Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

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I wonder how Jim Amendments is taking this news.
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brian wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:35 am I fucking joked about this like three or four weeks ago, but I said something to effect of I wondered how long it would take for Trump to violate the Third Amendment (which has basically been settled law for like 200 years), but yet here we are.

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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:14 am
The Sybian wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 7:56 am
sancarlos wrote: Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:30 pm He's making an example out of her, to scare the rest of the Repubs of how he'll treat them if they don't stay on their knees and fellate him 100% of the time. I don't see why this tactic even works, but somehow it does.
I'm telling you, he has video of all of them killing hookers. It's the only explanation.
Like that would seriously move the needle with GOP voters.
Yeah, I thought that was how they registered for the party.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:25 am
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:14 am
The Sybian wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 7:56 am
sancarlos wrote: Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:30 pm He's making an example out of her, to scare the rest of the Repubs of how he'll treat them if they don't stay on their knees and fellate him 100% of the time. I don't see why this tactic even works, but somehow it does.
I'm telling you, he has video of all of them killing hookers. It's the only explanation.
Like that would seriously move the needle with GOP voters.
Yeah, I thought that was how they registered for the party.
Steve just changed, he can confirm for us.
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A_B wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:29 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:25 am
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:14 am
The Sybian wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 7:56 am
sancarlos wrote: Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:30 pm He's making an example out of her, to scare the rest of the Repubs of how he'll treat them if they don't stay on their knees and fellate him 100% of the time. I don't see why this tactic even works, but somehow it does.
I'm telling you, he has video of all of them killing hookers. It's the only explanation.
Like that would seriously move the needle with GOP voters.
Yeah, I thought that was how they registered for the party.
Steve just changed, he can confirm for us.
Mmmmm, Utah hookers.....
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That's a joke, right?
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brian wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:35 am I fucking joked about this like three or four weeks ago, but I said something to effect of I wondered how long it would take for Trump to violate the Third Amendment (which has basically been settled law for like 200 years), but yet here we are.

They can pull some Alaska tents out of WRM and build them on Bolling AFB, Andrews AFB, and Army posts. (Amongst whatever billeting is available already.)

If anything they are saving money on the unnecessarily mobilizing of the military.
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Trump may never hit his rock bottom, but this is pretty fucking close.

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EdRomero wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:57 am
brian wrote: Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:35 am I fucking joked about this like three or four weeks ago, but I said something to effect of I wondered how long it would take for Trump to violate the Third Amendment (which has basically been settled law for like 200 years), but yet here we are.

Mike Lee's Twitter summary: "Please help me restore constitutional leadership to Washington!"
Senator Lee is all about limited federal power and limited government in general. So he should be thrilled about local Utah National Guardspeople going back home and leaving the good people of DC to police themselves.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Right? But instead he has the sads because these Utahn soldiers aren't gonna be able to bust some black heads.
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It's a sucker's game trying to identify new low points for this piece of shit, but this has gotta be near the bottom at least.

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As bad as Trump watching Fox News and then essentially live-tweeting it has been, very evident already that if he's switched to mostly watching OANN it's going to be a very long five months.

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This is so unbelievable. Not surprising, but unbelievable.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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brian wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:51 am It's a sucker's game trying to identify new low points for this piece of shit, but this has gotta be near the bottom at least.
There is no bottom.
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Lets see how the GOP Senators are reacting to Trump's latest conspiracy theory:



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There is no bottom. This is doubling, doubling down.
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Since Mr. D hasn't said it yet, maybe this will be the thing that finally brings him down.

That's only partially a joke. If he survives, he's going to be thrilled to become the poster child for police brutality, and he's going to be very persuasive to the nervous white folks out there.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Fun response from CNN to one of the president's latest temper tantrums.

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The lawyer's name is Vigilante. That's kinda funny.
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The anus even acts like tax money is coming out of his own pocket.

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Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:12 pm The anus even acts like tax money is coming out of his own pocket.

You know, if Americans weren't so fucking dumb....
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Johnnie wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 3:01 pm The lawyer's name is Vigilante. That's kinda funny.
First name should have been Dick.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:24 pm
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:12 pm The anus even acts like tax money is coming out of his own pocket.

You know, if Americans weren't so fucking dumb....
He's been tweeting about random transportation projects for a couple of weeks now. Ogden was trending about two weeks ago because he tweeted about a bus project "he" had approved.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I know it’s Secret Service, but they use USSS when abbreviating to avoid these optics.
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Oh man.

Freudian slip?
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But really, congrats on having the best equipped forces in the world push around unarmed kids.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:12 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:24 pm
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:12 pm The anus even acts like tax money is coming out of his own pocket.

You know, if Americans weren't so fucking dumb....
He's been tweeting about random transportation projects for a couple of weeks now. Ogden was trending about two weeks ago because he tweeted about a bus project "he" had approved.
by gum, that transportation project put Ogden(ville) on the map!
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EdRomero wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 1:01 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:12 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:24 pm
Pruitt wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:12 pm The anus even acts like tax money is coming out of his own pocket.

You know, if Americans weren't so fucking dumb....
He's been tweeting about random transportation projects for a couple of weeks now. Ogden was trending about two weeks ago because he tweeted about a bus project "he" had approved.
bu gum, that transportation project put Ogden(ville) on the map!
The best part was that in his tweet about the project, Trump didn't even describe it right and confused a whole lot of locals.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:54 pm Oh man.

Freudian slip?
Well, you really don't have the ability to change the font on twitter.
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I think the point is that even when people point this stuff out, he never takes it down or clarifies. It's just "owning the libs" and he dismisses it. Doesn't really acknowledge it, but part of the point is that it gets the snowflakes in a lather.
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I actually really like Biden coming out and saying that the military will escort Trump from the WH if he loses and refuses to go.

1) It's the perfect jab, where the framing is all about "when he loses." If Trump tries to engage, he's dealing with a classic "Man denies beating his wife" sitch.

2) There are certain kinds of people that are defeatist and use some wonky logic like "even if we vote him out, he won't leave anyways" or some such bullshit. This pushes that bullshit aside.

Side note, I really hope you guys aren't falling for that defeatist bullshit... Take every opportunity to tell people carrying that negative bullshit around to stop it. That's part of his (their) plan... Make you get so frustrated and downtrodden that you just give up and don't vote.

I hate that shit.
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bfj wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:51 pm

I know it’s Secret Service, but they use USSS when abbreviating to avoid these optics.
No, I saw that giant boat fending off protesters and you could clearly see it was called the S.S. Great Job. Written right on the life preserver.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:13 pmI actually really like Biden coming out and saying that the military will escort Trump from the WH if he loses and refuses to go
Bill Maher was asking about this to every Democratic candidate when they would go on his show for the interview before the table discussion.

"What will you do when, if you win, Donald Trump refuses to leave?"

None of them, even Bernie, made a statement like this. The answers were nearly all deflections of the question and each candidate seemed to half smile at the presumptuousness of the question.

So, I'm thankful for this answer.

Also, Trump (or his Twitter handler) knows exactly what the fuck he's doing:

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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:17 pm
bfj wrote: Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:51 pm

I know it’s Secret Service, but they use USSS when abbreviating to avoid these optics.
No, I saw that giant boat fending off protesters and you could clearly see it was called the S.S. Great Job. Written right on the life preserver.
I think they were referring to this SS:

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So, not a good joke?
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