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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:29 pm
by A_B
rass wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:26 pm My wife has to follow up with close secondary contacts on the positive cases she handles. One of them today was a NYPD officer. Normal protocol would have him self quarantine. Since he’s asymptomatic he said that there was no way he would be permitted to miss time.
Ooh. We needed a test case for swamp debates.


(I feel bad about it, yeah)

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:55 pm
by sancarlos
A_B wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:29 pm
rass wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:26 pm My wife has to follow up with close secondary contacts on the positive cases she handles. One of them today was a NYPD officer. Normal protocol would have him self quarantine. Since he’s asymptomatic he said that there was no way he would be permitted to miss time.
Ooh. We needed a test case for swamp debates.

(I feel bad about it, yeah)
Debate? Fuck, I don't see what should be up for debate. If he has a positive diagnosis, he should be at home in quarantine. Period.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:04 pm
by brian
He’s not positive he’s just been in close contact with someone who is.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:07 pm
by rass
brian wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:04 pm He’s not positive he’s just been in close contact with someone who is.
Right (sorry if I wasn’t clear). And they’re so undermanned that unless you’re positive or outwardly sick you’re staying on the job.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:23 pm
by sancarlos
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Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:03 pm
by A_B
sancarlos wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:55 pm
A_B wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:29 pm
rass wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:26 pm My wife has to follow up with close secondary contacts on the positive cases she handles. One of them today was a NYPD officer. Normal protocol would have him self quarantine. Since he’s asymptomatic he said that there was no way he would be permitted to miss time.
Ooh. We needed a test case for swamp debates.

(I feel bad about it, yeah)
Debate? Fuck, I don't see what should be up for debate. If he has a positive diagnosis, he should be at home in quarantine. Period.
Yeah it was a bad joke about being asymptomatic.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:29 am
by Pruitt

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:24 am
by HaulCitgo
This place darkens the skies on Peachtree. If this is only 3 floors they should get the rest open too. You could ship in people for a while.

"Piedmont Atlanta Hospital’s new Marcus Tower will open four months early — on April 13 — to help treat the surge of coronavirus patients expected this month, the hospital announced Tuesday.

The early opening will add three ICU and acute nursing units to Atlanta’s capacity. This will add a total of 132 additional beds, with 64 designated as critically-needed ICU beds.The hospital beds could be used for coronavirus patients and also patients who need health care for other illnesses, Piedmont said. The new beds will be spread over the tower’s sixth, seventh and eighth floors.“By opening this part of the tower early, we are increasing capacity at a critical time when our community needs it the most,” said Dr. Patrick Battey, CEO of Piedmont Atlanta Hospital. “Getting these beds ready for patients who may need them during the COVID-19 outbreak was the right thing to do, and I am proud of the staff at Piedmont and our partners on the project who made it happen.”The 16-story tower was originally set to open Aug. 1. The healthcare system accelerated the work schedule and deliveries of equipment to make it possible to open early."

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:42 pm
by rass
NJ just added 30 days to the stay at home order.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:25 pm
by DaveInSeattle
That didn't take long...


Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:01 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Shouldn't have underestimated how much pull Johnnie has with the top brass.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:56 pm
by Johnnie
Johnny Carwash wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:01 pm Shouldn't have underestimated how much pull Johnnie has with the top brass.
And across services at that!

I just read about this. Fuck yes. Fuck that cunt.

This mother fucker flew TO GUAM from DC to say horrible things about a beloved commander that he just fired unjustly days before to his crew that gave him a goosebump enducing send off. The level of petty that takes is beyond the fucking pale.

See ya, fucko.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:51 pm
by Shirley
Johnnie wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:56 pm This mother fucker flew TO GUAM from DC to say horrible things about a beloved commander that he just fired unjustly days before to his crew that gave him a goosebump enducing send off. The level of petty that takes is beyond the fucking pale.
Actually, I give him some credit for flying to Guam to address the crew directly. He didn't have to do that, and surely he had some idea of how they felt about the decision. Trump never would have done that in person.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:06 pm
by Ryan
Especially since he must have heard about the virus going around there.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:35 pm
by DSafetyGuy
The Swamp is a trendsetter, once again.


Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:51 am
by Johnnie
Shirley wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 4:51 pm
Johnnie wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:56 pm This mother fucker flew TO GUAM from DC to say horrible things about a beloved commander that he just fired unjustly days before to his crew that gave him a goosebump enducing send off. The level of petty that takes is beyond the fucking pale.
Actually, I give him some credit for flying to Guam to address the crew directly. He didn't have to do that, and surely he had some idea of how they felt about the decision. Trump never would have done that in person.
He did it with malicious intent. Not to smooth things over.

