NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust

[L-Jam3]

Handjob is great if you're in a theater or somewhere where a modicum of discretion is necessary. If you're a billionaire paying some immigrant slave for sex I'd at least go for a hummer.

If your saying getting some stimulation in a discreet place, then yes, I'll agree with you. But to completion? It's frankly more trouble than it's worth for her to do it for you.

[degenerasian]

I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.

No teeth.

And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.

[brian]

Handjob is great if you're in a theater or somewhere where a modicum of discretion is necessary. If you're a billionaire paying some immigrant slave for sex I'd at least go for a hummer.

If your saying getting some stimulation in a discreet place, then yes, I'll agree with you. But to completion? It's frankly more trouble than it's worth for her to do it for you.

Agree on both (and for the record haven't been in that situation for a couple of decades or so, so maybe nostalgia is a bit of a burden here).

[Pruitt]

I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.

No teeth.

And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.

Oy vey.

Thing is, I give good handjobs. Only ever done it to myself, but whatever.

Blowjobs are always a treat.

[tennbengal]

This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.

[rass]

This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.

So a happy ending?

[tennbengal]

This thread has taken a strange and frankly delightful turn.

So a happy ending?

Apparently!

I am back in Pittsburgh for work again and with most of a day to kill am trying out the casino downtown. It’s...pretty damn nice actually. Way better than the Maryland casinos.

It’s right by Heinz Field, so that’s a football reference I can make for this thread.

[rass]

(PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

[tennbengal]

(PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Nice to get good reviews from the fellas I guess...

[A_B]

(PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Hmmm.

[sancarlos]

I haven't enjoyed/wanted one from someone since my 9th grade girlfriend.

My 9th grade self is SOOO jealous of you. I would have murdered for that, back then.

[rass]

(PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Hmmm.

No, hand job.

[rass]

Everyone re-read the thread title after the last page of so of posts.

[degenerasian]

I might be the strange one here, I like handjobs more than blowjobs.

No teeth.

And handjobs plus kissing is awesome.

Oy vey.

Thing is, I give good handjobs. Only ever done it to myself, but whatever.

Blowjobs are always a treat.

yeah but you can't kiss yourself.

[A_B]

Everyone re-read the thread title after the last page of so of posts.

It was originally titled riverboat Ron busts out. Both work.

[mister d]

Can we get back to Rass' "more than one" above?

[Giff]

I haven't enjoyed/wanted one from someone since my 9th grade girlfriend.

My 9th grade self is SOOO jealous of you. I would have murdered for that, back then.

This was The Onion article that hit closest to home to me. I had popped all the cherries except for d in the p or a by end of 8th grade and it all went downhill from there.

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/562998043377946625

[Ryan]

Whaaaaaa? How many days did I miss? Just when Tiger at the Masters thought it had the Throwback Performance ESPY sewn up

[HaulCitgo]

Let the mans clear his mind without judgment

[The Sybian]

(PS - “a delightful turn” is how more than one has described my HJ finishing move)

Nice to get good reviews from the fellas I guess...

And to think, the countless hours I wasted talking to Rass at cross-country and track meets without a single delightful turn.

[bfj]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

[mister d]

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[Pruitt]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

[A_B]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

[Pruitt]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

[A_B]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

As long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!

[bfj]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

That seemed to be the wake up call that made the front office change the defense. They got rid of speedy athletic linebackers who could go side to side, but couldn't fight off blocks in favor of stereotypical middle LB's who are traditional run stoppers. They also traded for Marcus Peters, which has proven to be a very good decision.

[Pruitt]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

As long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!

Or they finish 8-8 and decide to keep Kitchens as HC. That would just be so, so Brown...

[DSafetyGuy]

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.

Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore.

What's it gonna be called when we kick those ratbird's ass in Cleveland next week then?!?!?!

"Our Superbowl?"

As long as pittsburgh and Tennessee and houston and probably more teams lose every game, still alive mathematically!

Or they finish 8-8 and decide to keep Kitchens as HC. That would just be so, so Brown...

Ron Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.

[Sabo]

Ron Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.

I'm starting to come to that conclusion as well.

But if they get rid of Kitchens, I think it's Mike McCarthy's job if he wants it.

[brian]

Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

[Pruitt]

Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Oh God help us.

[A_B]

Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Baker mayfield has got the goods, dude.

[DSafetyGuy]

Ron Rivera with a solid OC would be a very good look in Cleveland.

I'm starting to come to that conclusion as well.

But if they get rid of Kitchens, I think it's Mike McCarthy's job if he wants it.

I just think a professional (not even a hard-ass "disciplinarian") would do well. Rivera seems to walk the two sides of player's coach and "traditional" coach pretty well without being abrasive. Being a defensive guy, but showing aggressive offensive traits in recent years, feels like a really good fit with their offensive talent.

They're around $54 million under the cap next year, depending where it lands, to go with all their picks in the top four rounds, plus HOU's 3rd-rounder from the Duke Johnson trade. They could shore up their offensive line and add a couple parts to their defense with that combination of cap space and draft assets.

I think McCarthy would not work out well with their skill position players.

[brian]

Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Baker mayfield has got the goods, dude.

Mediocre isn’t quite the insult you think but doesn’t look like Mayfield is ever gonna be a top-tier (what I personally define as top quartile i.e top 8) QB. You can win with a second-tier/second quartile QB if the rest of the team is solid, especially defense but McCarthy couldn’t win with one of the five or so best QBs of all-time except for one somewhat lucky run as a wildcard.

[A_B]

It was a le batard show joke.

( and I would HaTe for McCarthy to take this team over)

[Pruitt]

Mike McCarthy coaching a mediocre quarterback is something I very much look forward to watching.

Baker mayfield has got the goods, dude.

Mediocre isn’t quite the insult you think but doesn’t look like Mayfield is ever gonna be a top-tier (what I personally define as top quartile i.e top 8) QB. You can win with a second-tier/second quartile QB if the rest of the team is solid, especially defense but McCarthy couldn’t win with one of the five or so best QBs of all-time except for one somewhat lucky run as a wildcard.

An oldish looking Aaron Rodgers and an underwhelming Packers team is at 11-3 under a rookie head coach. That should be the death knell for McCarthy's head coaching hopes.

But you never know who a bad team will hire as HC. Look at Freddie Kitchens and Pat Shurmur.