Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Roadhouse (1989), 9 p.m. ET 3/26

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm

Kelly Lynch is incapable of chemistry.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm I feel like Ernie (black bartender) voices over something recent and very familiar.
We have the meats

Yea but that's Ving Rhames

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm Isn't this the choice of music that makes rass' wife irrationally angry?

Yes.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm Dalton kinda stalking here. Creepy energy, you guys.

Wife agrees.

This is for her, too.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm

BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm I feel like Ernie (black bartender) voices over something recent and very familiar.
We have the meats
Yea but that's Ving Rhames

Navy was correct (Carwash?).

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm I feel like Ernie (black bartender) voices over something recent and very familiar.
We have the meats

That's Ving Rhames. Racist.

e: DSafe beat me.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm As a guy close to the same age as Swayze, I can assure you that women my age thought Swayze was quite the stud muffin

"Hey Patrick Swayze is fucking your wife Kelly right now on TV!"

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm Does liking doo-wop music mean she'd fuck Wesley too?

I would have imagined in a small town like this one, Wesley would have already targeted her.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm Kelly Lynch is incapable of chemistry.

Yea but she's hot.

Better in the ER outfit though.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:21 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm I feel like Ernie (black bartender) voices over something recent and very familiar.
We have the meats
That's Ving Rhames. Racist.

We've got THE MEATS!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:21 pm

Is 5’10 160 pound swayze really gonna wreck shop? Give me Jackie Chan any day.

(I’m totally not watching but I never thought this movie made any sense)

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:21 pm

BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm I feel like Ernie (black bartender) voices over something recent and very familiar.
We have the meats
Yea but that's Ving Rhames

No shit?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:21 pm

PENSIVE STARE! PENSIVE STARE!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:21 pm
BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm I feel like Ernie (black bartender) voices over something recent and very familiar.
We have the meats
Yea but that's Ving Rhames
No shit?

What now? I’ll tell you what now.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm

Not that I'm attempting Bronto's fitness summit anytime soon, but I can assure you, that sex position is fun for about 12.8 seconds.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm Does liking doo-wop music mean she'd fuck Wesley too?
I would have imagined in a small town like this one, Wesley would have already targeted her.

[+] spoiler: Just wait.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:21 pm
BSF21 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm
rass wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm I feel like Ernie (black bartender) voices over something recent and very familiar.
We have the meats
Yea but that's Ving Rhames
No shit?

For realsies.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm

She must have left a wet trail in the room if she was ready to go that quickly.

Also I remember my friend at school said Lynch was actually Swayze's wife and they really did it in this scene.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:21 pm Is 5’10 160 pound swayze really gonna wreck shop? Give me Jackie Chan any day.

(I’m totally not watching but I never thought this movie made any sense)

This movie does not make any sense.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:23 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm Does liking doo-wop music mean she'd fuck Wesley too?
I would have imagined in a small town like this one, Wesley would have already targeted her.

One of the hired goons referenced Dalton "digging his own grave" as he drives away with ER Doctor Lady, such is Wesley's ardor.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:23 pm

Very temperate in Jasper

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:23 pm

PENSIVE STARE!

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:23 pm

LAYING ON THE PRAYER RUG? REALLY?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:24 pm

This guy is noisy as fuck, even for the Midwest.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:24 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:20 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm Does liking doo-wop music mean she'd fuck Wesley too?
I would have imagined in a small town like this one, Wesley would have already targeted her.

[+] spoiler
Just wait.

Ahhhh! That's the word...

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:24 pm

Blind guy is wise, as always in movies.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:24 pm

Jeff Healey having to explain this to the audience is fucking hilarious.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:25 pm

Just in case they're lost.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm

Double Douche can only ever be said by Sam Elliott. New law.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm

Did they update the exterior? Looks like a chain restaurant in the suburbs.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm

Bleeder, fat guy, Terry Funk, and freaky giant is a nice foursome.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm

"Guess not" is such a great line.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm

From now one I will always preface Sam Elliott's name with "our lord and savior".

Just like in the old Batman tv show - the bad guys come at the good guys one at a time.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm

Opportune time for Senor Garrett to arrive on the scene.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:27 pm

I thought about this scene and I looked it up earlier today.

Terry Funk, who says, "Mind your own business, Dad." to Sam Elliott... is almost six weeks older than Sam Elliott.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:28 pm

Sam Elliott is only marginally believable as a competent cooler at this point but maybe

[+] spoiler: they're trying to pay that off later? I'm not giving them credit for that.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:28 pm

Wade Garrett is the coolest motherfucker ever, anywhere, anytime.

This is not up for discussion.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:28 pm

God damn he is the sparkling magic that makes this shit train hum

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:28 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm Double Douche can only ever be said by Sam Elliott. New law.

I was once told by a wise man that law did not exist if one was consuming the claw.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm

This movie is like a rogue's gallery of guys who played random punks in the 80s/90s.

Also, was the guy who got fired earlier and then changed sides a wrestler or something? Thought I recognized him?

e: DSafe got it.