NFL Week 6 - Healthy Spleens All Around

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NFL Week 6 - Healthy Spleens All Around

Post by A_B » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:23 pm

That's my quarterback!

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Post by sancarlos » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:26 pm

It was a witty tweet. Now, if he can just become a better quarterback...
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Post by A_B » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:26 pm

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It was a witty tweet. Now, if he can just become a better quarterback...
As Browns fans, we don't concern ourselves with that type of measurement.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:24 pm

What about these measurements?
On the season, Mayfield ranks 31st in QBR -- only Falk and Cam Newton have fared worse -- while topping the NFL with eight interceptions. Once his calling card, Mayfield is also completing just 55.9% of his passes. That ranks 33rd, ahead of only Miami's Josh Rosen.

According to Next Gen Stats, Mayfield is throwing into double coverage (defined as two defenders being within 1 yard of the receiver at pass arrival) at a rate twice that of any other quarterback in the league.
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Post by The Sybian » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:28 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:24 pm
What about these measurements?
On the season, Mayfield ranks 31st in QBR -- only Falk and Cam Newton have fared worse -- while topping the NFL with eight interceptions. Once his calling card, Mayfield is also completing just 55.9% of his passes. That ranks 33rd, ahead of only Miami's Josh Rosen.

According to Next Gen Stats, Mayfield is throwing into double coverage (defined as two defenders being within 1 yard of the receiver at pass arrival) at a rate twice that of any other quarterback in the league.
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Post by sancarlos » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:41 pm

I wonder how much his QBR suffered when Calloway let the pass bounce off his hands into the defender's arms, converting what would have been a touchdown into an interception.

Booger was hammering on him all game for staring down his receivers and not looking off the safety.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:07 pm

A_B wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:26 pm
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It was a witty tweet. Now, if he can just become a better quarterback...
As Browns fans, we don't concern ourselves with that type of measurement.
That is fantastic!
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:15 pm

Yeahhhhh, sure it's his first night. But Gronk is straight cringe on TV.
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Post by rass » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:48 pm

GD what was that unsportsmanlike penalty on the Giants INT called for? Pereira insisted it wasn’t the hit on Brady and that the video would show as much, but it didn’t.
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Post by rass » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:49 pm

Ok, they got it after the commercial break.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:57 pm

The personal foul call was dead obvious as the play was going on. You could see the dude on his back in the ground get shoved unnecessarily. The announcer team had no idea.

In other news, Brady looks like shit.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:33 pm

Of course Rupert Murdoch is in the owner's box with Kraft.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:37 pm

And fuck. Gordon's leg looked awful after that sequence.
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Post by Rex » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:38 pm

I see the failing Tom Brady has scored as many points for the Giants as his own offense! When does Jarrett Stidham get a chance?

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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:38 pm

Yep. Serious problems. O line and wideouts looking thin.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:39 pm

Fucking Brady needs to let it go

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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:41 pm

Just got to find a way tonight and then they can cruise some try to figure it out in December.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:52 pm

Dumb. They can't see that

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Post by A_B » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:02 pm

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Dumb. They can't see that
It was not a touchdown to everyone without a rooting interest.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:06 pm

He was short but you need video. Can't guess.

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Post by A_B » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:07 pm

Just FYI I wasn’t there so I was watching video and it was pretty obviously not a touchdown.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:09 pm

Or not. You didn't see that on fox.

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Post by A_B » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:11 pm

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Or not. You didn't see that on fox.
Except...I did?
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Post by A_B » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:11 pm

You scored on the next fucking play. Sorry about your fantasy team I guess?
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:47 pm

Interesting to watch football without a reliable kicker on one of the teams.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:50 pm

That d boy

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Post by Johnnie » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:53 pm

On the bright side, this defense and special teams is something.

Also, I'm audibly groaning when Michel gets the call for yet another handoff. Brandon Bolden can absolutely step in and be better.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:55 pm

Bolden has made this team about 11 times. Wouldn't be surprised.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:59 pm

Wind tough Johnnie. Give em a break

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Post by EdRomero » Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:26 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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On the bright side, this defense and special teams is something.

Also, I'm audibly groaning when Michel gets the call for yet another handoff. Brandon Bolden can absolutely step in and be better.
You already forget about last year? Losing their starting center, left tackle, fullback, along with one of the greatest blocking tight ends ever, and another good blocking tight end might have a little to do with their Michel's struggles (and Brady's struggles too)

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Post by Rush2112 » Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:52 pm

HaulCitgo wrote:
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Wind tough Johnnie. Give em a break
Bad hold as well.

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Re: NFL Week 6 - Healthy Spleens All Around

Post by Pruitt » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:11 am

Listening to Patriots fans complain about their team is like hearing a lottery winner bitch about having to pay more taxes.

Your QB is over the hill, the O Line has issues, your kicker sucks...

In 2001, Brady became the starter in New England and led the team to the Super Bowl.

In 2001, the Bills - led by Gregg Williams and Rob Johnson - finished 3-13.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:37 am

Jameis is the same around the world.
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Post by brian » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:47 am

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is randomly waking up early but deciding to make a bet to make watching a 6:30 am NFL game more interesting?
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Post by Sabo » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:52 am

After five minutes of game time, I think I've seen more commercials than actual football plays.
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Post by rass » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:58 am

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Jameis is the same around the world.
He would not be denied a fumble on that drive towards the end of the first half.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:17 am

Fair catch kick, motherfuckers!
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Post by L-Jam3 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:58 am

Jameis was worth -13 in my primary league after that 3rd pick by Keuchley, and I think that’s giving him too much credit.
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Post by brian » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:08 am

I won my bet.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:12 pm

Look, I’m not going to suggest that I know more about football than Pete Carroll has forgotten, but kicking it 4th and goal from the 2?
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