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We thought Q had it, pents, he tested negative. Could be a lot of things. Thoughts.
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Pulling for the negative.
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I'm pulling for you too, bob. With my other hand, as I type this.

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Two of every car, that's fucking wild
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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mister d wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:32 pm
I can't believe anyone is legitimately uplifted by that, save for dullards.
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"Cynicism is my whiskey and I had a few." - Bruce McCullough, "Vigil"

(But yeah, a bunch of cops moving their cars into a word isn't doing it for me right now. Spell out "We won't execute blacks and poors anymore" and then they'll have me.)
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The only way that brightens my mood is if they bump cars trying to undo the formation.
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mister d wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:03 pm The only way that brightens my mood is if they bump c.s trying to...f...
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That actually brings up something I've been thinking about lately.

I just don't see any cops when I'm out and about. I've been wondering what they are up to, because it's kind of eerie.

I mean, people are driving like maniacs, for whatever reason, so if they wanted to be pulling them over speeding, that's on like the break of dawn.

But these images and videos where cops are doing this type of stuff, I'm always.. don't you mfers have anything better to do? Maybe they're just fucking bored? Not enough crime??
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So, before you folks read it through a media based website, COVID 19 is here.

We incorporated a group of people who deployed directly from a base. They were all nasal tested by the government and yesterday 1 came back positive. Today it's up to 3.

And a person I work with came in direct contact with every person from the flight.

Soooooo... I'm not there yet, but if I get there I'll let you know.
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Will they be testing you?
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Pruitt wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:04 am Holy Shit - Brazil
Bolsonaro is *arguably* the most dangerous leader on Earth when you combine his ignorance, embrace of fascism, and power over so much of the world’s natural resources (and concurrent desire to destroy the Amazonian rainforest).
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With the lack of testing, there are probably unreported outbreaks all over the place. After the fact, there will be a lot of towns/counties/countries with data of 500% increase of deaths in the spring of 2020 without the reports of confirmed cases to match the increase.
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Or they'll just undercount deaths for the year too.
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Black folks not faring well. Suspect it is more economic than racial but still facts. I have yet to have a white instacart person show up at my door. Uniformly latins and brothers out fixing streets and landscaping. This thing is really exposing economic inequalities. 83% is a huge number.

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Pruitt wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:04 am Will they be testing you?
If it gets to that point, yes. When would we know to reach that point? When I feel symptoms, I guess? When someone I work with gets it?
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Johnnie wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 11:01 am
Pruitt wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:04 am Will they be testing you?
If it gets to that point, yes. When would we know to reach that point? When I feel symptoms, I guess? When someone I work with gets it?
Are there mandated distancing requirements and masks and such?
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P.D.X. wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 11:19 am
Johnnie wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 11:01 am
Pruitt wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:04 am Will they be testing you?
If it gets to that point, yes. When would we know to reach that point? When I feel symptoms, I guess? When someone I work with gets it?
Are there mandated distancing requirements and masks and such?
Yes. We have roped quarantine and isolation areas for incoming people. Just stay on the correct side and don't cross. I'm staying as far away as possible.

And unfortunately we just don't have masks for everyone. So some people are wearing neck gaiters or shemaghs. It's kinda shitty. Everything was fine until we started adding more people. But that's the thing, you have to calculate the risk involved. Otherwise I'd just be here forever instead of being replaced.
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And schools officially closed for the remainder of the academic year. Our daughter cried when my wife told her.

Looking forward to the ignored cello cluttering up our house for the summer, as well.
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More Covid cases in Massachusetts than in Canada.

Two Medical Systems, Two Pandemic Responses

I am speechless. For profit hospitals have no financial reason to leave space for potential Covid cases. Clearly they feel no moral obligation either.
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Pruitt wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 8:14 am More Covid cases in Massachusetts than in Canada.

Two Medical Systems, Two Pandemic Responses

I am speechless. For profit hospitals have no financial reason to leave space for potential Covid cases. Clearly they feel no moral obligation either.
One of the most destructive ideas to the wellbeing of American society has been the now commonly-held view that the primary "moral" obligation of corporations is to maximize shareholder value. Once you accept that premise, you can justify all kinds of harms to workers, the environment, consumers and the public. Thanks, Milton Friedman!
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Joe K wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 8:47 am
Pruitt wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 8:14 am More Covid cases in Massachusetts than in Canada.

Two Medical Systems, Two Pandemic Responses

I am speechless. For profit hospitals have no financial reason to leave space for potential Covid cases. Clearly they feel no moral obligation either.
One of the most destructive ideas to the wellbeing of American society has been the now commonly-held view that the primary "moral" obligation of corporations is to maximize shareholder value. Once you accept that premise, you can justify all kinds of harms to workers, the environment, consumers and the public. Thanks, Milton Friedman!
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Pruitt wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 8:14 am More Covid cases in Massachusetts than in Canada.

