NFL Week 2

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NFL Week 2

Post by Pruitt » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:32 pm

Pats -19 on the road!

In week 2!!
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by A_B » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:19 pm

The fuck AB?
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by rass » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:23 pm

A_B wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:19 pm
The fuck AB?
Dammit, too slow.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by brian » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:25 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:32 pm
Pats -19 on the road!

In week 2!!
Good god. Take the points. This is the NFL.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by A_B » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:27 pm

rass wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:23 pm
A_B wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:19 pm
The fuck AB?
Dammit, too slow.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Johnnie » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:37 pm

Well, so much for being excited for next Sunday.

When a federal lawsuit against you for rape surfaces, I'm out. Nope.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by brian » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:44 pm

Yeah, this is bad. I think I know people who know this woman (a LOT of CMU grads from the PT there program work for Cirque de Soleil, at least four I know of). I tend to believe women by default but I can’t imagine a PT professional “getting confused” about appropriateness or any other excuse you want to confirm on a man.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by A_B » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:49 pm

So much for a happy ending for the pats.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by brian » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:05 pm

I read $9M from the Pats was guaranteed, so if nothing else you have to appreciate the possibility of three teams in the same conference all trying to claw back eight figure sums from one player who played for all three in the same league year.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by brian » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:34 pm

Also, not sure if a player has ever gone from no-doubt first ballot Hall of Famer to never likely making it faster. Even Pete Rose would have been closer if he was eligible.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Pruitt » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:38 pm

brian wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:25 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:32 pm
Pats -19 on the road!

In week 2!!
Good god. Take the points. This is the NFL.
Got to.

Just did some research - the favourites in the 11 biggest spreads in NFL history are 2-9.

Three biggest road favourites re 0-3.

Taking Miami... but not near the top in my confidence pool.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Johnnie » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:44 pm

I haven't listened to the latest PMT, but it looks like Gronk trolled everyone.



Edit

Yup. Hilarious.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Shirley » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:52 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:37 pm
Well, so much for being excited for next Sunday.

When a federal lawsuit against you for rape surfaces, I'm out. Nope.
I'm not defending AB here. At all. But I don't think a lawsuit being federal means anything special. It's still just a private lawsuit. It's not like the FBI is going after him or anything.

Lawyers can correct me if I'm wrong.

But yeah, that's a hell of a week for AB.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by govmentchedda » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:32 am

Shirley wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:52 pm
Johnnie wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:37 pm
Well, so much for being excited for next Sunday.

When a federal lawsuit against you for rape surfaces, I'm out. Nope.
I'm not defending AB here. At all. But I don't think a lawsuit being federal means anything special. It's still just a private lawsuit. It's not like the FBI is going after him or anything.

Lawyers can correct me if I'm wrong.

But yeah, that's a hell of a week for AB.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Johnnie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:37 am

But still. I just feel gross about it now. He's counter suing and there will definitely be a back and forth, but like, that's real shit. And I'm not gunna fuck around and joke about serious allegations.

The laughing at the Steelers and Raiders fans is one thing because antics are always going to happen and they are ultimately theater. This just isn't.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by HaulCitgo » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:15 am

I want to say take the points, duh. Especially at Miami in the summer but I also remember Randy Moss spinning and dancing in the Miami end zone. I don't think this is that.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:22 am



Stick this in your trophy case.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Pruitt » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:55 am

HaulCitgo wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:15 am
I want to say take the points, duh. Especially at Miami in the summer but I also remember Randy Moss spinning and dancing in the Miami end zone. I don't think this is that.
It's too many points for me. So I am making the (not so) bold move of taking both the Dolphins and Cardinals in my confidence pool...

For 2 & 3 points respectively.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Johnnie » Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:14 pm

I made a comment about Gardner Minshew in the other thread.

Deadspin made a post about him. He's the newest meme.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Pruitt » Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:41 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:14 pm
I made a comment about Gardner Minshew in the other thread.

Deadspin made a post about him. He's the newest meme.

Rob Johnson...

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Ryan » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:03 pm

A graph of how funny Jags QB names have been for the last 5 years would look like a glacial crevasse

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Post by brian » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:15 pm

Blart Bakles.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Pruitt » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:22 pm

brian wrote:
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Blart Bakles.
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Post by Ryan » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:48 pm

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Pruitt » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:20 pm

Going back a few years..

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by rass » Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:45 am

Mono, huh?
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by tennbengal » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:27 pm

Pretty good curse on the Jets at this point.

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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by L-Jam3 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:32 pm

tennbengal wrote:
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Pretty good curse on the Jets at this epoch.
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Post by A_B » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm

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Post by L-Jam3 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:12 pm

Got to admit. I’m liking the Madden angle.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by Pruitt » Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:59 pm

He may end up getting a ton of yards, but there's something wrong with Cam Newton.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by degenerasian » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:00 pm

Is this reviewable? When the penalty occurred?
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:09 pm

Panthers have totally gone away from Newton's strengths. He doesn't run at all anymore. That last play should have been an easy QB sneak for a first down instead of a gadget play.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:27 am

This makes me really sad, because Cam is easily my favorite non-Eagles player.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by BSF21 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:00 am

L-Jam3 wrote:
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This makes me really sad, because Cam is easily my favorite non-Eagles player.
He was just awful last night. We joked that the best defense is leave guys downfield wide open because he couldn't hit anyone outside of 10 yards
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Post by Gunpowder » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:03 am

I mean we feared that Cam Newton's shoulder was shot coming into the season so I'm not really all that surprised.
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Post by Gunpowder » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:03 am

Pruitt wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:59 pm
He may end up getting a ton of yards, but there's something wrong with Cam Newton.
Yeah his shoulder is no longer functional.
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Re: NFL Week 2

Post by degenerasian » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:04 am

Gunpowder wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:03 am
I mean we feared that Cam Newton's shoulder was shot coming into the season so I'm not really all that surprised.
Sure, then why make him a pocket passer. He ran 0 times last night.
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Post by Gunpowder » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:07 am

degenerasian wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:04 am
Gunpowder wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:03 am
I mean we feared that Cam Newton's shoulder was shot coming into the season so I'm not really all that surprised.
Sure, then why make him a pocket passer. He ran 0 times last night.
Ok then have him run a few times (and lead with his ruined shoulder that isn't quite right) and suck on the other 40 passes.
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