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Re: NFL Off-season 2020

Post by sancarlos » Sun May 10, 2020 10:02 pm

How long will they go before he says something inappropriate?
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Re: NFL Off-season 2020

Post by brian » Thu May 14, 2020 8:02 pm

Lord bless the NFL.


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Post by Rex » Thu May 14, 2020 8:06 pm

Why didn’t the victim just run away? It’s not like Baker could keep up with him.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Thu May 14, 2020 8:07 pm

Took back watches lost while gambling with an automatic? Nice guys those.

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Re: NFL Off-season 2020

Post by Rex » Thu May 14, 2020 8:17 pm

There’s nothing like fan invective when a player who was disappointing on the field gets implicated in a crime.

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Post by Johnnie » Sat May 16, 2020 1:12 pm

This is great.

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Post by tennbengal » Sat May 16, 2020 1:58 pm

Since I refuse to listen to anything cowherd - what is the context for it being great?

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Post by Johnnie » Sat May 16, 2020 2:33 pm

He makes a joke about Earl Thomas.
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Re: NFL Off-season 2020

Post by Pruitt » Sat May 16, 2020 3:02 pm

tennbengal wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 1:58 pm
...I refuse to listen to anything cowherd...
Let's start a club.
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Post by tennbengal » Sat May 16, 2020 3:22 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 2:33 pm
He makes a joke about Earl Thomas.
It would have to be an all-timer to get me to listen to him. I may hate him more than Bayless.

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Post by Johnnie » Sat May 16, 2020 3:30 pm

I think he sucks out loud too, but I like meme pages. So I'll spend the 15 seconds to hear the joke.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Sat May 16, 2020 3:35 pm

tennbengal wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 3:22 pm
It would have to be an all-timer to get me to listen to him. I may hate him more than Bayless.
He's absolutely worse than Bayless. Bayless seemed like the absolute worse person on sports TV 10 years ago but now he's below-average in annoyingness, relatively.
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Post by teeteebee » Sun May 17, 2020 7:17 am

At this pace, it won’t be the virus that prevents a season.
oh shit...

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Post by Brontoburglar » Sun May 17, 2020 10:06 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 3:35 pm
tennbengal wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 3:22 pm
It would have to be an all-timer to get me to listen to him. I may hate him more than Bayless.
He's absolutely worse than Bayless. Bayless seemed like the absolute worse person on sports TV 10 years ago but now he's below-average in annoyingness, relatively.
Cowherd is worse than Bayless in the sense that Bayless is in on the "don't take me seriously" joke where Cowherd absolutely believes everything he says should be taken seriously.

(Bayless is still bad, obviously)
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Post by mister d » Mon May 18, 2020 12:45 pm



LOL.
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Post by rass » Mon May 18, 2020 2:10 pm

Did he just start selling that one?

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Post by Johnnie » Tue May 26, 2020 9:24 am

I laughed.

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Post by Rush2112 » Tue May 26, 2020 12:29 pm

mister d wrote:
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LOL.
Are you trying to get Cheddar all up in arms? Fucking Buccaneers fans are the worst.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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Post by brian » Tue May 26, 2020 12:40 pm

Someone's bummed the Patriots are irrelevant now.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu May 28, 2020 9:05 am



Maybe it's time for a white quarterback to "use his voice and actions" by kneeling during the anthem.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu May 28, 2020 7:18 pm

Carson Wentz has posted a similar sentiment.

Makes me wonder which NFL city would have the worst reaction to their white quarterback kneeling during the anthem.
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Post by brian » Thu May 28, 2020 7:27 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 7:18 pm
Carson Wentz has posted a similar sentiment.

Makes me wonder which NFL city would have the worst reaction to their white quarterback kneeling during the anthem.
Other than Jacksonville?

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu May 28, 2020 7:34 pm

brian wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 7:27 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 7:18 pm
Carson Wentz has posted a similar sentiment.

Makes me wonder which NFL city would have the worst reaction to their white quarterback kneeling during the anthem.
Other than Jacksonville?
Josh Allen probably doesn't have the cachet to pull it off in Buffalo yet...



It would be a tremendous debut for Brady to do it, but that's as likely as me building a time machine in the next four seconds.
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Post by mister d » Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm

Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
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Post by The Sybian » Thu May 28, 2020 10:55 pm

mister d wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm
There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid... said what???” level potential name.
Can you explain this one? This seems like an interesting point, but the reference is lost on me. I know they are star baseball and hockey players...
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mister d wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm
Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
Unless I’m missing your point, isn’t Aaron Rodgers the clear answer?

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Post by brian » Fri May 29, 2020 1:20 am

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Thu May 28, 2020 11:00 pm
mister d wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm
Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
Unless I’m missing your point, isn’t Aaron Rodgers the clear answer?
Sure. So would someone even like Matthew Stafford, but they're both MAGA turds.

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mister d wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm
Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
Isn't Mike Trout famously under the radar to non-baseball folks for someone of such immense talent?
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Post by Joe K » Fri May 29, 2020 6:47 am

brian wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 1:20 am
Sure. So would someone even like Matthew Stafford, but they're both MAGA turds.
Rodgers grew up in a very conservative family but based on his comments on a variety of issues I think he’s a lot less likely to vote Republican than Brady or Brees, who are his two generational peers in terms of fame and accomplishments.

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Post by The Sybian » Fri May 29, 2020 8:22 am

Gunpowder wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 6:04 am
mister d wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm
Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
Isn't Mike Trout famously under the radar to non-baseball folks for someone of such immense talent?
I would say so. I've heard of him, think he is a power hitter, but wouldn't bet on it. I'm 95% sure he is white, but have no idea what he looks like, no idea what team he is on. McDavid I only know because of the thread that pops up periodically with his name. I think Bapo! thought he was going to be the greatest player ever when he was drafted. How'd that turn out?
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Post by mister d » Fri May 29, 2020 8:38 am

Aaron Rodgers is already a news item for what he says, it’s just not political. There’s no star QB I could find that has been silent on all fronts until now, where this would be a big moment to start talking.
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Post by mister d » Fri May 29, 2020 8:39 am

Jeter would have qualified here too if this were 10 years ago. He was the master of saying nothing.
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The Sybian wrote:
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I think Bapo! thought he was going to be the greatest player ever when he was drafted. How'd that turn out?
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Post by mister d » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:21 pm

He's in year 5 and you can't reasonably say "this guy definitely won't end up the best ever" so I think pretty solid. He's incredible on a shit franchise.
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Post by A_B » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:23 pm

mister d wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:21 pm
He's in year 5 and you can't reasonably say "this guy definitely won't end up the best ever" so I think pretty solid. He's incredible on a shit franchise.
I don;t know hockey but I was like it was a bit early to be saying that. Didn't he win an MVP already?
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Post by brian » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:23 pm

I can absolutely tell you that I'll be kneeling during the anthem for the first game with fans allowed in Vegas.

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Post by mister d » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:40 pm

A_B wrote:
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I don;t know hockey but I was like it was a bit early to be saying that. Didn't he win an MVP already?
If I remember correctly, it was pre-draft he was saying "this kid could end up the best ever", right? Might be another fun spin-off in terms of players in your lifetime who at one point could reasonably be projected as potentially the best _______ ever.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Jun 03, 2020 2:02 pm

I just love this so much.

“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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