NFL Week 3 - The Dawn of the Daniel Jones Era

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NFL Week 3 - The Dawn of the Daniel Jones Era

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25 years? I don't remember Danny moonlighting at QB.
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I'm very much looking forward to Ravens/Chiefs.
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Post by Rush2112 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:54 pm

Isiah Wynn put on IR today with turf toe. 2 seasons, just over a game played. If this keeps up the Pats will have Murph and Sully playing tackle by week 6.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:51 am

Line injuries are going to start to dictate play calls soon. With no Hoyer you absolutely have to protect Brady and as much as the Pats want to stretch the field with AB and Gordon it's just begging teams to dial up pressure. They could spread and attack quick, screens and such but I bet they try to go smashmouth and see if the D can't carry them a while.

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OK, can someone make one for me cause these things never work at work. I need it to say "probably bowels is loose".
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I bet they try to go smashmouth and see if the D can't carry them a while.
They've tried the last few weeks but PlayStation is more like Colecovision (he's averaging less than 3 yards per carry) even harder to rush with 3 of the 5 OLinemen being backups and 2 being on the team less than a month.
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https://ilovecitr.us/darnold/1568838465.mp4


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HaulCitgo wrote:
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They could spread and attack quick, screens and such but they try to go smashmouth and see if the D can't carry them a while.
This sounds a bit like a review of a porn film.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:25 pm

Good lord these teams have some wretched uniforms.
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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..

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Post by Pruitt » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:34 pm

Brady's right - although even without penalties, watching Marcus Mariotta play QB is a grim experience.

They were prattling on about this being Mariotta's 4th Offensive Coordinator in 5 years - as if that helps to explain his utter hideousness as an NFL QB.

Maybe he's the reason that so many Coordinators have been canned.
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:14 pm

Yeah, Minshew throws so much better than Mariotta.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:05 pm

Speaking of guys who suck, Leonard Fournette.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:28 am

Is Gardner Minshew the Nick Foles of Nick Foles?
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Johnny Carwash wrote:
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Is Gardner Minshew the Nick Foles of Nick Foles?
Does he also have a low-key big hog?
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Post by Brontoburglar » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:45 am

there's a story from the NFL combine weigh-ins that makes Gardner, uh, memorable, in that region
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Post by EnochRoot » Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:57 am

So Antonio Brown was harassing at least one woman (and her children) this week.

So do the Pats man up and do the right thing?

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So Antonio Brown was harassing at least one woman (and her children) this week.

So do the Pats man up and do the right thing?
Only if the league makes them.

As much as I hate the Pats, I would be very impressed if they did something proactively. Shocked too.

ETA - Just read the story - this guy has to be gone.
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Post by EnochRoot » Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:04 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:43 pm
EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:57 am
So Antonio Brown was harassing at least one woman (and her children) this week.

So do the Pats man up and do the right thing?
Only if the league makes them.

As much as I hate the Pats, I would be very impressed if they did something proactively. Shocked too.

ETA - Just read the story - this guy has to be gone.
Dude attempted to deny his accuser due process, and CC'd his lawyer in the process? Huh? That's not going to provide you the lawyer/client privilege you think it might.

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Post by Johnnie » Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:24 pm

All he had to do was keep his mouth shut. If he wants to vent, he should vent to his lawyer or therapist.

The SI story was literally old news within 24 hours. The farting story was being talked about more.

This dude is fucking ridiculous.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:24 pm

Also, this is amusing. Skip is self aware.

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Pruitt wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:43 pm
EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:57 am
So Antonio Brown was harassing at least one woman (and her children) this week.

So do the Pats man up and do the right thing?
Only if the league makes them.

As much as I hate the Pats, I would be very impressed if they did something proactively. Shocked too.

ETA - Just read the story - this guy has to be gone.
Released! Wow, what a fucking saga AB's 2019 has become. Fucking crazy.
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The Sybian wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:17 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:43 pm
EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:57 am
So Antonio Brown was harassing at least one woman (and her children) this week.

So do the Pats man up and do the right thing?
Only if the league makes them.

As much as I hate the Pats, I would be very impressed if they did something proactively. Shocked too.

ETA - Just read the story - this guy has to be gone.
Released! Wow, what a fucking saga AB's 2019 has become. Fucking crazy.
And it could very well end with him in custody.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:19 pm

Good. Fuck him.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:00 pm

I would have kept him if he were practicing and ready to go. That article doesnt bother me. Sounds like standard social media 2019 stuff. Civil rape charges don't bother me either so long as the talent is there and criminal charges don't follow and even then the lawyer in me says let's wait and see. Do wonder if the guy was showing up on the field though. All in all more trouble than it's worth but we do need a wideout for when Gordon goes back on the dope. Maybe they can string together some wins and buy time to figure it out and get a bye.
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He didn’t even stay long enough to have hit pieces written about him in the Globe

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"Raping doesn't bother me, not showing up to practice bothers me" is quintessential Patriot fan.

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HaulCitgo wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:00 pm
I would have kept him if he were practicing and ready to go. That article doesnt bother me. Sounds like standard social media 2019 stuff. Civil rape charges don't bother me either so long as the talent is there and criminal charges don't follow and even then the lawyer in me says let's wait and see. Do wonder if the guy was showing up on the field though. All in all more trouble than it's worth but we do need a wideout for when Gordon goes back on the dope. Maybe they can string together some wins and buy time to figure it out and get a bye.
Yeah, threats and harassment of a woman and her children in an effort to deny her due process of the law is so social media 2019.

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Post by mister d » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:13 pm

The real tragedy of Aaron Hernandez is that he got caught when he still had something left in the tank and an acceptable cap hit.
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HaulCitgo wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:00 pm
I would have kept him if he were practicing and ready to go. That article doesnt bother me. Sounds like standard social media 2019 stuff. Civil rape charges don't bother me either so long as the talent is there and criminal charges don't follow and even then the lawyer in me says let's wait and see. Do wonder if the guy was showing up on the field though. All in all more trouble than it's worth but we do need a wideout for when Gordon goes back on the dope. Maybe they can string together some wins and buy time to figure it out and get a bye.
I dunno - standard social media stuff doesn't involve directing people to harass the children of your rape accuser.
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Post by EnochRoot » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:52 pm

Does Nike drop him if the Pats didn't?

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EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:52 pm
Does Nike drop him if the Pats didn't?
I think Nike dropped him yesterday

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brian wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:55 pm
EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:52 pm
Does Nike drop him if the Pats didn't?
I think Nike dropped him yesterday
They did.
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