Guys...I mean this in the nicest way

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Never have kids.
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A_B wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:08 pmNever have kids.
Oh...now you tell us...
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A_B wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:08 pmNever have kids.
I sense there’s a story here...
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You have kids. You know.
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A_B wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:34 pm You have kids. You know.
And for fuck’s sake, DON’T HAVE TWO!!
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AB has had sex.

Humblebrag much?!?!?!?
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Yes. Thank you
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rass wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:43 pm AB has had sex.

Humblebrag much?!?!?!?
But no dogs.
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degenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:44 pm Yes. Thank you
Oh. No. You should. My kids are white. It’s a bad look.
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rass wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:43 pm AB has had sex.

Humblebrag much?!?!?!?
We confirm I’ve had sex at least as many times as I’ve passed through Morristown New Jersey.
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Hey babe, want to take 287...North?
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A_B wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:54 pm
rass wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:43 pm AB has had sex.

Humblebrag much?!?!?!?
We confirm I’ve had sex at least as many times as I’ve passed through Morristown New Jersey.
The old Morristown Tunnel we called it.
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<looks around awkwardly>
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Yeah, my dad told me to never have kids when I was really young. I joined the military and saw people with kids at 18/19 intentionally. And with bills, being tired all the time, and just up to go anywhere at any time, I was like nope. No kids for me.
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You'd all shun me if I admitted I'd change one word in the opening post and put it in another thread. Which is why I haven't posted in that thread.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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