Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:46 am

I may not be an expert here, but wouldn't initially ignoring the virus in blue states be considered 'ethnic cleansing'?

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Post by The Sybian » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:38 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:25 am
Square Rob wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:00 am
Gunpowder wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:24 pm
Johnnie wrote:
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It just seems like capitulation as millions are threatened with homelessness.

In other news, Kodak's (yes, that Kodak) stock went from $2 to $54 in 2 days on the news that they were awarded $765B by Trump "to support efforts to produce active ingredients needed to make generic drugs in the U.S."

This was straight up insanity. I looked at it yesterday after the news first broke, and it was just kinda chillin' at $9ish, and I decided not to play. Today's move made no sense.
The shady thing is that trading volume on Kodak shares went nuts the day BEFORE the announcement.
These people ... there will be a record of who bought the stock. Talk about inviting an SEC investigation.
Riiiight, I'm sure the SEC will be all over it.
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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:03 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:38 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:25 am
Square Rob wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:00 am
Gunpowder wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:24 pm
Johnnie wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:49 am
It just seems like capitulation as millions are threatened with homelessness.

In other news, Kodak's (yes, that Kodak) stock went from $2 to $54 in 2 days on the news that they were awarded $765B by Trump "to support efforts to produce active ingredients needed to make generic drugs in the U.S."

This was straight up insanity. I looked at it yesterday after the news first broke, and it was just kinda chillin' at $9ish, and I decided not to play. Today's move made no sense.
The shady thing is that trading volume on Kodak shares went nuts the day BEFORE the announcement.
These people ... there will be a record of who bought the stock. Talk about inviting an SEC investigation.
Riiiight, I'm sure the SEC will be all over it.
God willing, in about six months they will.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by sancarlos » Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:06 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:03 pm
The Sybian wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:38 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:25 am
Square Rob wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:00 am
Gunpowder wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:24 pm
Johnnie wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:49 am
It just seems like capitulation as millions are threatened with homelessness.

In other news, Kodak's (yes, that Kodak) stock went from $2 to $54 in 2 days on the news that they were awarded $765B by Trump "to support efforts to produce active ingredients needed to make generic drugs in the U.S."

This was straight up insanity. I looked at it yesterday after the news first broke, and it was just kinda chillin' at $9ish, and I decided not to play. Today's move made no sense.
The shady thing is that trading volume on Kodak shares went nuts the day BEFORE the announcement.
These people ... there will be a record of who bought the stock. Talk about inviting an SEC investigation.
Riiiight, I'm sure the SEC will be all over it.
God willing, in about six months they will.
Can you imagine the huuuuge volume of actionable shit the various regulatory bodies will have to sift through and investigate next year (God willing)?
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:09 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:06 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:03 pm
The Sybian wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:38 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:25 am
Square Rob wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:00 am
Gunpowder wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:24 pm



This was straight up insanity. I looked at it yesterday after the news first broke, and it was just kinda chillin' at $9ish, and I decided not to play. Today's move made no sense.
The shady thing is that trading volume on Kodak shares went nuts the day BEFORE the announcement.
These people ... there will be a record of who bought the stock. Talk about inviting an SEC investigation.
Riiiight, I'm sure the SEC will be all over it.
God willing, in about six months they will.
Can you imagine the huuuuge volume of actionable shit the various regulatory bodies will have to sift through and investigate next year (God willing)?
Heh. I do think the career non-political staff will be highly motivated, however.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by Nonlinear FC » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:30 pm

Private schools here in MoCo were all set to start bringing kids in for in-person classes (some variation of hybrid, lots of planning went into some kind of collective approach apparently.)

County Exec waded in and unilaterally postponed opening until October 1.

People are piiiiiiiiiisssed. Keep in mind, these aren't a bunch of Trumpites. I mean, sure, some are, but a lot of them aren't (at least my Fb feed.)

Gov. Hogan also weighed in and was critical of the decision. I have to say, given the overall numbers around here, I don't know that I blame these folks. County exec should've voiced concern and that he would pull the plug if things flared up. He's really asking for a revolt on this.
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Post by travzilla » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:32 am

Canada's official Covid tracking phone app has gone live. Seems like there's a bit of an advertising and promotion blitz, so we'll see if it gets adopted at a big enough scale to be effective. Already reports that it will only work on newer phones with latest software, so a lot of people already not able to download it.
Basic idea is that it doesn't use location or gps tracking, but instead exchanges random codes via bluetooth with nearby phones, then if someone enters a positive diagnosis into the app they can use the codes to send alerts to anyone who had been near that phone.

Supposedly getting good reviews from privacy advocates. Still feels like another tool that could help but would be politicized and conspiracy theorized if the US tried something similat.

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:24 pm

travzilla wrote:
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Canada's official Covid tracking phone app has gone live. Seems like there's a bit of an advertising and promotion blitz, so we'll see if it gets adopted at a big enough scale to be effective. Already reports that it will only work on newer phones with latest software, so a lot of people already not able to download it.
Basic idea is that it doesn't use location or gps tracking, but instead exchanges random codes via bluetooth with nearby phones, then if someone enters a positive diagnosis into the app they can use the codes to send alerts to anyone who had been near that phone.

Supposedly getting good reviews from privacy advocates. Still feels like another tool that could help but would be politicized and conspiracy theorized if the US tried something similat.
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Post by Nonlinear FC » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:27 pm

A lot of universities that are sending kids back (eve if it's a partial/hybrid) situation are outfitting the school ID badges with some form of contact tracing software. At least at Denver, there are a few parents grumbling, but most people get that it's part of the price of getting back to some form of normal.

