Eli’s Going
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Eli’s Going
Next stop - like Dancing With the Stats or something other than Canton
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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govmentchedda
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Hide your heart, Sports Guy.
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Mods, please sticky this to the original post
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Under the theory that any engagement is good engagement, I think he did this on purpose.
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tennbengal
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I genuinely don't give a shit if he's a HOFer or not, but wish this crap would get off my timeline. That and the Jeter wasn't unanimous shitshow. Effin' NY media...
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EMBRACE THE MUTE!tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:08 am I genuinely don't give a shit if he's a HOFer or not, but wish this crap would get off my timeline. That and the Jeter wasn't unanimous shitshow. Effin' NY media...
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The Jeter not being unanimous thing makes me soooooooo happy we cheated to beat them.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Eli is a great guy, but he was never an elite QB at any point in his career. Sure, he won two SBs, but he was a better-than-average QB who stuck around for a long career.tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:08 am I genuinely don't give a shit if he's a HOFer or not, but wish this crap would get off my timeline. That and the Jeter wasn't unanimous shitshow. Effin' NY media...
My niece is in the same class as Eli's youngest daughter, and been friends with her for years. Eli drives her to school every day, goes to every school function, and slides in the back and keeps a low profile to avoid causing a scene. He even went in to read to the class when they were younger. Sounds stupid writing it out, but I respect the hell out of guys with that big a profile acting like regular dads. My wife just saw him last week at a sports facility dropping his daughter off for lacrosse practice. Curious to see if he stays in the area. My other niece swims with Pat Shurmer's daughter, guessing they don't stay in town...
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Is Jack Morris but not a dick a good comp? Solid long career but wouldn't be considered for the HoF if not for being a key player in two titles?
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Damn, D. That's a perfect comp. (Albeit Morris was carried to a third title in '92).
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