Hard disagree.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:59 am
by Nonlinear FC
Yeah, naw Dave... NOPE.

Maybe you didn't read the transcript or listen to the audio? That shit was petty as fuck.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:56 am
by A_B

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:58 am
by Johnnie
A_B wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:56 am
That just seems like great marketing.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:23 pm
by rass
JFC


Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:27 pm
by sancarlos
JFC

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:31 pm
by EdRomero
rass wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:23 pm JFC

I'd avoid their deli meats for awhile

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:29 pm
by cerrano
EdRomero wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:31 pm
rass wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:23 pm JFC

I'd avoid their deli meats for awhile
Unless they bring back the honey-smoked turkey. Then we’re golden.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:21 pm
by Shirley
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:59 am Yeah, naw Dave... NOPE.

Maybe you didn't read the transcript or listen to the audio? That shit was petty as fuck.
I did not.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:45 pm
by Nonlinear FC
I haven't watched Fleabag yet.

Just started.
[+] spoiler
5 minutes in and she's masturbating to Obama.




Yep.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:59 am
by Johnnie
Shirley wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:21 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:59 am Yeah, naw Dave... NOPE.

Maybe you didn't read the transcript or listen to the audio? That shit was petty as fuck.
I did not.
And I do not mean to pile on, but this is also during a stop movement.


Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 1:36 pm
by Shirley
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:45 pm I haven't watched Fleabag yet.

Just started.
[+] spoiler
5 minutes in and she's masturbating to Obama.




Yep.
God, I loved that show. She's brilliant.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 11:51 am
by EdRomero


This thread is my next fear. I feel like I'm going crazy and the temptation to get out a visit people is getting stronger and stronger. This is where we need a strong leader to convince us to hang in there and stay in a bit longer. Instead the opposite view is getting louder.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:08 pm
by Joe K
EdRomero wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 11:51 am

This thread is my next fear. I feel like I'm going crazy and the temptation to get out a visit people is getting stronger and stronger. This is where we need a strong leader to convince us to hang in there and stay in a bit longer. Instead the opposite view is getting louder.
Yeah, I'm seeing some growing pushback on social distancing based on the downward reductions of the estimated national death rate. But if you look at the current death rate in NYC (~600 deaths/1 million people and growing)* and scaled that up nationally, we'd be talking at least hundreds of thousands of deaths nationwide. And that's with NYC having been subject to restrictions for weeks now.



*The death rate New Orleans is even worse.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:51 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Shirley wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 1:36 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:45 pm I haven't watched Fleabag yet.

Just started.
[+] spoiler
5 minutes in and she's masturbating to Obama.




Yep.
God, I loved that show. She's brilliant.
I'm often in a position of watching a show for a bit to see if my wife would like it. I got about 7 minutes in and stopped. We watched together last night and just like that... New couple show!!

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:49 pm
by Johnnie

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:56 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 4:02 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Joe K wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:08 pm
EdRomero wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 11:51 am

This thread is my next fear. I feel like I'm going crazy and the temptation to get out a visit people is getting stronger and stronger. This is where we need a strong leader to convince us to hang in there and stay in a bit longer. Instead the opposite view is getting louder.
Yeah, I'm seeing some growing pushback on social distancing based on the downward reductions of the estimated national death rate. But if you look at the current death rate in NYC (~600 deaths/1 million people and growing)* and scaled that up nationally, we'd be talking at least hundreds of thousands of deaths nationwide. And that's with NYC having been subject to restrictions for weeks now.



*The death rate New Orleans is even worse.
Just think about the likelihood of someone who was sick in a place like NYC, but could not get a test and returned to their apartment where they live alone. They quarantined by themselves and things got worse. And now?

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 4:40 pm
by DaveInSeattle


Umm...anyone want to explain to the Super Genius that antibiotics don't work on a virus?

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:05 pm
by rass
At least 285 nursing homes in NJ have reported positive cases.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 9:35 am
by DSafetyGuy
One of my cousins has tested positive. His fever is yet to surpass 101 yet, so fingers crossed.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 9:39 am
by govmentchedda
Shit! Hope he or she is ok.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 9:39 am
by rass
Sorry man. Hope it’s not serious.


One symptom that the majority of the people my wife has talked to has reported (including one or the guys this morning) no matter how severely ill they have been, is a loss of their sense of taste.

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:05 am
by Pruitt
Shit - that is scary. How old is he?

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:09 am
by rass
rass wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:53 pm
rass wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:43 pm
rass wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:09 pm The city where my wife works for the health department will go over 100 total cases this weekend, if not by tomorrow.
That was Thursday. They’re over 200 as of today.
That was Sunday. Well over 400 as of today.
That was 4/3. Will be over 1000 this weekend.