NFL 2019 week 1 - the fuck AB?

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That show is just garbage.

I've read Hill's article and she makes a lot of good points. However I think shes only looking at the top elite athlete aspect, not the overall school aspect.
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degenerasian wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:05 pm That show is just garbage.

I've read Hill's article and she makes a lot of good points. However I think shes only looking at the top elite athlete aspect, not the overall school aspect.
I actually think she is thinking about overall. And in fact it may be her main point?
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A_B wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:12 pm
degenerasian wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:05 pm That show is just garbage.

I've read Hill's article and she makes a lot of good points. However I think shes only looking at the top elite athlete aspect, not the overall school aspect.
I actually think she is thinking about overall. And in fact it may be her main point?
But if you're planning to be a scientist or doctor, youd want to go to the best schools. HBCUs dont have the resources yet. Maybe black graduates of the best schools can one day come back to fund or teach.
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You don't need but so much to excel in sports. Pretty much a great coach and everything else works itself out so long as you've got the talent. Some of the private HBCUs do have serious financial questions (pay my bill assholes!) but there are plenty of state HBCUs and if those don't have the resources then there are some serious questions to be asked of your legislators.

And yeah if I want to be a wall street banker then I might not go the HBCU route but I'm quite sure those schools still put out a lot if not most black doctors and scientists. But it is a monumental failure that an HBCU hasn't been in a final four. Even today, all you need is 2-3 of the right guys and you're there. Could ride that forever. The path is there since MEAC gets an automatic bid. Just find two guys. Kind of absurd really.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:30 pm You don't need but so much to excel in sports. Pretty much a great coach and everything else works itself out so long as you've got the talent. Some of the private HBCUs do have serious financial questions (pay my bill assholes!) but there are plenty of state HBCUs and if those don't have the resources then there are some serious questions to be asked of your legislators.

And yeah if I want to be a wall street banker then I might not go the HBCU route but I'm quite sure those schools still put out a lot if not most black doctors and scientists. But it is a monumental failure that an HBCU hasn't been in a final four. Even today, all you need is 2-3 of the right guys and you're there. Could ride that forever. The path is there since MEAC gets an automatic bid. Just find two guys. Kind of absurd really.
Hill used the example of Zion. If Zion went to MEAC school. If they go to the tournament and even win a game or two.

Is he the first overall pick? Is there enough exposure? Duke is always on TV.
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The second pick played for Murray State
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degenerasian wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:56 pm
HaulCitgo wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:30 pm You don't need but so much to excel in sports. Pretty much a great coach and everything else works itself out so long as you've got the talent. Some of the private HBCUs do have serious financial questions (pay my bill assholes!) but there are plenty of state HBCUs and if those don't have the resources then there are some serious questions to be asked of your legislators.

And yeah if I want to be a wall street banker then I might not go the HBCU route but I'm quite sure those schools still put out a lot if not most black doctors and scientists. But it is a monumental failure that an HBCU hasn't been in a final four. Even today, all you need is 2-3 of the right guys and you're there. Could ride that forever. The path is there since MEAC gets an automatic bid. Just find two guys. Kind of absurd really.
Hill used the example of Zion. If Zion went to MEAC school. If they go to the tournament and even win a game or two.

Is he the first overall pick? Is there enough exposure? Duke is always on TV.
Zion would've been the #1 pick if he played for a tribal leaders' league in Afghanistan.
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LeBron James went to a more obscure college than that. (But yes, if LeBron had gone to Akron for a year he still would have been #1 overall.)

Not to be cynical but guys at that level care more about marketing than politics. And I can’t blame them. They’re 18. Too bad Bobby Seals’ kids didn’t turn out to have LeBron or Kevin Garnett’s genetic gifts.
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brian wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:21 pm LeBron James went to a more obscure college than that. (But yes, if LeBron had gone to Akron for a year he still would have been #1 overall.)

Not to be cynical but guys at that level care more about marketing than politics. And I can’t blame them. They’re 18. Too bad Bobby Seals’ kids didn’t turn out to have LeBron or Kevin Garnett’s genetic gifts.
St Vincent is a college now?

And you can’t totally compare basketball to other sports. There’s enough tape against decent competition in basketball hat you can see the talent easier than in football.
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The college thing was pointing out that generational players like Zion and LeBron could have gone to JUCO schools even and still be drafted #1. Going to Howard or Grambling would be 10 steps up from that.
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Bryce Harper literally went that route.
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brian wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:31 pm Bryce Harper literally went that route.
And he went undrafted in the NBA. Point degen.
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