2019 College Football Thread

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The R for the LSU-Alabama game is an acquaintance of mine. He lives in the Northern VA area, son plays lacrosse, and we got him out officiating lacrosse with our association this past spring.
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So did prez get boo'd?
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From what I’ve read, mostly no.
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Here you go. For later on when he whines that the media didn’t report on his warm reception at the game.

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I thought the LSU fans were booing but it turns out they were just saying “Bo”
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That will teach him to not be part of the establishment.
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How has more not been made of the fact that fucking Amway is the poll sponsor?
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A_B wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:39 am Ohio State sits stud DE Chase young for game against Maryland due to potential NCAA violation.
Don't worry, his four-game suspension has been reduced to two, meaning he'll sit out games against (checks notes) Maryland and Rutgers, but be back in time for when Ohio State plays (checks notes) Penn State and Michigan.

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ND disrespecting the troops
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Some really ominous sounding reports coming out about Tua’s hip injury.
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Joe K wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:21 pm Some really ominous sounding reports coming out about Tua’s hip injury.
Yeah is it like the Vikings receiver that nearly lost a leg?
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I hear hip I think Bo.
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This guy seems legit and if true this kind of hip injury is apparently career threatening.
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Man, it's great to beat the ever loving shit out of State.

Fuck that program, fuck that coach. Nice people go to MSU, but they are now staring at the wrong side of this rivalry and given recruiting trends...

We are back on the orbit I am accustomed to. All is right again.
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Joe K wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:44 pm
This guy seems legit and if true this kind of hip injury is apparently career threatening.
ESPN now reporting the same regarding Tua’s injury. That’s a pretty terrible injury and it’s absolutely ridiculous that the NCAA’s amateurism model means that Tua’s career could be irreparably damaged before earning a single paycheck. The guy is the best QB in the history of the biggest of all powerhouse programs, and surely generated a ton or revenue for Bama and the NCAA just from his performance in the second half of the 2018 title game alone.
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Fuck, I hate Baylor so, so much.
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Go Bombers: https://theithacan.org/sports/football- ... e-stadium/

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Harvard Yale game delayed due to student climate change protest -- Mr. Burns will not be happy.
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Justin Herbert is very tall and looks like he's gonna be a bust in the NFL. Welcome to the Broncos Justin.
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EdRomero wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:35 pm Harvard Yale game delayed due to student climate change protest -- Mr. Burns will not be happy.
Good for them. Harvard and Yale use that game as a centerpiece of their fundraising efforts so it’s a smart move for the protestors to counter with their message in favor of fossil fuel divestment.
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degenerasian wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:03 pm Justin Herbert is very tall and looks like he's gonna be a bust in the NFL. Welcome to the Broncos Justin.
Man, that hurts.

Because your prediction is probably going to be spot on..
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Texas A&M becomes the first college football team in history to face the #1 team in the AP Poll three times in a season next week. (Clemson & Alabama)
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If you told me after the Wiskey game that MI would have a punchers chance against Ohio, I would've farted at you.

After the last 4 games?

The offense is clicking and the D is flying. Not predicting a win, but a month ago, I wasn't even going to tune in. Now I'm paying attention, at least.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:28 am If you told me after the Wiskey game that MI would have a punchers chance against Ohio, I would've farted at you.

After the last 4 games?

The offense is clicking and the D is flying. Not predicting a win, but a month ago, I wasn't even going to tune in. Now I'm paying attention, at least.
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I'm also psyched the game isn't airing on Fox.

So incredibly tired of the same narratives being trotted out, different graphics all telling me how a coach that has a chance to go 4 of 5 years with 10 wins is some kind of disappointing failure.

But for one of the flukiest flukes in all the land, he's 4 of 5 against MSU. And by all appearances, (in-state) recruiting being a huge factor, the pendulum has swung all the way back to MI domination of this rivalry.

I get that he needs to beat OSU. Of course. But from what he inherited, and where OSU is as a program these days (top 5 elite level)... Most fans with functional cognitive abilities see this for what it is.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:54 am I'm also psyched the game isn't airing on Fox.
Sorry to disappoint, but the game is being aired by Fox.
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I will be listening to either the Ann Arbor feed or the soundtrack from Mad Max on a loop. Situation dependent.
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Rutgers football is a damn embarrassment.

ETA: my wife’s boss is now a former RU football season ticket holder (had been since 2006)
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Ole Miss with an all-time ridiculous loss tonight. Down 21-14 to Miss St with seconds remaining, score TD, pretend to piss like a dog in endzone, get penalized, then miss the XP.

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Talk about laying an egg (bowl).
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Talk about pissing away a victory.
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If Michigan State wins today it’s possible all five Michigan FBS teams go bowling for the first time ever.
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Surely this is it for Harbaugh. Cant lose to Ohio State 5 years in a row.
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People that think Harbaugh isn't an M lifer just don't get it. Not that he'll ever beat OSU, but folks that want to pontificate don't really understand.

M will NEVER fire Harbaugh. And unless he just gets super frustrated by the disparity, this is Jim's DREAM JOB.

If you paid any amount of attention to me when they were recruiting Harbaugh you'd know I'm extremely consistent on this. You have to grow up in Ann Arbor during the Bo years to get it. You are brainwashed, straight up.
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Yeah Harbaugh isn’t going anywhere unless he wants an NFL job. He may or may not but there’s literally zero chance he’s fired. Literally zero and I know what literally means.
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Win or lose today I’m failing to see why Alabama should be in a four-team playoff.
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brian wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:09 pm Win or lose today I’m failing to see why Alabama should be in a four-team playoff.
I said the same thing five minutes ago.
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Right? I mean there’s unquestionably talent there but this is not a team that should be picked over most one-loss teams.
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