowski??

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:08 pm

brian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:51 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:19 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:26 pm This is a wild interview: https://www.motherjones.com/crime-justi ... -sick-pal/
That is bizarre. First I thought the guy was fucking with the interviewer, then I thought he was a scatterbrained old man. Maybe a bot of both.

Side note, I learned nymphomania refers specifically to females, an the male equivalent disorder is called satyriasis.
Have you never seen The Big Lebowski??

About 20 years ago... Don't remember the reference.

Post by **brian** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:34 pm

It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these.

— Maude Lebowski

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:08 am

Funny that a guy named "The Sybian" wouldn't know that, especially after it was explained in detail through one of the great works of art in our era. You are sentenced to 10 repeated viewings of "Logjammin'".

[+] spoiler: He doesn't fix the cable.

Joe K · Post by **Joe K** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 1:47 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:08 pm

Word?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:34 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:08 pmWord?

Powerful point rass. Excellent.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:24 pm

I do well at those types of jokes.

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:29 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:24 pm I do well at those types of jokes.

You Excel with those jokes

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:39 pm

It looks like you might have made your joke too subtle. Would you like to:

A. Let it go?
B. Call out the person who repeated it?
C. Make another Microsoft joke?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:57 pm

Outlook hazy try again.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:26 pm

Ohhhhh. Microsoft. Now I get it.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:35 pm

But I bet Bill Gates was microhard when he was having sex with underage girls, amiright?

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:19 pm

1) The meme where this is happening is an all timer. It's truly the first time in a long time where all sides agree on something -- that this dude was murdered.

2)

Best comment I've seen anywhere:

"Even the story about Epstein didn't kill itself."

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:40 pm

Soon to be fired staffer or ...

Post by **brian** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:03 pm

I honestly don't know where Occam's Razor is on the Epstein thing, but I will say if he was killed it's a hell of a lot more likely it was by Trump or Trump-associated figures in a building essentially controlled by Trump's justice department than it was good old Killary.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:14 pm

brian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:03 pm I honestly don't know where Occam's Razor is on the Epstein thing, but I will say if he was killed it's a hell of a lot more likely it was by Trump or Trump-associated figures in a building essentially controlled by Trump's justice department than it was good old Killary.

Everyone can agree on the basics!

Post by **brian** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:22 pm

Well, Gosar is implying that Hillary did it. He's a first-rate nutbag of course, but still. It's always a little unsettling how much of the GOP platform these days is based on Fox News conspiracy theories.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:26 pm

brian wrote: ↑Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:22 pm Well, Gosar is implying that Hillary did it. He's a first-rate nutbag of course, but still. It's always a little unsettling how much of the GOP platform these days is based on Fox News conspiracy theories.

Yes I think that’s what the majority of the memes being shared think too.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:27 pm

Learning that he signed off on his last will and testament the day before was the clincher for me that he died by his own hand.

The only Occam's Razor I could see is this was possibly a Frankie Pentangeli situation where someone convinced him that if he offed himself his loved ones would be taken care of.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:31 am

Prince Andrew: I thought staying with Epstein was 'honourable thing'

What a scumbag.

Correction - What an honourable man...

“I admit fully my judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”

Joe K · Post by **Joe K** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:40 am

That might be the single worst apology in the history of apologies.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:21 pm

This guy is going to bring down a 1,000 year old monarchy and yet Trump will be reelected.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:38 pm

Prince Andrew showed what true power is: turning a blind eye to abuse

At least Trump had to work to get ahead. (At least compared to this asshole...)

That alibi clearly was his one bright idea, meant to convey his otherworldliness rather than his unearned privilege.

Sarah Ferguson, who once took £15,000 off Epstein, helpfully tweeted about the trustworthiness of her ex. The royal family once blamed a lot of his behaviour on her, the toe-sucking leech. In the years after their divorce she came close to bankruptcy.

The ever-honourable Andrew is still clearly mates with Epstein’s ex-girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell (seen in the background of that notorious photograph with Giuffre). And Andrew continues to show a complete lack of empathy for all the victims of Epstein – a friend he liked so much he had to spend a week breaking up with him. What did we expect from a man with the self-awareness of a whelk?

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:21 am

I guess his nickname Randy Andy was well earned.

Joe K · Post by **Joe K** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:21 am

I’m still trying to process the fact that he actually went with “I’m physically incapable of sweating” for his alibi.

Joe K · Post by **Joe K** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:20 pm

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm

Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:53 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.

Nope - scumbag is 8th in line to the throne.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:56 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.
Nope - scumbag is 8th in line to the throne.

Howzat? Charles is the heir, and Andrew is Charles' eldest son.

ETA: Never mind - I was thinking of Prince William.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:59 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:56 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.
Nope - scumbag is 8th in line to the throne.
Howzat? Charles is the heir, and Andrew is Charles' eldest son.

Oh, Dear. He's Charles's brother.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:02 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:56 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.
Nope - scumbag is 8th in line to the throne.
Howzat? Charles is the heir, and Andrew is Charles' eldest son.

ETA: Never mind - I was thinking of Prince William.

It works that Charlie's kids are the next up. So it would be William then Harry, and then THEIR kids, starting with Willy's oldest.

So, like was said, Andrew is next up after that group, #8.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:03 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:56 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.
Nope - scumbag is 8th in line to the throne.
Howzat? Charles is the heir, and Andrew is Charles' eldest son.

ETA: Never mind - I was thinking of Prince William.

It works that Charlie's kids are the next up. So it would be William then Harry, and then THEIR kids, starting with Willy's oldest.

So, like was said, as Charlie's brother (not son) Andrew is next up after that group, #8.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:03 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:02 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:56 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.
Nope - scumbag is 8th in line to the throne.
Howzat? Charles is the heir, and Andrew is Charles' eldest son.

ETA: Never mind - I was thinking of Prince William.
It works that Charlie's kids are the next up. So it would be William then Harry, and then THEIR kids, starting with Willy's oldest.

So, like was said, Andrew is next up after that group, #8.

I think all of Williams kids are in front of Harry.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:04 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:03 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:02 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:56 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:17 pm Dude will be King of England in ten years or so.
Nope - scumbag is 8th in line to the throne.
Howzat? Charles is the heir, and Andrew is Charles' eldest son.

ETA: Never mind - I was thinking of Prince William.
It works that Charlie's kids are the next up. So it would be William then Harry, and then THEIR kids, starting with Willy's oldest.

So, like was said, Andrew is next up after that group, #8.
I think all of Williams kids are in front of Harry.

Yeah, good call. Just looked it up.

I'm proud of us for not really knowing this stuff.

That said, I'm watching The Crown and loving it... So this is a nice little refresher.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:06 pm

I quickly put in an ETA noting that I was wrong, but thanks for the 20 subsequent posts, anyway.

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:09 pm

Joe K wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:21 am I’m still trying to process the fact that he actually went with “I’m physically incapable of sweating” for his alibi.

He has the butler do it for him.