Swamp Lawyer Love Requested
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Swamp Lawyer Love Requested
This is a little gnarly..
I just got off the phone with my brother...So last night he visited a restaurant in St. Pete, FL and when he went to sit down at the bar, he scooched up his seat and somehow managed to get his left middle finger caught under the seat cushion and chair frame and he wound up losing a significant portion of his fingerprint area in the process. Deep enough where the bone was sticking out. Apparently the seat was loose on the chair.
He was taken to the hospital and he got bandaged up, Rx'd meds, but he needs to go back to get his finger bone ground down so they can close the wound.
He needs to get lawyer'd up, no?
I just got off the phone with my brother...So last night he visited a restaurant in St. Pete, FL and when he went to sit down at the bar, he scooched up his seat and somehow managed to get his left middle finger caught under the seat cushion and chair frame and he wound up losing a significant portion of his fingerprint area in the process. Deep enough where the bone was sticking out. Apparently the seat was loose on the chair.
He was taken to the hospital and he got bandaged up, Rx'd meds, but he needs to go back to get his finger bone ground down so they can close the wound.
He needs to get lawyer'd up, no?
Last edited by EnochRoot on Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Not at all my area of expertise but it’s probably a good idea for him to speak to a personal injury attorney. Depending on what exactly was wrong with the chair there could be liability issues wrt the restaurant and/or the chair manufacturer.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:49 pm I just got off the phone with my brother...So last night he visited a restaurant in St. Pete, FL and when he went to sit down at the bar, he scooched up his seat and somehow managed to get his left middle finger caught under the seat cushion and chair frame and he wound up losing a significant portion of his fingerprint area in the process. Deep enough where the bone was sticking out. Apparently the seat was loose on the chair.
He was taken to the hospital and he got bandaged up, Rx'd meds, but he needs to go back to get his finger bone ground down so they can close the wound.
He needs to get lawyer'd up, no?
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He's played guitar his entire life, and he's basically just lost his fretboard middle finger (until he relearns how to play with a smaller finger). The restaurant destroyed the chair before he left for the hospital. I groaned when I heard him tell me that.Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:26 pmNot at all my area of expertise but it’s probably a good idea for him to speak to a personal injury attorney. Depending on what exactly was wrong with the chair there could be liability issues wrt the restaurant and/or the chair manufacturer.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:49 pm I just got off the phone with my brother...So last night he visited a restaurant in St. Pete, FL and when he went to sit down at the bar, he scooched up his seat and somehow managed to get his left middle finger caught under the seat cushion and chair frame and he wound up losing a significant portion of his fingerprint area in the process. Deep enough where the bone was sticking out. Apparently the seat was loose on the chair.
He was taken to the hospital and he got bandaged up, Rx'd meds, but he needs to go back to get his finger bone ground down so they can close the wound.
He needs to get lawyer'd up, no?
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Yes, definitely needs to see a personal injury attorney. I'm happy to give him my partner's number. We're splitting our firm in a few weeks, but he's a good PI attorney. Knocked down a $30m verdict 2 years ago.
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Please do.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:20 pm Yes, definitely needs to see a personal injury attorney. I'm happy to give him my partner's number. We're splitting our firm in a few weeks, but he's a good PI attorney. Knocked down a $30m verdict 2 years ago.
When I mentioned to him that he needs to consult with an attorney, he said, "Yeah, if it comes to that." That tells me he thinks whoever represents the restaurant (it's actually a pretty well-established brewery in the area), would deal with him fairly if they see he has no legal representation.
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They destroyed the evidence. if an old woman can sue McDonalds because their coffee is hot AND WIN, then yes he needs to lawyer up.
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This is besides the point, but the McDonalds coffee lawsuit was not frivolous. I spill coffee on myself all the time, and this has never happened as a result (per Wiki):
Also, I believe there was evidence presented that McD's intentionally increased the temperature of its coffee so that it could re-use coffee grounds and skimp on costs.Liebeck was taken to the hospital, where it was determined that she had suffered third-degree burns on six percent of her skin and lesser burns over sixteen percent. She remained in the hospital for eight days while she underwent skin grafting. During this period, Liebeck lost 20 pounds (9.1 kg) (nearly 20% of her body weight), reducing her to 83 pounds (38 kg). After the hospital stay, Liebeck needed care for three weeks, which was provided by her daughter. Liebeck suffered permanent disfigurement after the incident and was partially disabled for two years
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Hahahahahaha. PM'ing my number now.EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:30 pmPlease do.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:20 pm Yes, definitely needs to see a personal injury attorney. I'm happy to give him my partner's number. We're splitting our firm in a few weeks, but he's a good PI attorney. Knocked down a $30m verdict 2 years ago.
When I mentioned to him that he needs to consult with an attorney, he said, "Yeah, if it comes to that." That tells me he thinks whoever represents the restaurant (it's actually a pretty well-established brewery in the area), would deal with him fairly if they see he has no legal representation.
