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Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:55 pm

Harry and Meghan peacing out. Or trying to. I'm rooting for them.

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Oooohhh, disappointed!

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Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:58 pm

Am I looking for a break from the ceaseless news horror? Yes, yes I am. Judging by my timeline, I am not the only one...

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Post by A_B » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:01 pm

I can't seem to find it now, but the best tweet was along the lines of "Well, this is the first time anyone has quit their family to spend more time with their job."
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Post by brian » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:01 pm

Wait until MAGA turds discover an unemployed immigrant wants to move to the US.

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Post by brian » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:06 pm

Also. Good for them. Fuck the royal family. The Brits should stick all their heads on spikes.

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Post by A_B » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:07 pm

I like to pretend Harry will have to get a job at starbucks while he looks for a career.
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Post by tennbengal » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:10 pm

I'm assuming he has a job offer to be the head coach for the Browns.

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Re: Royal Family

Post by mister d » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:14 pm

Completely fucks City's midfield.
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Post by brian » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:30 pm

Considering Harry saw the tabloids all but murder his mother, seems like he might be the only sane one in that bunch of in-bred twats.

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Post by GoodKarma » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:33 pm

brian wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:01 pm
Wait until MAGA turds discover an unemployed immigrant wants to move to the US.
Won't matter because he is the "correct" skin color...
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?

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Post by brian » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:35 pm

GoodKarma wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:33 pm
brian wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:01 pm
Wait until MAGA turds discover an unemployed immigrant wants to move to the US.
Won't matter because he is the "correct" skin color...
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Post by Rex » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:49 pm

Good luck to them achieving financial independence.

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:30 pm

Fuck every single one of them.

Parasitical anachronistic reminders of a dark time in human history.

Seriously - the French and Russians knew what to do to their royals.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:30 pm

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:10 pm
I'm assuming he has a job offer to be the head coach for the Browns.
Now THAT'S funny!
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Post by A_B » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:39 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:30 pm
tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:10 pm
I'm assuming he has a job offer to be the head coach for the Browns.
Now THAT'S funny!
If he can work in a little play action I’m cool with it.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:14 pm

Obligatory whenever the royal family is being discussed...
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Re: Royal Family

Post by A_B » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:46 am

Yeah, this is a thing TIm Horton's does to normal people moving out of their parents' house, right?





The replies are pretty glorious.
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Re: Royal Family

Post by mister d » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:52 am

Should be a "Pullout OR Booking" form, amiright?
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Post by L-Jam3 » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:15 am

Slight threadjack: I went to Til Horton’s for the first time last week in MTL, and I was disappointed to find it wasn’t a Canadian Wawa but a Canadian Dunkin’.
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Post by brian » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:16 am

L-Jam3 wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:15 am
Slight threadjack: I went to Til Horton’s for the first time last week in MTL, and I was disappointed to find it wasn’t a Canadian Wawa but a Canadian Dunkin’.
Dunkin' changed their business model to copy Tim Horton's but yeah, that's it.

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Post by Rush2112 » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:22 am

A_B wrote:
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Yeah, this is a thing TIm Horton's does to normal people moving out of their parents' house, right?





The replies are pretty glorious.

It's not really a great thing their coffee is fuckawful.
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Post by brian » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:25 am

L-Jam3 wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:15 am
Slight threadjack: I went to Til Horton’s for the first time last week in MTL, and I was disappointed to find it wasn’t a Canadian Wawa but a Canadian Dunkin’.
Also: Wait until you see what Canadian Tire sells.

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Post by Pruitt » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:52 am

Tim Horton's corporate genius is in having itself branded as an All-Canadian tradition.

Owned by a Brazilian company that bought it from an American corporation.

And the coffee sucks
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Post by elflaco2 » Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:23 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:52 am
Tim Horton's corporate genius is in having itself branded as an All-Canadian tradition.

Owned by a Brazilian company that bought it from an American corporation.

And the coffee sucks
lets be honest -- in general, coffee chain coffee .. sucks. Like drinking brown flavored water.

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Post by mister d » Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:35 pm

For a decent while, Peet's bucked that trend. They no longer do.
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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:06 pm

brian wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:25 am
L-Jam3 wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:15 am
Slight threadjack: I went to Til Horton’s for the first time last week in MTL, and I was disappointed to find it wasn’t a Canadian Wawa but a Canadian Dunkin’.
Also: Wait until you see what Canadian Tire sells.
Blew my mind when I found out.
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Re: Royal Family

Post by HaulCitgo » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:11 pm

elflaco2 wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:23 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:52 am
Tim Horton's corporate genius is in having itself branded as an All-Canadian tradition.

Owned by a Brazilian company that bought it from an American corporation.

And the coffee sucks
lets be honest -- in general, coffee chain coffee .. sucks. Like drinking brown flavored water.
Mickey D's is solid. Not Starbucks but 1/2 price.

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Re: Royal Family

Post by elflaco2 » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:02 pm

yeah, i'll agree to that.. although its been at least 8 yrs since i've been in a mickeyDs
and 7/11. when i was a delivery driver pre-cell phone era, my std morning stop included two of their largest coffees.. while lunch was a pepsi/mountain dew mix, large milkyway and two big bites.

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Post by tennbengal » Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:11 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:06 pm
brian wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:25 am
L-Jam3 wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:15 am
Slight threadjack: I went to Til Horton’s for the first time last week in MTL, and I was disappointed to find it wasn’t a Canadian Wawa but a Canadian Dunkin’.
Also: Wait until you see what Canadian Tire sells.
Blew my mind when I found out.
That’s a lot more than tires...

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Post by Giff » Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:26 pm

elflaco2 wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:02 pm
my std morning stop included two of their largest coffees.. while lunch was a pepsi/mountain dew mix, large milkyway and two big bites.
Really weird way to treat the clap, but I have no experience.
Muh.

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Post by brian » Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:36 pm

Can we get back to talking about what parasites the British royal family are?

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Post by brian » Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:37 pm

Kidding (well, half kidding).

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brian wrote:
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Can we get back to talking about what parasites the British royal family are?
One of my favourite subjects.
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Post by Johnnie » Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:37 am

I haven't read up much on this story, but from what I'm gathering Harry is gonna become an American because Meghan is like "Yea, this royals stuff is bullshit," right?

If so, it's a Brexit I can get behind. I think it's hilarious.
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Post by tennbengal » Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:52 am

Johnnie wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:37 am
I haven't read up much on this story, but from what I'm gathering Harry is gonna become an American because Meghan is like "Yea, this royals stuff is bullshit," right?

If so, it's a Brexit I can get behind. I think it's hilarious.
Also, the pure racism they are running into toward Meghan.

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