But I agree it's a non-starter in the larger context here.
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Post by DaveInSeattle » Sun Aug 02, 2020 5:24 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:27 pm
A lot of universities that are sending kids back (eve if it's a partial/hybrid) situation are outfitting the school ID badges with some form of contact tracing software. At least at Denver, there are a few parents grumbling, but most people get that it's part of the price of getting back to some form of normal.

But I agree it's a non-starter in the larger context here.
Gonzaga has decided to go with a 'mostly online/some classes hybrid' model. But the dorms are going to be super problematic, and they sent out an email that basically boiled down to 'Dorm living is restricted...you need to fill out a form and really explain why you need to be living on campus'.

Since my daughter was scheduled to be living in a classic dorm (2 people per room, one huge bathroom down the hall), we decided that her and her friend are going to get an apartment off campus.

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Post by A_B » Sun Aug 02, 2020 5:54 pm

Looks like my daughter will be all online with the classes she has. Being third year means smaller classes but most teachers prefer the all online at the moment. Who knows. She is fine with it and can still use all the facilities.
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Post by travzilla » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:27 am

Is there a single defensible reason for a person to take a cruise anywhere in the world right now? Like these have to be the dumbest people on earth right? If it wasn't for the slave labour crew on board getting screwed here, I'd love to see these cruises just float around until they sink because no port will take them in.

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Post by Nonlinear FC » Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:18 am

My wife and I went on a cruise once, many years ago. It seemed like a relatively affordable way to see some spots in the Caribbean.

We were surrounded by assholes from Long Island. We had to sit with the same weirdos at dinner every night. You had to get up at the crack of dawn to lay out towels to secure decent seats on the deck. You were only in a port for a few hours, and it was touristy as fuck. She contracted some weird ass tropical illness that scared the fuck out of us. Our liquor bill was close to $2000.

We haven't even joked about going on another cruise. That was about 20 years ago.

Fuck cruise ships.
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Post by mister d » Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:20 am

Same opinion but without having ever gone on one. I'd rather stay home than go on a cruise for free.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:30 am

I'm a bit shocked they set sail with passengers also. Not sure how that makes financial sense. Cruises are a good option just not my preferred option and definitely not now. If nothing else lots of opportunities to make your own fun. Kids love it. Right priced. Saw multiple destinations and enjoyed all. But ships and viruses don't mix.

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Post by The Sybian » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:14 am

Going on a cruise right now is absolutely insane, but I hear the rates are super low, to the point where a homeless person could go on a cruise and eat cheaper than living on a city street.

When I think about the workers, pollution and amount of waste created by cruise ships, they should be banned, but I'll admit we had a great honeymoon experience on Mediterranean cruise. The key was going with an Italian company, so it felt like being in a foreign country on the ship. 3% Americans, 10% English speakers, mostly from UK or Canada. It also had very few kids on board. We got to see a lot of places I likely never would have seen, like Malta and Tunisia, which were incredible. We avoided touristy shit by just wandering further into the center of cities. We had the scheduled dinner with the same people every night, but they were actually cool, 2 Canadian couples and a guy from Liverpool with what was very clearly his mistress. We actually liked meeting up every day and discussing our adventures.

Did a cruise to Bermuda with the kids on Carnival, and that was a completely different experience. It was geared towards kids and partying, but actually had some cool stuff. I wouldn't go Carnival again, and I wouldn't do a Caribbean cruise, as they dump you off in tourist traps and there aren't options to avoid touristy stuff in most stops.
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Post by sancarlos » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:17 am

My wife and I did one cruise about 10 years ago. (Vancouver to Alaska). I have no plans to do another again anytime soon. The sights and the excursions were nice, but I couldn’t believe the number of assholes on board the ship. Such rude people, whose number one goal every day seemed for them to be at the front of buffet line for bacon, kids or old folks be damned.
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:26 pm

We did a Greek Island cruise in 2014, with Royal Caribbean. It was fantastic. For that kind of area, there's no other convenient way to visit a bunch of different islands and historical sites. (It probably helped that we did it in October, not during the summer. And we could afford to pay for a suite, so we had our own balcony and priority disembarking when we were in port.)

We liked it so much that we did another cruise in the summer of 2016, along the Norway coast. This one was a little dicier because the North Sea in August was much rougher than the Mediterranean in October. But we still loved it - again, not too many other ways to see a bunch of coastal towns and cities, fjords, etc.

The other cruise I'd really like to do is one that hits all the old capital cities in the Baltic.
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Post by brian » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:29 pm

I love cruises. Making fun of all the old, selfish MAGA turds behind their back is half the fun.
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Post by HaulCitgo » Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:43 am

I'm ok with the warp speed guy. Don't we want knowledgeable seasoned guys to take those roles in emergencies? I don't think divestment of your 30 year earnings is the best way to attract talented guys who could just as easily stay in the private sector. I don't like the bitching but probably right about several media sources.

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:24 pm

Not sure if you want an executive who clearly has a vested interest ranting about media scrutiny.

Just do your job, make your cash and shut the hell up. These guys want it all - money, prestige and sycophancy.
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Post by mister d » Wed Aug 05, 2020 1:02 pm

The kid likely won't die, Johnnie, therefore its worth it to get some peace and quiet!
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The kid likely won't die, Johnnie, therefore its worth it to get some peace and quiet!
As long as he dies after the election, it doesn't matter.
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Post by Pruitt » Fri Aug 14, 2020 10:26 am

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They say the Stage 3 guideline requiring all patrons to provide a phone number on entry also helped them reach out during the contact tracing process.
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