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Thanks. I’ll forward that info to him when I speak with him again tomorrow
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Yeah, don't use that McDonald's coffee case as an example of a frivolous lawsuit. It was actually an example of egregious corporate behavior and even worse behavior by the lawyers to put out the story that it was an example of an overly litigious populous.Joe K wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:29 pmThis is besides the point, but the McDonalds coffee lawsuit was not frivolous. I spill coffee on myself all the time, and this has never happened as a result (per Wiki):
Also, I believe there was evidence presented that McD's intentionally increased the temperature of its coffee so that it could re-use coffee grounds and skimp on costs.Liebeck was taken to the hospital, where it was determined that she had suffered third-degree burns on six percent of her skin and lesser burns over sixteen percent. She remained in the hospital for eight days while she underwent skin grafting. During this period, Liebeck lost 20 pounds (9.1 kg) (nearly 20% of her body weight), reducing her to 83 pounds (38 kg). After the hospital stay, Liebeck needed care for three weeks, which was provided by her daughter. Liebeck suffered permanent disfigurement after the incident and was partially disabled for two years
Totally Kafkaesque
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There's a documentary about it called Hot Coffee. You can find it on YouTube. You can also Google photos of the 3rd degree burns. Do so at your own risk. The incident took place in Albuquerque, oddly enough.
I used to think that it was frivolous, but that's exactly what McDonald's wanted me to think.
I used to think that it was frivolous, but that's exactly what McDonald's wanted me to think.
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As I understand it, at the beginning she wasn’t even seeking punitive damages, just her medical care, and McDs balked so she took them to the cleaners.Johnnie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:15 pm There's a documentary about it called Hot Coffee. You can find it on YouTube. You can also Google photos of the 3rd degree burns. Do so at your own risk. The incident took place in Albuquerque, oddly enough.
I used to think that it was frivolous, but that's exactly what McDonald's wanted me to think.
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I know I'm piling on here, but I get angry every time this case is cited. Worst pro-corporate propaganda misinformation ever, and it still gets cited all the time. And I don't mean this as an attack on Zipper, because it is a major cultural story. The worst part is that over 300 courts separately ordered McDonalds to lower the temperature of their coffee because it was well above a safe level. Imagine how many people had to burn themselves for 300 people to go to court and the evidence be so overwhelming that 300 different courts all ordered them to lower the temperature, and they still refused. The court awarded huge punitive damages, because the damages awarded in the other 300 lawsuits weren't enough to make McDonald's care enough to change their coffee temps, prefering to continue endangering their customers and paying lawsuits rather than adjust their coffee makers. The only way to make a giant corporation follow laws is to make it so failing to follow laws is costs more financially than they make by violating the law.BSF21 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:12 pmAs I understand it, at the beginning she wasn’t even seeking punitive damages, just her medical care, and McDs balked so she took them to the cleaners.Johnnie wrote: ↑Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:15 pm There's a documentary about it called Hot Coffee. You can find it on YouTube. You can also Google photos of the 3rd degree burns. Do so at your own risk. The incident took place in Albuquerque, oddly enough.
I used to think that it was frivolous, but that's exactly what McDonald's wanted me to think.
And as mentioned before, the injuries were horrific. We aren't talking minor burns, but skin grafts over a significant portion of her body. We studied this case in law school, and while I don't remember the specifics of the injuries, they were horrendous, but the narrative focused on some whiny litigious bitch seeking a payday for spilling coffee, because duh, of course it will burn. And yes, she was seeking a miniscule amount, and McDonalds tried to bully her into giving up rather than paying an insignificant settlement.
And sorry about your brother, that sounds fucking horrible. Bt not as horrible as Mister D's 9.5 joke. Ha!
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I am usually not so ignorant. I guess I needed some humility. I don't know everything, just most things.
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It took a while for me to get Mr D's 9.5 joke (10 digits/fingers and losing a chunk of one turns him into a beer with a 9.5 AAV?), if that's any consolation.
Or hell, maybe I still don't get it.
At any rate, the next step will be convincing my brother that he's not a litigious monster for threatening a lawsuit. I get the feeling he would be OK with the Brewery saying, "We'll cover all of your medical bills, and free coffee at any of our locations" and he'll think that's satisfactory. I don't think he senses the appropriate level of being wronged. And it's going to drive me insane.
Or hell, maybe I still don't get it.
At any rate, the next step will be convincing my brother that he's not a litigious monster for threatening a lawsuit. I get the feeling he would be OK with the Brewery saying, "We'll cover all of your medical bills, and free coffee at any of our locations" and he'll think that's satisfactory. I don't think he senses the appropriate level of being wronged. And it's going to drive me insane.
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I couldn’t figure out if the % was there to clarify I was playing off ABV or if that would stomp out the joke.