NFL 2019 week 1 - the fuck AB?

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Take that thread title as you will.

Let’s see if one sport is still worthy of a weekly thread.
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The left guard for the packers may just want to go ahead and retire after what happened to him on 3rd down in the packers’ first possession. Skates.
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Season opener picking up right where the Super Bowl left off.
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Give the Bears and Packers credit for playing to a 1919 score.
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I really can’t even listen to Al Michaels any more. It’s not only that he’s a right-wing turd but declaring the Packers “back” after a game that was frankly very poorly played by both teams is beyond ridiculous. But the narratives must be pushed.
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Hey guys! A 15 year old high school student died at football practice today. Don’t worry, they postponed the game scheduled for tomorrow until Saturday.
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brian wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:39 pm Season opener picking up right where the Super Bowl left off.
Yep. I want those three hours of my life back.
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Every NFL game should be good
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My favorite yearly tradition: people sad that there's no football for 7 months only to be like "this shit fucking sucks" after the first game/first set of games that may be boring.
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For what it’s worth, the NFL has sucked for years.
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EnochRoot wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:39 pm Hey guys! A 15 year old high school student died at football practice today. Don’t worry, they postponed the game scheduled for tomorrow until Saturday.
“We are playing for him now. Talk is cheap and we are playing for more than talk. He was our brother.”

I'm sure they will make helmet stickers. Last year a kid in Georgia died on after a hit in a game. Everyone paused respectfully before they got back to business.
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They don't have to let it linger
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The best thing from last night is knowing that Trubisky hasn't received a contract extension.

But, hey, they traded up to take him in the same draft where Mahomes and DeShaun Watson went in the next ten picks.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:34 amBut, hey, they traded up to take him in the same draft where Mahomes and DeShaun Watson went in the next ten picks.
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Sabo wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:40 am
brian wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:39 pm Season opener picking up right where the Super Bowl left off.
Yep. I want those three hours of my life back.
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LOL, AB going to play.
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Giff wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:02 pm LOL, AB going to play.
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This shit is hilarious.

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Sounding like an announcer here and stating the obvious - but this in a nutshell shows the difference between a well run organization and a shambolic one.

Not following the Steelers particularly closely, I had no idea that AB was anything but one of the top 3 receivers in the league. At least not until the very end of last season.

Since he's become a Raider it's been nothing but drama and insanity.
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Either he’s gone or Mayock is gone before Monday night, right?
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Or maybe I’m giving Gruden too much credit.
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He wasn't always a problem was he?

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A few of these can change a man.



Also, if you watch the video, it's interesting to remember just how bad a color commentator Phil Simms was.
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If he really wants to play, he should probably do that no matter what. Wouldn’t be surprised if he looks for the most money, which if anyone else wants him won’t be NE. Probably.
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Every twitter theorist has AB going to the Pats. They have $11 million in cap space, so they definitely have room for a "one year, no bonus, veteran's minimum, cut you any time" contract.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:33 am Every twitter theorist has AB going to the Pats. They have $11 million in cap space, so they definitely have room for a "one year, no bonus, veteran's minimum, cut you any time" contract.
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NFL might pay a premium to get him in a Pats uni by tomorrow night, actually.
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I don't see him going to the Pats; no specific reason, just a gut feeling. Two teams I thought of were the Browns and Chiefs, but I don't know what their cap situations are.

edit: maybe my memory is sugar coating things, but AB seems to be in a worse place than Dillon and Moss were. Gordon seems like he's always been a good teammate and worker with a drug problem, so it's not as comparable for me.
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