MLB Post Season 2019

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:56 am

Cuts.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:03 pm

Are you guys ready for a 5 hour playoff bullpen game?

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:20 pm

Q: How does a C bunt for a basehit?

A: When Gary Sanchez is fielding the play!

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:33 pm

...And had Boone pinch ran for Sanchez after he drew that walk, the game would be tied right now.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:50 pm

He's legit a terrible catcher.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:22 pm

Sanchez is the worstest of ever worstestestests

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:23 pm

I'm trying to do a reverse jinx

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:21 pm

Great pitch call, asshole.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:28 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:21 pm Great pitch call, asshole.

Listen mother father Chinese dentist, he should've walked Altuve.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:28 pm

degenerasian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:03 pm Are you guys ready for a 5 hour playoff bullpen game?

It was only about 4 hours!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:29 pm

I think someone needs to ask Joe Buck if he’s OK.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:29 pm

Not a good night for domestic violence supporters.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:33 pm

Chapman didn't have his best stuff. PJ Larry had no fucks to give. Sanchez is too stupid to know this. Had any of the three known it, they'd have realized the right move would've been to walk Altuve and go after Marisnick.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:11 pm

Excited for game 7 tonight!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:28 am

mister d wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:11 pm Excited for game 7 tonight!

I had a fantasy basketball draft, so I missed it. How did it go?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:34 am

Yankees won. Just need the next two and its World Series here we come.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:33 pm

Report: Astros Assistant GM Yelled "Thank God We Got Osuna" At Female Reporters After ALCS Win

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:28 am

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:13 am

3rd tier buddy of Sack Lodge.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:09 am

In all seriousness that's fucking repugnant.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:10 am

It's a fireable offense, in my opinion.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:10 am

The Astros' response is looking better and better with each reporter who confirms they witnessed it.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:14 am

If he wrote the PR release himself it couldn't be any more tone deaf.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:21 am

It's Don Jr Jr!

That guy needs to be in the 'Punchable Faces' thread...

Post by **brian** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:04 am

His grandfather was a real estate developer billionaire in Detroit, a major GOP donor, one of the leading architects of white flight, so this guy comes from a real family of sweethearts.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:44 am

Can't I just have one championship that won't be tainted in some way. Fire this fucker right now and issue two apologies.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:59 am

There's a "postgame incelebrating too hard" shot to take here but its not coming to me.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:12 am

God, I hate Republicans. Someone please go off on that asshole commenting on my status. Please.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:12 am

brian wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:04 am His grandfather was a real estate developer billionaire in Detroit, a major GOP donor, one of the leading architects of white flight, so this guy comes from a real family of sweethearts.

Are you sure this is true? I want it to be true but I can't find anything to confirm.

Post by **brian** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:17 am

mister d wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:12 am
brian wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:04 am His grandfather was a real estate developer billionaire in Detroit, a major GOP donor, one of the leading architects of white flight, so this guy comes from a real family of sweethearts.
Are you sure this is true? I want it to be true but I can't find anything to confirm.

I don't know for 100 percent sure, but it's a unique enough name and MLB is so clubby...

But I'm assuming he's related to this guy.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:24 am

I don't want to tell you how far I went, but I don't think he is.

Post by **brian** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:24 am

Maybe he isn't related, I couldn't determine for certain but his bio on Astros website doesn't really share any family information.

ETA: Certainly a piece of shit regardless of his family history.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:29 am

Enough. Go rail on the guy who gave Trump credit for sticking it to the military industrial complex by abandoning the Kurds.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:40 am

"Ethical consumption of entertainment" is more fun by the year, eh?

Post by **brian** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:34 pm

Post by **brian** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:30 pm

Giff is fighting the good fight on his Facebook page, but in case you didn't think Trump shouting "fake news" a million times a day doesn't have an effect on every level of American society, you're dead wrong.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:46 pm

brian wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:30 pm Giff is fighting the good fight on his Facebook page, but in case you didn't think Trump shouting "fake news" a million times a day doesn't have an effect on every level of American society, you're dead wrong.

Exactly what I was thinking.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:04 pm

Trying to dig himself out...

And just buries himself deeper.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:17 pm

When do the Astros publicly apologize to the SI reporter?

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:18 pm

Sorry, apologize if any reporters were offended by the Astros' mischaracterization of their reporting.