NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by Gunpowder » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:56 am

Assuming Kirk Cousins turns back into Kirk Cousins, I wonder if Miami would accept him and a first rounder for like a 7th in the offseason?
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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by L-Jam3 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:03 am

Besides the couple years of Chris Johnson and those two weeks when Billy Volek was a thing, the Titans have been sonombulant on offense since they've been in Tennessee.
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Post by Jerloma » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:11 am

I mean, his facemask hit his fucking stomach. Nothing to see here though.
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Post by Nonlinear FC » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:25 am

Have the Cowboys cut their kicker yet? Feel bad for the guy, but he ate shit yesterday.
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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by HaulCitgo » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:09 am

Gunpowder wrote:
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All they have to do is change the minimum kick distance to 5 yards. With no run up and blockers in front its just impossible to get there unless someone drops it. At least at 5 yards the guy catching it has to think about getting plowed. At 10 with blockers its just stupid. Kickoffs and onside kicks used to be super exciting.
Yes they would try. Not sure even an NFL guy would generate that much power in three steps. At least not much more than usual. More fear and anticipation than reality. But yeah. Fastballs off a kickers foot would be fun.
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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by Gunpowder » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:11 am

Our kicker used to do it in college at the D3 level....these guys can blast the shit out of the ball.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:29 am

Poorly phrased. The kicker yes. Heat. Tacklers from a dead stop in three steps.... Not that much worse than a regular play.

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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by mister d » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:41 am

On a regular play they're able to brace for contact or protected by defenseless receiver rules, no?
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Post by Johnnie » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:55 pm

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Post by Pruitt » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:58 pm

Just got told off on a Browns fan site on Facebook for saying that I would trade Mayfield for Murray in a heartbeat.

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Post by Johnnie » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:04 pm

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Post by rass » Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:46 am

I don't like tOSU and Nick Bosa may well be an asshole but that celebration was pretty funny.
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Post by tennbengal » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:25 am

So...it turns out the 49ers might indeed be really good. That running game combined with that defense is a pretty great answer to passing offenses, and it will travel in any weather.

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Post by psunate77 » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:37 am

Baker Mayfield may turn out to be the biggest asshole in the league? Apparently Richard Sherman had some strong words for him after the game about not shaking hands.

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Post by EdRomero » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:39 am

tennbengal wrote:
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So...it turns out the 49ers might indeed be really good. That running game combined with that defense is a pretty great answer to passing offenses, and it will travel in any weather.
Teams are loading up on faster, and usually smaller, defensive players to counter the passing offenses, so it's cool to see teams taking advantage of that with a good running game. Also, shows the value of having linebackers and dbs that can defend both the pass and run.

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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by Pruitt » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:41 am

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Baker Mayfield may turn out to be the biggest asshole in the league? Apparently Richard Sherman had some strong words for him after the game about not shaking hands.
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Post by sancarlos » Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:02 am

I imagine a lot of Ohio people who are fans of both the Browns/Mayfield and tOSU had weird mixed feelings about Nick Bosa's celebration with the imaginary tOSU flag, trolling Baker hard.
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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

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sancarlos wrote:
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I imagine a lot of Ohio people who are fans of both the Browns/Mayfield and tOSU had weird mixed feelings about Nick Bosa's celebration with the imaginary tOSU flag, trolling Baker hard.
There are probably a lot of Mayfield fans who are heading towards being non-fans.

I'm one. He's beginning to remind me of JP Losman.
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Post by A_B » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:47 pm

Pruitt wrote:
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Baker Mayfield may turn out to be the biggest asshole in the league? Apparently Richard Sherman had some strong words for him after the game about not shaking hands.
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Post by brian » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:52 pm

It's interesting that Mayfield didn't really earn the benefit of the doubt by virtue of kind of being a shithead throughout his college and pro career though. When most people heard Sherman's side of the story they were like "that tracks, sure".
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Post by rass » Tue Oct 08, 2019 1:14 pm

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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by Pruitt » Tue Oct 08, 2019 1:55 pm

A_B wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:47 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:41 am
psunate77 wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:37 am
Baker Mayfield may turn out to be the biggest asshole in the league? Apparently Richard Sherman had some strong words for him after the game about not shaking hands.
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Fuck Richard Sherman. Trash talking a guy who not only gave him a handshake, but gave him a nice pass as well.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:52 pm

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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by brian » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:02 pm

Oh my Sherman on the Patriots?

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Post by Johnnie » Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:04 pm

Didn't Belichick want Sherman on the Pats a season or so ago? I feel like that was a thing, but I can't remember.
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Post by sancarlos » Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:10 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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Didn't Belichick want Sherman on the Pats a season or so ago? I feel like that was a thing, but I can't remember.
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Post by Rush2112 » Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:49 pm

There was talk, but it wouldn't have worked money wise. Bill talks a lot about players he loves (Ed Reed comes to mind.)

Do like that Sherman did give the Pats props after this though.

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Post by Johnnie » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:53 pm

Hahahaha.

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Post by brian » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:55 pm

OK, so I'll say it. Who is that in the lower right?
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Post by Johnnie » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:57 pm

brian wrote:
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OK, so I'll say it. Who is that in the lower right?
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Re: NFL Week 5 - The Return of Colt McCoy?

Post by brian » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:00 pm

OK, that's what I would have guessed but I obviously have no idea what he looks like.
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