The 54th Super Bowl

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Congrats buddy. I’ll be rooting for them in 2 weeks.


A subtle little thing the Chiefs might not have noticed and will want to be aware of: even though George Kittle is a great receiver, he really likes to block.
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Raheem Mostert is definitely getting laid tonight.
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Opening line for the Super Bowl is 0, pick'em.
Total is 52.
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That sounds about right. I have no feel know who’d I’d wager on simply to win.
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Allez les Chiefs!

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Rooting for the 9ers here. Not because of some Bill Simmons insecurity adjacency with a Jimmy G win equaling a Pats pseudo win, but because (Borat voice) my wife is a 9ers fan and I have many other 9ers fan friends.

Regardless though, it's going to be a good game, I think.
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I want the Chiefs to win to kill the dumb Andy Reid narratives (he couldn't beat the Patriots with Donovan McNabb throwing up everywhere and a hobbled TO! And he couldn't get it done with Alex Smith!!!), but if you give me a pick 'em I'm probably taking San Francisco. Yeah Tennessee can run but they do it in a very straightforward style. I really just can't see KC stopping the 49ers.
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:07 am Allez les Chiefs!

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My prediction is the Chiefs win and Mahomes MAGA’s out at the White House visit and that brings about the end times.
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Gunpowder wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:09 am I want the Chiefs to win to kill the dumb Andy Reid narratives (he couldn't beat the Patriots with Donovan McNabb throwing up everywhere and a hobbled TO! And he couldn't get it done with Alex Smith!!!), but if you give me a pick 'em I'm probably taking San Francisco. Yeah Tennessee can run but they do it in a very straightforward style. I really just can't see KC stopping the 49ers.
I was a pretty big 49ers fan growing up (Steve Young is my all-time favorite player) and in the Harbaugh years but this is basically where I am for my rooting interests. I just like Reid and Mahomes a lot more than Shanahan and Garappalo. Shanahan seems like a nice enough guy and is a fantastic playcaller but I will never forgive him for SB LI.
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I'd really like to see Reid get one, but somehow Hill not get one.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:58 pm I'd really like to see Reid get one, but somehow Hill not get one.
I imagine the SF equivalent of this statement includes Bosa on the back end for many people.
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I hope snickers (or someone else) pulls this reference back out for a superbowl ad
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:16 pm I hope snickers (or someone else) pulls this reference back out for a superbowl ad
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That’s a broken link I can’t see but I guarantee it’s the “Chefs” ad. Classic
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BSF21 wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:26 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:16 pm I hope snickers (or someone else) pulls this reference back out for a superbowl ad
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That’s a broken link I can’t see but I guarantee it’s the “Chefs” ad. Classic
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"CHIEVES" would have made for a better commercial.
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That's really not that cool.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:11 pmUnder.
Seconded.

And I like the Chiefs at -1.5

I pick up $1,000 from a survivor pool if they win.

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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:11 pmUnder.
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Brontoburglar wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:31 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:11 pmUnder.
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Hmm. Do Iowans and South Dakotans at least meet up and party together?
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Dafuq? Is any kind of cheese dip considered fondue?
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A_B wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:33 pm Dafuq? Is any kind of cheese dip considered fondue?
I thought you put it on fruit salad.
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Smoked wings and the super easy (slightly modified) Serious Eats nacho dip over here.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:39 pm Smoked wings and the super easy (slightly modified) Serious Eats nacho dip over here.
Do you grate your own cheese or is the store bought stuff okay? More importantly, do you do anything to keep it warm? The frustrating thing with cheese dip is when it gets cold and sucky.
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I grate, but if you skip the cornstarch it’s effectively the same. We keep it hot by serving into ramekins and keeping the pot itself on the stove.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:38 pm
A_B wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:33 pm Dafuq? Is any kind of cheese dip considered fondue?
I thought you put it on fruit salad.
Ha!!!!

What a fun map. I seriously question the results, I mean "chicken?" Iowa loving stromboli? The Dakotas with pizza sauce and marinara?
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That is pretty funny. And yes, fruit with any kind of sauce dressing would be fruit salad.
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A_B wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:26 pm That is pretty funny. And yes, fruit with any kind of sauce dressing would be fruit salad.
Time to put an end to this debate with the definitive voice on the subject:




No mention of dressing.
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Top comment I saw:
49ers will honor him by passing the ball as little as possible.
And for Brian and others:
Big Ben is giving a tribute at halftime
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I'm getting excited just thinking of all the shrimp I've never had during a Super Bowl party.
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Jerloma wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:55 am That's really not that cool.
The New York Fucking Times respectfully disagrees.
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