Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by sancarlos » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:20 am

Sorry man. It hurts to get fucked over. It hurts more when it’s family members doing it.
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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by A_B » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:23 am

Youngest was supposed to go for road test tomorrow. Now he isn't feeling great and we were already on the "let's reschedule that" anyway, but still. He has asthma so of course a respiratory disease is a bad thing. FUUUUUUUUUCK.


We are going for the deep nose test today or first thing in the morning.
The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:57 am

That sucks.

Here's something that won't cheer anyone up.

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:29 pm

A_B wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:23 am
Youngest was supposed to go for road test tomorrow. Now he isn't feeling great and we were already on the "let's reschedule that" anyway, but still. He has asthma so of course a respiratory disease is a bad thing. FUUUUUUUUUCK.


We are going for the deep nose test today or first thing in the morning.
Gah.

Your rage is completely appropriate, AB.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by A_B » Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:26 pm

We returned three negative results for the family unit. But I have been laid up since about three. Chills bloated and cannot get comfortable. Achy achy achy
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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by govmentchedda » Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:40 pm

A_B wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:26 pm
We returned three negative results for the family unit. But I have been laid up since about three. Chills bloated and cannot get comfortable. Achy achy achy
Yay! Fuck!
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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:05 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:40 pm
A_B wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:26 pm
We returned three negative results for the family unit. But I have been laid up since about three. Chills bloated and cannot get comfortable. Achy achy achy
Yay! Fuck!
What he said.

That really sucks, but hopefully it's just the regular flu. Good luck, AB.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:47 pm

How are you feeling, AB?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by rass » Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:11 pm

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:20 pm

Heh.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by A_B » Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:24 pm

She has been a perfect resting companion but a shit nurse.
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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by rass » Sun Sep 20, 2020 12:56 pm




A local HS that my wife’s health dept deals with suddenly switched to all remote learning on Friday. At least 18 teachers are in quarantine. The not publicly known part of the story is that a relatively famous TikTok’r (millions of followers) attends the school, has been traveling for “work” and is patient zero.
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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by DaveInSeattle » Sun Sep 20, 2020 1:15 pm

We are the dumbest country...

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A back-to-school dance party followed in Provo, the seat of Utah County, on Sept. 4. A week later, Young/Dumb tossed a masquerade party in neighboring Orem.

As the parties continued, so did the coronavirus cases. It’s difficult to pinpoint where anyone gets infected from such a communicable virus. A spokeswoman for the Utah County Health Department on Friday said it had no data showing how the dance parties affected the spread there.

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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Post by Johnnie » Sun Sep 20, 2020 1:18 pm

Like I say to parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids:

"I, too, hope they die."
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