Two Medical Systems, Two Pandemic Responses

I am speechless. For profit hospitals have no financial reason to leave space for potential Covid cases. Clearly they feel no moral obligation either.
While I'm proud that my wife's system did the right thing and cut off all non-critical services and converted every ward into COVID treatment, they are going to get royally fucked. AFAIK, all or most NJ hospitals did the right thing out of pure necessity, but I don't know how any of them will survive. All revenue disappeared for 2 months, and they are only receiving a small fraction of payment to recoup the losses incurred from treating COVID patients. I haven't seen the media cover this much, but in a month or so, I think we are going to see major collapses in hospital systems. I really don't know how small hospitals will survive. They will likely be merged into larger systems out of necessity, or taken over by the States, which aren't in a position to financially fund hospitals at an adequate level. The last round of bailouts included hospitals, but it's a drop in the bucket.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 11:06 amWhile I'm proud that my wife's system did the right thing and cut off all non-critical services and converted every ward into COVID treatment, they are going to get royally fucked. AFAIK, all or most NJ hospitals did the right thing out of pure necessity, but I don't know how any of them will survive. All revenue disappeared for 2 months, and they are only receiving a small fraction of payment to recoup the losses incurred from treating COVID patients. I haven't seen the media cover this much, but in a month or so, I think we are going to see major collapses in hospital systems. I really don't know how small hospitals will survive. They will likely be merged into larger systems out of necessity, or taken over by the States, which aren't in a position to financially fund hospitals at an adequate level. The last round of bailouts included hospitals, but it's a drop in the bucket.
Would love to know how much revenue (gross term when talking medical) loss is from insurance payments versus personal payments/debt.
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mister d wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 11:36 am
The Sybian wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 11:06 amWhile I'm proud that my wife's system did the right thing and cut off all non-critical services and converted every ward into COVID treatment, they are going to get royally fucked. AFAIK, all or most NJ hospitals did the right thing out of pure necessity, but I don't know how any of them will survive. All revenue disappeared for 2 months, and they are only receiving a small fraction of payment to recoup the losses incurred from treating COVID patients. I haven't seen the media cover this much, but in a month or so, I think we are going to see major collapses in hospital systems. I really don't know how small hospitals will survive. They will likely be merged into larger systems out of necessity, or taken over by the States, which aren't in a position to financially fund hospitals at an adequate level. The last round of bailouts included hospitals, but it's a drop in the bucket.
Would love to know how much revenue (gross term when talking medical) loss is from insurance payments versus personal payments/debt.
If you mean lost revenue due to stopping "elective" services, I'd venture almost all of it is insurance. People who don't have insurance usually can't pay hospital bills so they end up forgiving and writing off massive amounts of unpaid bills. If you mean losses for treating COVID patients, it's both. They are treating uninsured COVID patients knowing they will never get paid, and I think insurance is only covering a small percentage of the costs to treat patients. It's extremely expensive due to all the additional PPE and running ventilators. Not to mention the costs of storing and moving all the corpses.
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I meant the former. I don't really do elective surgeries, especially cosmetic ones, so I have no idea how the copays work. I'm really curious to see insurance company P&Ls for the first 6 months of 2020 and the backlash to them.
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mister d wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 12:08 pm I meant the former. I don't really do elective surgeries, especially cosmetic ones, so I have no idea how the copays work. I'm really curious to see insurance company P&Ls for the first 6 months of 2020 and the backlash to them.
I put "elective" in quotes because it means anything that isn't necessary to prevent you from dying immediately in pandemic times. They cancelled all cancer treatment that wasn't necessary for immediate survival, heart surgery, you name it. The cancer ward was turned into a COVID ICU, the heart surgery areas, you name it. It was basically Non-COVID ICU and COVID treatment, not much else.
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Earlier this afternoon my wife moved a 101 year old woman at the nursing home she is tracking to the RECOVERED pile. She had been fever free for weeks, and was doing leg lifts in bed.

She just died.
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rass wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 4:26 pm Earlier this afternoon my wife moved a 101 year old woman at the nursing home she is tracking to the RECOVERED pile. She had been fever free for weeks, and was doing leg lifts in bed.

She just died.
Oh jeez, that twist at the end sucked. Was the cause of death COVID related? I guess it's hard to tell at that age.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 5:10 pm
rass wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 4:26 pm Earlier this afternoon my wife moved a 101 year old woman at the nursing home she is tracking to the RECOVERED pile. She had been fever free for weeks, and was doing leg lifts in bed.

She just died.
Oh jeez, that twist at the end sucked. Was the cause of death COVID related? I guess it's hard to tell at that age.
She had been out of the hospital for a week. They checked on her this afternoon and she was gone. I’m sure CV didn’t help but I don’t know if she’ll officially get added to the tally.
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Today's coronavirus news sound extra bad to anyone else? More or less, the efforts haven't worked like in other countries and we're giving up to let it run through the population.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Mon May 04, 2020 10:28 pm Today's coronavirus news sound extra bad to anyone else? More or less, the efforts haven't worked like in other countries and we're giving up to let it run through the population.
Hopefully you're not just figuring that out. It's too hard doing actual work so Trump is giving up and declaring "bankruptcy" (of a sort). What a surprise.
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“The end of stay-at-home orders doesn’t mean COVID isn’t a problem. It means they have room for you in the ICU.”

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