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I have been watching Germany vs the Dutch off and on. Have not see a single of the 5 goals.
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So Russia (which is qualified and hosting some games) may have a problem on both fronts. Bet they wimp out on the bans.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/08/spor ... -2020.html
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:46 am So Russia (which is qualified and hosting some games) may have a problem on both fronts. Bet they wimp out on the bans.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/08/spor ... -2020.html


Just like in the 2018 World Cup.
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Not as if they haven't got previous

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England play their 1,000th international game today
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Spain win 7-0 with seven different scorers
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Wow!

Out on a limb here to say that the Dutch will be in the knockout round.
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Pruitt wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:55 pm Wow!

Out on a limb here to say that the Dutch will be in the knockout round.
The Ukraine is weak!
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brian wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:13 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:55 pm Wow!

Out on a limb here to say that the Dutch will be in the knockout round.
The Ukraine is weak!
I was about to type this. Wonder how many others thought of the same joke?
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Let's meet the mascot, Skillzy!

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Title needs to be The Official 2020 UEFA European Football Championship that is happening in 2021 in too many cities Thread.
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Jumped on Turkey double chance at +145
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Who's the random keyboard dude jamming with The Edge?
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P.D.X. wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:50 pm Who's the random keyboard dude jamming with The Edge?
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Whistle when your team has the ball. Whistle when the other team has the ball. wtf
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That’s setting a precedent for the use (or non-use) of VAR on handballs
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I guess it's OK if that's not a handball as long as they're consistent in not calling that a handball for the rest of the tournament.

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I'm surprised VAR didn't call down to have the ref take a second look at that. Distance probably saves the Turkish defender as it's impossible to get the arm out of the way.
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Immobile strikes me as an ironic name for a footballer...
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 3:26 pm Immobile strikes me as an ironic name for a footballer...
Especially when he's the faster guy on the team.
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Feels like 90-10 possession.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 3:26 pm Immobile strikes me as an ironic name for a footballer...
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I heard that ESPN inexplicably didn't show Andrea Bocelli. So here you go.

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And its wild seeing an almost full stadium...
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And nae mention of a Braithewaite?
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A Danish player just collapsed with convulsions. It looks really bad. The other players and lots of fans look stunned.

Hopefully it’s “only” some kind of seizure.

Fuck.

Edit: I think it’s Christian Eriksen.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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It is Eriksen.

I don't know if he got hit or what, but when he was lying on the ground, his eyes were wide open and the pupils were dilated. Medical officials were doing CPR on him, and they used the electric paddles on him at least once.

Just a horrible thing to see unfold live on TV.
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Holy shit...
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Sabo wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:01 pm It is Eriksen.

I don't know if he got hit or what, but when he was lying on the ground, his eyes were wide open and the pupils were dilated. Medical officials were doing CPR on him, and they used the electric paddles on him at least once.

Just a horrible thing to see unfold live on TV.
He didn’t get hit. He started collapsing as the ball was being thrown in to him.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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His teammate's surrounding him to keep the cameras from seeing things...

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Immediate flashback to watching the Grosjean F1 crash last year and the horror quickly growing that you might have just seen someone die. At least with that it was resolved relatively quickly.

Seeing chest compressions for that long still on the pitch, and stretchered off with curtains around and no news...
this is so scary.
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Just turned it on. Was out for walk.
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Can they drive an ambulance onto the field?

If they can, but didn’t …
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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That sounds pretty reliable. Thank god.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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